# ROUND THREE: scott evil's AbFab Trivia Death Match®

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 19, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582 "2002-04-19T21:18:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/1 "2002-04-19T21:18:45Z")

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As always, questions apply only to the original 18 episodes. Good luck, darlings.

1. After the fashion show, Patsy says she wants to go on vacation. Where?

2. What was unusual about the way Saffy and Gran were making cookies?

3. How far was Edina able to get doing stomach crunches?

4. The name of Patsy’s former high school fling, now Saffy’s headmaster.

5. What did Edina have printed on the t-shirts for Saffy’s presentation?

6. Why did Edina say she’d have to get rid of her isolation tank?

7. Who was Edina briefly having a fling with, to Patsy’s disapproval?  
7a. Why was he in town?

8. The name of Edina’s accountant.

9. The name of Patsy and Edina’s “wicker basket” dealer.

10. What food item did Edina drop on her receipts?

11. What song were Patsy and Edina singing in the “miniscule” new sportscar?

12. Why was it strange that an acupuncture needle should be removed from Edina’s toe?

13. Who played Saffy in Edina’s hospital dream sequence?

14. Catriona always suggests that they can do some lovely… what?

15. What does Gran mistake for Radio Four?

16. When in New York City, Edina says she knows the area, because who has got offices there?

17. What theory does Patsy’s sister, Jackie, have about Englishmen?

18. What company buys out Edina’s company?

19. Why does Edina need to take the car to Saffy’s lecture?

20. What does Edina try to offer Saffy’s son?  
20a. What does he finally take?

😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/2 "2002-04-20T00:08:45Z")

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1. What was unusual about the way Saffy and Gran were making cookies?  
Saffy was cutting them out with a star shaped cookie cutter, then Gran cut off the arms of the stars with scissors

2. How far was Edina able to get doing stomach crunches?  
She didn’t even get her head off the ground

3. What did Edina have printed on the t-shirts for Saffy’s presentation?  
DLA?

4. Why did Edina say she’d have to get rid of her isolation tank?  
Fergie had one.

5. The name of Edina’s accountant.  
Malcolm

6. What song were Patsy and Edina singing in the “miniscule” new sportscar?  
Hotel California?

7. Why was it strange that an acupuncture needle should be removed from Edina’s toe?  
She only ever had cranial acupuncture

8. Who played Saffy in Edina’s hospital dream sequence?  
Helena Bonham Carter

9. What does Gran mistake for Radio Four?  
Eddy and Max getting cozy

10. What company buys out Edina’s company?  
Claudia Bing’s company, Bing PR? something like that

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**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/3 "2002-04-20T10:17:08Z")

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1. Tony

2. DLA Project

3. Jean-Pierre  
7a. He was shooting a music video for some band?

4. She didn’t know how to use a can opener and need Saffy to show her?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/4 "2002-04-22T13:29:35Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by dippin dots \*  
> \*\*2. What was unusual about the way Saffy and Gran were making cookies?  
> Saffy was cutting them out with a star shaped cookie cutter, then Gran cut off the arms of the stars with scissors  
> CORRECT
> 
> 1. How far was Edina able to get doing stomach crunches?  
> She didn’t even get her head off the ground  
> CORRECT - but she could move here eyes
> 
> 2. What did Edina have printed on the t-shirts for Saffy’s presentation?  
> DLA?  
> CORRECT
> 
> 3. Why did Edina say she’d have to get rid of her isolation tank?  
> Fergie had one.  
> CORRECT
> 
> 4. The name of Edina’s accountant.  
> Malcolm  
> CORRECT
> 
> 5. What song were Patsy and Edina singing in the “miniscule” new sportscar?  
> Hotel California?  
> CORRECT
> 
> 6. Why was it strange that an acupuncture needle should be removed from Edina’s toe?  
> She only ever had cranial acupuncture  
> CORRECT
> 
> 7. Who played Saffy in Edina’s hospital dream sequence?  
> Helena Bonham Carter  
> CORRECT
> 
> 8. What does Gran mistake for Radio Four?  
> Eddy and Max getting cozy  
> CORRECT, on the baby monitor
> 
> 9. What company buys out Edina’s company?  
> Claudia Bing’s company, Bing PR? something like that  
> WRONG \*\*

All in all, a fantastic job, sweetie. 🙂

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/5 "2002-04-22T13:31:30Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Skijumper \*  
> \*\*4. Tony  
> CORRECT
> 
> 1. DLA Project  
> CORRECT
> 
> 2. Jean-Pierre CORRECT  
> 7a. He was shooting a music video for some band? CORRECT
> 
> 3. She didn’t know how to use a can opener and need Saffy to show her?  
> CORRECT \*\*

Fabulous, darling. 🙂

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/6 "2002-04-22T13:33:18Z")

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Unanswered questions:

1. After the fashion show, Patsy says she wants to go on vacation. Where?

2. The name of Patsy and Edina’s “wicker basket” dealer.

3. What food item did Edina drop on her receipts?

4. What song were Patsy and Edina singing in the “miniscule”

5. Catriona always suggests that they can do some lovely… what?

6. When in New York City, Edina says she knows the area, because who has got offices there?

7. What theory does Patsy’s sister, Jackie, have about Englishmen?

8. What company buys out Edina’s company?

9. What does Edina try to offer Saffy’s son?  
20a. What does he finally take?

😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/7 "2002-04-22T14:42:58Z")

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1. St.-Tropez
2. “Photos.”
3. That they’re all gay.
4. some kind of drug, can’t remember what

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/8 "2002-04-22T15:02:22Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by a35362 \*  
> **1. St.-Tropez WRONG  
> 14. “Photos.” CORRECT  
> 17. That they’re all gay. CORRECT  
> 20. some kind of drug, can’t remember what CORRECT - pills actually**

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/9 "2002-04-23T13:30:50Z")

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Right, unanswered questions. If no one gets 'em, I’ll post the answers by the end of the workday (which, for me, is when my manager leaves… ;)).

1. After the fashion show, Patsy says she wants to go on vacation. Where?

2. The name of Patsy and Edina’s “wicker basket” dealer.

3. What food item did Edina drop on her receipts?

4. When in New York City, Edina says she knows the area, because who has got offices there?

5. What company buys out Edina’s company?

6. What does Edina try to offer Saffy’s son? ANSWERED, but  
20a. What does he finally take? UNANSWERED

Good luck, sweeties. 😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/round-three-scott-evils-abfab-trivia-death-match/104582/10 "2002-04-23T20:41:24Z")

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**Right, here are the answers to the remaining questions:**

1. After the fashion show, Patsy says she wants to go on vacation. Where?

**Montserrat**

1. The name of Patsy and Edina’s “wicker basket” dealer.

**Don Alfonso de Colombo (coke dealer)**

1. What food item did Edina drop on her receipts?

**Sushi**

1. When in New York City, Edina says she knows the area, because who has got offices there?

**Madonna**

1. What company buys out Edina’s company?

**PRM**

1. What does Edina try to offer Saffy’s son? ANSWERED  
20a. What does he finally take?

**A pack of cigarettes**

_ **I am the Queen of AbFab trivia! Bow down before me! All hail the great scott evil!** _ 🆒

Actually, it takes far less than that to get a guy to bow down before me… 😉

- s.e.
