# Royal Baby name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256 "2013-07-22T22:20:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/41 "2013-07-23T04:26:01Z")
Bond James Bond ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/42 "2013-07-23T04:39:44Z")
Arthur Michael Harrison Spencer. (borrowing a name from each of his grandparents) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/43 "2013-07-23T04:41:00Z")
> [@BigNik](#): > > Not Aethelred? Canute. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/44 "2013-07-23T05:08:28Z")
Jerry Lawler ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/45 "2013-07-23T05:14:54Z")
John Paul George Ringo ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/46 "2013-07-23T05:21:46Z")
Sterling. But Kong would be awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/47 "2013-07-23T05:25:45Z")
Albert Innakahn. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/48 "2013-07-23T06:01:07Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > John Paul George Ringo Damn! You stole my idea. But seeing as how the baby is a royal and all, lets keep it formal: John Paul George Richard. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/49 "2013-07-23T06:41:09Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Canute. Yes! But it must be spelled “Cnut”. Because it would be fun waiting for the newspapers to get it wrong. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/50 "2013-07-23T06:50:47Z")
John James Clive Alexander. (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, James Barrie, Clive Staples Lewis, Alan Alexander Milne.) Or add two more. Sean George Roger Timothy Pierce Daniel. Now can someone explain Joffrey to me? ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/51 "2013-07-23T07:09:24Z")
Axolotl Breeze Yellow Mountbatten-Whales. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/52 "2013-07-23T07:09:58Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > The baby will be named Michael Francis. (after Kate’s dad) > > It would be a nice gesture to make her parents feel included in the royal household. Name a future King of the United Kingdom after a party supplies peddler? ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/53 "2013-07-23T08:36:38Z")
It’s gotta be Trayvon Martin Smedley Zimmerman. This is a guaranteed sure bet folks. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/54 "2013-07-23T08:38:28Z")
Percy Raymond Luxury-Yacht (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove) Jackson ---
**Author:** ![Malden\_Capell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malden_capell/32/5274_2.png) [@Malden\_Capell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malden_Capell)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/55 "2013-07-23T08:49:19Z")
Dedede. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/56 "2013-07-23T08:52:41Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > Now can someone explain Joffrey to me? He’s a sadistic little bastard of a boy king in _Game of Thrones_. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/57 "2013-07-23T09:06:20Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > Yes! But it must be spelled “Cnut”. Because it would be fun waiting for the newspapers to get it wrong. 😃 He turned me into a Cnut! (Got better.) I vote for something from the Scottish side of the family tree: Kenneth, Alexander, David, or Malcolm. Let the reporters go berserk trying to figure out the Roman numeral. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/58 "2013-07-23T09:09:01Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > I vote for something from the Scottish side of the family tree: Kenneth, Alexander, David, or Malcolm. Let the reporters go berserk trying to figure out the Roman numeral. With Philip, they could spend decades arguing over whether Mary’s husband should count. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/59 "2013-07-23T10:37:01Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I have to admit, Joffrey would be hilarious. Am I missing something? What would be so funny? George Phillip Charles Michael ---
**Author:** ![SanVito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sanvito/32/2805_2.png) [@SanVito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanVito)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256/60 "2013-07-23T11:01:37Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > George Phillip Charles Michael Oh yawn, I hope it isn’t George. I’m already gutted it wasn’t a girl. I would like David. A King David would be a marvellous thing, and please Wales no end. It’s about time Wales got tossed a bone, being branded a ‘mere’ principality rather than Kingdom like England and Scotland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royal-baby-name/664256.md?page=4)