Royal bastards?

Queen Uracca of Castile (reigned 1109-1126) had an illegitimate child by her lover, as well as two legitimate children from her first marriage.

As has been mentioned, all of Catherine the Great’s children, including Tsar Paul, are widely considered to have been fathered by people other than her husband.

AFAIK, the only medieval European queen who was caught in adultery and subsequently bore a son of undetermined paternity was Eufemia of Kiev, second wife of King Kálmán of Hungary. Kálmán divorced her and sent her back to her father’s court, where she bore a son, Borisz, whom Eufemia claimed was Kálmán’s legitimate son but who Kálmán refused to acknowledge.

There seems no reason to doubt that all of Edward II’s children by Isabella were his. We know from itineraries that they were together nine months prior to all their children’s births, and their marriage didn’t start degrading until around the time of their youngest daughter’s birth. She didn’t become Roger Mortimer’s lover until after her youngest child’s birth.

King Gustaf IV Adolf of Sweden was widely considered to have been fathered by Count Adolf Munck.

The two youngest children of Wilhelmine of Baden, wife of Ludwig, Grand Duke of Hesse, were believed to have been fathered by her lover, Baron August von Senarclens de Grancy. It seems to have been common knowledge at the time, although her husband did acknowledge the children as his. Their daughter, Marie, married Tsar Alexander II.

So you’re saying that William Wallace’s son didn’t actually take the throne of England? Say it ain’t so!

It would have difficult, seeing as Wallace was executed in 1305, but King Edward didn’t die until 1307 and his son didn’t get married until 1309.

Probably those sneak Scots had some of Wallace’s semen flash-frozen, maintained it cyrogenically in a liquid-nitrogen container, and artificially inseminated her a couple years after his death.

No, that was Spaniards what did that,

I wouldn’t have expected the Spanish Inquisition to do that.

I’m not sure. I learned about it from Eric Idle (no relation to Billy).

I’m reading Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc by Mark Twain right now (fantastic book!) and the illegitimate son of Louis d’Orleans was Jean, the count of Dunois, a fine soldier who fought gallantly at her side to lift the siege of Orleans in 1429. Twain casually calls him the Bastard throughout the book and sometimes has Joan affectionately address him as such in conversation, which is rather jarring to my delicate ears.

Louis, duc d’Orleans, was also allegedly the father of his (loony) brother Charles VI’s son and heir, Charles VII. Famously, his own mother, Isabeau of Bavaria, declared that Charles VII was not her husband’s child. To be fair to her, by the time her son was born in 1403 her husband had been barking mad for several years – breaking furniture, urinating on himself, randomly attacking passers-by, and declaring that he was made of glass and about to break. I wouldn’t have wanted to be in the same room, much less the same bed, with him either. Charles VI’s grandson Henry VI of England was also insane, possibly from hereditary schizophrenia or porphyria.

There was a civil war in Castille over that: Juana, daughter of Enrique el Impotente (Henry the Impotent) and of his second wife was supposed by many to be the daughter of a favorite of the king’s, Juan Beltrán, hence her nickname of “la Beltraneja”. The fact that the lass had the same name as the supposed father didn’t help things, but given what had gone on in the divorce proceedings (1), she could have looked like Henry’s younger twin and there would still have been trouble. If Henry’s first wife had acceded to his requests, or kindly gone and died before he’d tried to divorce, the child would have been treated as the king’s and nobody would have had a leg to stand on if they tried to say it wasn’t.

Juana’s cousin Isabel won; that’s the Isabel who paid for Columbus’ trips.

Henry had initiated divorce proceedings claiming that his wife Blanca was infertile. Blanca, who until that point had been the very model of the “shelf wife” and never spoken a word louder than another, calmly stated that it’s difficult to get pregnant when your husband can’t. She also claimed that Henry had tried to convince her to use one of his knights as a stud and she’d refused: she’d have sex with her husband or with no man. Medical examiners (three midwives for her, three young widows for him) found that the queen was virgo intacta and that the king had, ahem, serious difficulties… the divorce turned into an annulment for “unconsummated marriage.”

Another Brit who has never heard this runour and, given the character of Her Maj, I find it highly unlikely.

ps Which of her four children?

This book goes into very amusing detail on the subject. In certain cases they were just legitimized on the grounds that if they were not this could cast doubt on any heirs fathered by the king.

Now that’s the kind of history that can keep kids awake in school.

Although, to be fair, that’s what happens when you marry somebody nicknamed “el Impotente”.

Not quite apropos to the OP but several posts haven’t been: illegitimacy was more than just fooling around on a spouse or not being married when a child was born, and in fact the entire Tudor dynasty was illegitimate several ways.

