# Royalty = Bio-Waste. Discuss. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541 "2011-05-03T02:31:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/61 "2011-05-03T23:12:23Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Reality is real. I would like to disagree. Preferably while finding out what it’s like to be dominated by a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/62 "2011-05-03T23:25:54Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > I would like to disagree. > Preferably while finding out what it’s like to be dominated by a vagina. Not just any vagina. A \*royal \*vagina. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/63 "2011-05-03T23:32:29Z")
I am willing to make the sacrifice by performing scientific experiments with normal vaginas. Then I will work my way up to royalty. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/64 "2011-05-04T00:12:55Z")
I for one adore the Queen’s genitals. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/65 "2011-05-04T00:49:53Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I for one adore the Queen’s genitals. I don’t suppose I’ve mentioned the time I had high tea with the Queen’s genitals. That was a day to remember, let me tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/66 "2011-05-04T00:51:07Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I don’t suppose I’ve mentioned the time I had high tea with the Queen’s genitals. That was a day to remember, let me tell you. Oh, the way her pinkie points out! ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/67 "2011-05-04T00:58:53Z")
“The Queen’s Genitals” sounds like the name of a particularly unpleasant pub. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/68 "2011-05-04T02:15:57Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > “The Queen’s Genitals” sounds like the name of a particularly unpleasant pub. Her Majesty’s Most Sacred Person, Fountain of Honour, Defender of Faith, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Sovereign of the Most Noble Order of the Garter Oh, yes, [one day](http://www.people.com/people/kate_middleton/photos#20943798). 😉 :o ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/69 "2011-05-04T02:17:05Z")
> [@Kozmik](#): > > Her Majesty’s Most Sacred Person, Fountain of Honour, … Ah, she’s a squirter! I did not know that. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/70 "2011-05-04T10:52:57Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > “The Queen’s Genitals” sounds like the name of a particularly unpleasant pub. It’s the sequel to “The King’s Speech”. A young Queen Elizabeth\* suffers from a vaginal defect that causes her terrible embarrassment (it being the 60’s, swinging London, etc) until she begins treatment with a decidedly unconventional therapist\*\*. - played by Tera Patrick. \*\* played by Ron Jeremy ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/71 "2011-05-04T12:30:44Z")
> [@Naxos](#): > > Snip snip snippity snip…The sole fact that royalty even exists, is proof that some people want and ask to be dominated by a female genital organ…snip Most guys I know spend the first 9 months of their lives trying to get out of it and then the rest of their lives trying to get back in. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/72 "2011-05-04T12:34:28Z")
I, for one, worship all female genitals equally. I’m one of those pussy democrats the right wing always talks about. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/73 "2011-05-04T13:27:45Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > “The Queen’s Genitals” sounds like the name of a particularly unpleasant pub. Actually, the **Queens Genitals** had one song that made it into the top 100, mostly driven by strong regional sales in the Birmingham region. After the untimely death of drummer Niles Snifferton in an unfortunate Taffy-pulling accident the remaining members split up for a while before forming the **Royal Vaginas** , a primarily punk-salsa-blues trio. No, No, don’t thank me. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/74 "2011-05-04T13:41:38Z")
There’s a much classier place called _The Queen’s Pudenda_. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/75 "2011-05-04T14:08:46Z")
I for one would be happy to be dominated by Duchess Kate’s genitals. As for what comes _out_ of her genitals, well, if she pops out a kid who looks like her father-in-law, all bets are off. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/76 "2011-05-04T14:33:59Z")
> [@Naxos](#): > > **Royalty = Bio-Waste** That makes royalty sound like something you can get superpowers from by being exposed to it. Unless you’re one of the unlucky hideous mutants, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/77 "2011-05-04T14:57:10Z")
> [@Naxos](#): > > I was, indirectly, asking the readers why they worship royal titles. Perhaps if you didn’t come across as such a douche bag in the OP it might have worked. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/78 "2011-05-04T14:59:28Z")
Titles? Royal genitals have their own titles?! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/79 "2011-05-04T15:03:08Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Titles? Royal genitals have their own titles?! You never heard of the Rod of Lordly Might? If you press it right, it extends! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/80 "2011-05-04T15:03:11Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Titles? Royal genitals have their own titles?! I call mine Sir Simba sometimes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541.md?page=5)