# Roy Orbison completely wrapped in clingfilm

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 25, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055 "2003-04-25T05:50:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/1 "2003-04-25T05:50:04Z")

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I’m sure those Dopers who visit [www.memepool.com](http://www.memepool.com) regularly have seen this by now.

[http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm](http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm)

I believe these pieces of writing are, in a word, unexampled.

Perhaps we might write other stories about clingfilm, and the interesting people who are wrapped in it. And terrapins.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/2 "2003-04-25T06:31:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> ‘You are completely wrapped in cling-film,’ I say.
> 
> ‘You win the bet,’ says Roy, muffled. ‘Now unwrap me.’
> 
> ‘Not for several hours.’
> 
> ‘Ah.’

Oh my god, I think I’m dying. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a… Christ, some span of time. I dunno. I’m going to go read some more.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/3 "2003-04-25T06:37:52Z")

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Related links:

Biblical Slash:

David/Abishag  
Solomon/Sheba  
Onan/Onan

I think I found my new sig:

“Wurzel Gummidge gives Aunt Sally head”

I wish I knew what that meant.

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**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/4 "2003-04-25T14:42:51Z")

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Oh. My. God.

No words can describe this. This is just unparalleled…is this guy for real?

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/5 "2003-04-25T14:56:34Z")

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There is already a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179545) about this in MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/6 "2003-04-25T20:10:23Z")

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And the question is: _What was Minnie Pearl’s recurring sexual fantasy?_

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/roy-orbison-completely-wrapped-in-clingfilm/171055/7 "2003-04-26T00:15:22Z")

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What, leftovers _again?!_