They were descendants of Edward III through his son John of Gaunt, who had several illegitimate children with his mistress Kathryn Swinford (spellings vary). He married her when his second wife died, by which time their oldest son, John Beaufort, was an adult. He was legitimized by royal decree and papal bull (a favor by the king to his uncle, basically a pro forma by the Pope), but he was born and grew up illegitimate as his father was legally married to another woman.

John of Gaunt’s (legitimate) great nephew Henry V married Queen Catherine of Valois, the daughter of [the insane] King Charles VI of France. His early death left her a 20 year old widow with a baby [the insane] King Henry VI] who, like most royal babies, was raised by others and her mother rarely saw him. So, being a 20 year old widow in the English countryside, she not surprisingly began an affair with her [as we would call him today] bodyguard, a Welshman named Owen Tudor, and they had at least six children. Though Owen was single and Queen Dowager Catherine was a widow they were not free to remarry without the consent of the king (her infant son), and this was never given as Catherine died before he reached his majority, thus even though the Queen Dowager and Owen are believed to have had a wedding performed by a priest it was invalid and their children were all illegitimate. Owen was in fact imprisoned when the Queen died by his enemies at court, though his ‘stepson’ [technically his lover’s son] King Henry VI pardoned him as soon as he could and provided titles and revenues for Owen’s children with his mom, whom he completely regarded as his brothers and sisters but who were not legitimate. (Owen was later beheaded when captured, fighting on his stepson’s side, in the ‘War of the Roses’ [yes I know nitpickers, it wasn’t called that at the time]).

One of Owen and Queen Dowager Catherine’s sons was Edmund Tudor, a particular favorite of his half-brother the king who made him Earl of Richmond and arranged his marriage to the 12 year old heiress Margaret Beaufort. She was the king’s cousin (but not his half brother’s), a granddaughter of John Beaufort, the illegitimate (but later legitimized) son of John of Gaunt and Kathryn Swinford. The fact that Margaret Beaufort was already betrothed at the time of this wedding would later prove an issue.

A reminder: a betrothal is less than a marriage but it’s much* more* than an engagement. It’s a legally binding contract for marriage that prevents either party from legally marrying anybody else. It’s acceptable to refer to the couple as husband and wife during a betrothal, it’s even fine and dandy [so long as both parties are of a reasonable age and their parents are consenting] for a betrothed couple to go ahead and have sex, and any children conceived or even born during the betrothal are considered legitimate. It was similar to a city hall wedding today- a legal marriage but one that’s not been blessed by a religious figure, though of course this being the late middle ages century that religious blessing was more than a formality- the betrothal was the “render unto Caesar” and the wedding was the “unto God what is God’s” part.

Now the phrase “who God hath joined together let no man put asunder” is today pretty words, but as Henry VIII would one day find out it meant that a king could not declare a marriage invalid once it had been blessed by the church. However, since the betrothal was a legal contract, not a holy one, there was some argument that the king could legally break it. There’s hair splitting either way- the fact that the betrothal was agreed to by her father when Margaret was a baby and not Margaret herself and thus she did not break a vow came into play- much later on, not at the time- but the point is that in the case of his cousin Margaret Beaufort Henry did break the betrothal and marry her to his half-brother Edmund. She was literally a child bride [at least by our standards] and though her betrothal had not been consummated her marriage certainly was because within a year she was a seven months pregnant widow of 13 when her husband died as P.O.W. following one of Henry VI’s battles against the Yorks.

So many novels and movies and TV shows of wildly varied quality appear about Henry VIII long after all six wives have been done to death that it’s surprising nobody’s really taken on Margaret. She’s also the character who would be easiest to portray- fictionally at least- as a manipulator/schemer/warhorse akin to Livia from I CLAUDIUS. Twice betrothed at 12, she and her baby Henry both almost dies in childbirth when she’s 13 (it probably left her unable to have another child- leastwise she didn’t). The nation is completely in civil war before her wounds have healed and her half-brother-in-law/cousin is the insane king who’s losing to the pretender some years and then back on top some years, and she has a relationship with her sister-in-law Queen Margaret who’s the real power since Henry VI is so often insane and Q Margaret is out to protect their son, so basically it’s a front row seat to the War of the Roses.
Margaret Beaufort Tudor learns to dance fancy moves to avoid imprisonment for disloyalty to either faction, she enters into familial alliances, marriages of convenience, exile, learns how to give a holy oath with a smile on her face when she has every intention of breaking it, etc., all to protect her own life and that of her baby. From what little is certain about her in the record you can tell she was no shrinking violet herself and it had long occurred to her “why not my baby for king?”
Eventually her son grows up, becomes- somewhat illogically- the Lancastrian claimant to the throne, and after killing Richard III on Bosworth field (and possibly the princes in the tower [who were illegitimate because of a betrothal, or were they? or were they killed by Richard III? or by Margaret Beaufort’s scheming? or by plague?- lots of fertile uncertainties for a novel) her son Henry, possibly a bastard himself (due to the betrothal matter), a bastard member of the House of Valois through Queen Catherine’s morganatic union with a Welshman, a descendant of a bastard son of a fourth son of Edward III and a nephew of uncertain legitimacy of an insane half-uncle who was king, becomes King Henry VII with the most filament thin links to legitimacy of any English king since William the Bastard.

