# Rougy, come on DOWN!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 24, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438 "2002-11-24T03:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/21 "2002-11-24T12:57:12Z")

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> Do you think it’s a joke that his location in his profile is listed as Roswell, NM, or just a funny coincidence?

Nobody lives in Roswell because Roswell doesn’t exist. Roswell is a fabrication cooked up by the people who house aliens at Area51, which also doesn’t exist, so there aren’t really any aliens there. If there were, who would change their litter trays?

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/22 "2002-11-24T14:31:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*Actually, there was a story just about a year ago indicating that the Pentagon had considered just that sort of scenario. (I have no idea whether the report is more than the pipe dream of James Bamford, the author of the book “exposing” it, but it was treated seriously in the press at the time.)
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Yes, I mentioned as much in the Pentagon thread. However, the book covering it was savaged pretty heavily in an earlier thread…

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136053&perpage=50&highlight=liberty&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=136053&perpage=50&highlight=liberty&pagenumber=2)

Different topic, but same book and author. And yes, it was a post of mine which was savaged, which is why I remember it. I seem to recall, however, various uses of the information in various novels as if it were common knowledge, earlier in the 80s. But I may be wrong.

(You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!)

E-Sabbath

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/23 "2002-11-24T17:37:02Z")

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Roswell does exist, I went there last summer on vacation.

\<\< begins making quiet beeping sound \>\>

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/24 "2002-11-24T17:39:40Z")

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No, you only _thought_ it was Roswell. It was actually Truth or Consequences with a makeover.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/25 "2002-11-24T17:41:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LouisB \*  
> \*\*Nobody lives in Roswell because Roswell doesn’t exist. Roswell is a fabrication cooked up by the people who house aliens at Area51, which also doesn’t exist, so there aren’t really any aliens there. If there were, who would change their litter trays? \*\*

Totally false. Roswell DOES exist, and they came to seed our women with their [inhuman robotic spawn](http://www.stafford.msd.esc4.net/school-webpages/Library/LIBRARY/election/gore.html) to be born 8 months later.

And Area51 does exist, but there is nothing there. It is just a front, to divert attention from AREA50, where the good stuff is!

(The car that runs on water, cures for cancer, the common cold and AIDS, a perpetual motion machine, a honest lawyer…)

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/26 "2002-11-24T19:00:57Z")

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Everyone knows that the Government purposefully manufactures that alien stuff to throw people off the real secrets of Area 51: Spectacular cost over-runs, experimental stealth aircraft, and massive dumping of toxic pollutants.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rougy-come-on-down/138438/27 "2002-11-24T19:07:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \*  
> \*\*the real secrets of Area 51: massive dumping of toxic pollutants. \*\*

No, that’s the open secret of New Jersey.

Hey, of US states, why does California have the most lawyers and Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?

Jersey got first pick!

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