I might as well relate a CSB (Cool Story Bro) here that I had as a Services Tech in Palm Beach, Florida concerning an old rotary phone. I was dispatched to a home on the island of Palm Beach. For those of you who might not be familiar, it is a very wealthy area. The customer was out of service and I diagnosed a short inside the home. To fix this I needed to find out what was causing the short, usually a wire missing the insulation, corrosion in a jack or a defective piece of equipment (telephone, fax or answering machine)
The home was HUGE … a mansion really. This place must have cost at least 5 million or more. So, I am going room to room checking all the jacks and equipment, but I can’t locate the source of the short. I finally narrowed the trouble down to one room. It had to be in there but the older (probably 70+) lady refused to let me in the room. Finally after about a 1/2 hour I told her that I had done all I could, I was positive that the short was in the secret room and if she wouldn’t let me in there was nothing I could do and she would remain out of service.
She finally agreed and sheepishly opened the room where I discover an old rotary phone that ended up being defective and causing the problem. I removed the phone and the service came back on. Curious, I asked the lady why she didn’t want me to go into the room. She told me that she knew AT&T (long gone at that point, we were BellSouth at the time) charged for each phone you had in the house. They did at one time, as you leased phones from AT&T as you couldn’t purchase them on the open market. If I remember correctly it was something like .75 cents a month per phone or something. Didn’t matter since that practice was ended probably 10 or 15 years prior.
So, here was this lady living in a 5 million dollar home scared to let me into a room for fear I discover her old rotary phone and alert the company so they can charge her $8 or so a year. I found that quite hilarious when it happened and still do today.