And so the possibly illegitimate Henry who’s the descendant of many bastards and questionable associations marries the possibly illegitimate Elizabeth of York, sister of the possibly illegitimate princes who he or their uncle Richard or somebody else possibly murdered in the tower, all the children and grandchildren of men who the Lancastrians have spent many years and killed and lost thousands of men in proving had no rights to the throne, and he does this so he can have a legitimate and unquestioned claim to the throne. And it works- there’s some fun with pretenders that lead to rebellions but by the end of his reign this “bastard Plantaganet, bastard Valois, and bastard Tudor” as he was called in his own time, is the first king in living memory to not have to worry about his throne. And his mother remains forever a presence in his life, including in the choosing of a bride for her grandson Arthur and, upon Arthur’s death, the new heir little future Henry 8. Would make a good novel.

One of those is Aussie Mike, the one true king.

I’ve heard and read the “shot one of his arrows” allegation before, but was never able to decide whether it was meant literally or fuguratively. It’s the “one of” part that confuses, and makes me think it may be literal. But what an odd thing to do! (Quite possibly a real turn-on for both parties, I think. ;))
Peace,
mangeorge

There were rumors all through Elizabeth I’s reign that she had children. None of the rumors are regarded with any real validity, but they were mainly to damage her reputation by her many enemies (basically English Catholics, supporters of other claimants, and pretty much all of non-English Europe).

Various people claimed to be her child were Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford (the same man believed by some to be the author of Shakespeare’s plays), said to be her child with her foster-father Thomas Seymour. Seymour was the brother of Henry VIII’s 3rd wife Jane and the 4th and final husband of Henry VIII’s 6th and final wife Katherine Parr; after her father’s death Elizabeth lived with her stepmother and Seymour and the reports at the time indicated he ‘behaved inappropriately’ [my words] with her, though probably not actual sex. When Parr died in childbirth (along with her child) Seymour sought to marry Elizabeth, then about 15. He was denied the request and soon after was beheaded for attempting to kidnap his nephew King Edward VI. There were also rumors that James VI of Scotland was her bastard, somehow smuggled to Mary Q of Scots (who she never once met) and that this was why she allowed her sanctuary/house arrest in England for so many years (though the real reason was more related to wanting to keep an eye on her and having no reason to kill her).

Most rumors about Elizabeth’s alleged bastards stated that the father was her beloved Robert Dudley, to whom many rumors said she was illegally married. By some accounts she had five or more children with him, somehow managing to keep her pregnancies hidden in spite of the army of spies in her residences who reporting to their employers (mostly at the court of France) as late as when she was in her late 40s whether or not she was still having her period (she was).
Most biographers believe that she never had a child and that in the most technical sense she was in fact a virgin (i.e. no vaginal penetration) at least until pregnancy was no longer a fear, though it’s almost certain she engaged in at least limited intimate relations with Dudley and possibly others.

One of the loopiest theories was a book written a few years agoby a man named Paul Streitz who theorizes she bore de Vere to Seymour, then later had an incestuous relationship with her own illegitimate son that resulted in an illegitimate (grand)son who was none other than William Shakespeare. It’s a preposterous notion that wouldn’t even make a good novel, but I’m sure it sold a few copies.

Far more relevant to the OP but probably a 350 year old rumor that gained currency in retelling was that the Spanish born Maria Teresa, queen of Louis XIV of France (perhaps the most legendary father of royal bastards) gave birth to the child of an African dwarf in her employ. It is true that she had many dwarves (pardon the term, I know it’s not considered PC, but it is how they were referred to) at her court, keeping them almost like human pets (not terribly uncommon and especially common in Spain; several nobles and royals had ‘human oddities’ as something between guests and slaves, such as the Gonzales family).

From here:

The page gives its sources.

By some accounts the daughter became a nun (specificallythis one). It’s highly unlikely, but not absolutely impossible.

Well, to be specific, the rumour is that York is the son of Lord Porchester, who was the Queen’s racing manager for a number of years, and that Wessex is the son of Lord Plunket, who was a prominent figure at court in the 1950s.

There is a gap of more than ten years between the Queen’s first two children (1948 and 1950) and her second two (1960 and 1962), and the estrangement between the Queen and Edinburgh in the late 1950s was so public that its was the subject of editorial comment in the Times. I suspect this is the (rather shaky) foundation of the rumours.

Andrew is said to bear a startling resemblance to Porchester, but I find the rumour about Edward difficult to credit. He has Edinburgh’s ears.