# Round 1 of the Great Smiley Election has started

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [May 26, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935 "2002-05-26T17:23:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/1 "2002-05-26T17:23:20Z")

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[Smiley Voting - Round 1 - Poll 1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117163)

[Smiley Voting - Round 1 - Poll 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117164)

[Smiley Voting - Round 1 - Poll 3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117167)

[Smiley Voting - Round 1 - Poll 4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117168)

[Smiley Voting - Round 1 - Poll 5](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117169)

**Threads of interest**  
[Asking for smiley submissions in ATMB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=114395)

[Practice poll in ATMB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117084) - **We strongly recommend that you experiment with vBulletin’s polling feature here before you start voting on smilies.**

[IMHO thread debating the most useful smiley](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=114883) - **This is the place to discuss which smiley is the “best” and/or worthy of your vote.**

[IMHO thread discussing the voting method](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=114877)

Let the best smiley win!

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/2 "2002-05-26T23:25:55Z")

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[The list of smiley candidates is here.](http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/smpoll1/)

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/3 "2002-05-27T04:40:06Z")

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Forgive me if I’ve totally missed something, but when voting and selecting a single box, I got taken to:

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> \*\*vBulletin Message  
> The action you have attempted could not be performed as your session appears to be invalid. Click the below link to attempt this action again with a new session.
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> Try this action again!\*\*

Clicking the link took me to the poll results.

But when I selected two choices, it went straight to the “Thanks for voting!” screeen.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/4 "2002-05-27T14:59:26Z")

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istaral you should be able to vote for only one choice. Several people have said in the “test poll” thread in ATMB that they selected only one of the options.

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/5 "2002-05-30T12:54:25Z")

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I thought it might be interesting to have a round up of the current positions. As it is right now, the following would go through:

```auto

Those going through as winners of the poll

Poll 1: Sherlock (146)
Poll 2: Uhoh (111)
Poll 3: Smashie (194)
Poll 4: Smack (223)
Poll 5: Hijack (168)

Those going through as highest placed losers

(Poll 5:) Dubious (160)
(Poll 5:) Foil (151)
(Poll 4:) Cecil (130)
(Poll 3:) Whoosh (128)

Those just bubbling under, that could come into highest-loser status

(Poll 1:) Evil (125)
(Poll 1:) Yuk (124)

Other smilies that could conceivably come through

(Poll 2:) Nerd (97)
(Poll 2:) Barf (95)

These two smilies are losing in poll 2 to Uhoh with 111.

```

IMHO seems to be the place to discuss the actual pros and cons of the smilies, not here. But on a personal note, I’m glad to see that smashie is _not_ the most popular!

pan

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/6 "2002-05-30T12:59:10Z")

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So at the end of all this

[Christopher Lambert]

Can there be only one?

[/Bad French Actor]

Will only one smiley become part of the pantheon of greats?

Seems to me that letting the top three or maybe the top five join the club would make all this voting nonsense worth it.

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**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/7 "2002-05-30T13:19:17Z")

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Good heavens _no_! Too many smilies spoil the message board.

I come here for _words_ dammit. Not pictures.

pan

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/8 "2002-05-30T14:42:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> Will only one smiley become part of the pantheon of greats?

Yes.

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> Seems to me that letting the top three or maybe the top five join the club would make all this voting nonsense worth it.

Tell that to the US President! But I explained the reasons for that in the IMHO thread debating the pros/cons of our new proposed smilies.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/9 "2002-05-30T14:48:25Z")

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You expect me to read? To do research? Foolish Admin 😉

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/10 "2002-05-30T18:33:26Z")

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Why A Duck, only that smiley prevented me from releasing the hounds on you. I guess those little round yellow buggers are useful after all.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/11 "2002-06-02T21:56:14Z")

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What time does the poll officially end?

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-1-of-the-great-smiley-election-has-started/110935/12 "2002-06-03T16:21:54Z")

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Poll ended when the vBulletin polling software calculated that 7 24-hour time periods had elapsed.
