# Royalty = Bio-Waste. Discuss. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541 "2011-05-03T02:31:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/81 "2011-05-04T15:16:30Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I call mine Sir Simba sometimes. Mine prefers Sir Nigel Dorking, Duke of Suffolk county. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/82 "2011-05-04T15:32:38Z")
I love it when we drive away nutcases with mockery. My nutcase, incidentally, is called “Sir Lord Admiral Wrinkleysack, Esq.” ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/83 "2011-05-04T15:35:24Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > How do you “get rid of” the royal family anyway? They didn’t do anything to deserve it. It’s not their fault they were born into it. Why should they be stripped of the things they have inherited? And why would you want to? Think of all the lost jobs at the Daily Mirror! ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/84 "2011-05-04T15:43:00Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > You never heard of the Rod of Lordly Might? If you press it right, it extends! What happens when you press it left? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/85 "2011-05-04T15:49:53Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > What happens when you press it left? That’s the _Flaming Longsword +1_ function. Useful, but not usually recommended for first dates. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/86 "2011-05-04T15:57:35Z")
It would seam the royal genitals have made an [impression](http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/queen_elizabeths_underwear_up_for_auction#tab=most_recent) elsewhere too. These apparently were left on a privates plane where she was headed to a Chile reception. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/87 "2011-05-04T16:10:10Z")
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/88 "2011-05-04T16:30:41Z")
> [@kasuo](#): > > There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Decaffeinated royal genitals? I’ll have to give that a try. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/89 "2011-05-04T16:52:39Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > It would seam the royal genitals have made an [impression](http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/queen_elizabeths_underwear_up_for_auction#tab=most_recent) elsewhere too. These apparently were left on a **privates plane** where she was headed to a Chile reception. What do privates get paid in the British Army? And what did Her Majesty do to deserve a chilly reception? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/90 "2011-05-04T17:42:17Z")
Wasn’t there a big media blitz when Diana was photographed wearing a white skirt without a slip years and years ago? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/91 "2011-05-04T19:03:59Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > That reminds me of that no-legged hooker I picked up in Reno. Is that the one you left hanging? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/92 "2011-05-04T19:46:19Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Well, at least he’s not some backwards asshat from who knows where! > > 😃 > > or she Now that is funny. > [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > She! And you’re replying to somebody who put “Kulifornia” in his/her profile. Hey, I thought _Texas_ schools were bad! Well for one I am flattered you took the time to look at my profile it makes me feel special. Second since this is a site for fighting ignorance let me fight some of yours. I guess you haven’t gotten the word yet but “Kulifornia” is now the proper pronunciation for “California”. The Govenator said so and I don’t think you want to mess around with The Govenator. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fw6J9OGSXpg/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC6AKKAgwIABABGE0gUyhlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLAF7PU2z8xvfsXKYnGEB1tX2Fq_9Q "The Governator - First Trailer [Telestrekoza.com]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6J9OGSXpg) > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Titles? Royal genitals have their own titles?! I first read this as: “Titties? Royal genitals have their own titties?” and thought, “Well of course they do. That’s why people worship them.” ---
**Author:** ![Naxos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Naxos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naxos)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/93 "2011-05-06T02:11:16Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > (Or was the OP of the opinion that the only surviving Monarchy in today’s world is that in England?) No, _all_ monarchy is a mental disease that has spread to a whole society, with the still curiously unrelenting need of people to be dominated and be told to worship a specific person’s sexual product. A lot of lower life forms behave that way. Given the capability of a human to examine their own behavior and choose a generally accepted moral path of action, the insistence of being a willful serf is a mental disease of the worst kind. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/94 "2011-05-06T02:46:20Z")
> [@Naxos](#): > > No, _all_ monarchy is a mental disease that has spread to a whole society, with the still curiously unrelenting need of people to be dominated and be told to worship a specific person’s sexual product. Oh, lighten up, Francis. I don’t see a whole lot of folks in this thread worshiping royalty; do you? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/95 "2011-05-06T02:52:06Z")
I think he’s secretly masturbating every time he talks about worshiping genitals. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/96 "2011-05-06T03:22:56Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I think he’s secretly masturbating every time he talks about worshiping genitals. Well, yes. But then that’s where **El\_Kabong** gets it wrong. We are _all_ participating in this thread merely so we have an excuse to read about and hence masturbate over HRH’s genitals, aren’t we? I know I am. Wait, we _all are_, aren’t we? Aren’t we? Shit. Just me and **Naxos**? Damn. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/97 "2011-05-06T03:42:22Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > We are _all_ participating in this thread merely so we have an excuse to read about and hence masturbate over HRH’s genitals, aren’t we? Of course. Monarchy is based on the Circle Jerk; The Queen is the slice of bread and/or submissive Asian chick in the center. It pains me that most people don’t know the basis of the various forms of government. I have compiled a short list below. Monarchy = Circle Jerk / Bukake Democracy = menage a trois Fascism = Cleveland Steamer Communism = Dirty Sanchez This should really be taught in Civics class more. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/98 "2011-05-06T17:11:22Z")
[QUOTE=Naxos] A lot of lower life forms behave that way. Given the capability of a human to examine their own behavior and choose a generally accepted moral path of action, the insistence of being a willful serf is a mental disease of the worst kind. [/QUOTE] No, the default path of action choice is looking out for your own self interest. (Your self interest may be in protecting loved ones, but it’s still self interest.) ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541/99 "2011-05-06T20:53:12Z")
> [@](#): > > A lot of lower life forms behave that way. Oh yes, I’d forgotten about all the vagina-worship that those amoebas and bacterias get up to. Those dirty cooch-worshiping lower life forms may be _on your kitchen counter RIGHT NOW_ getting some serf love going! RUN!! Protect your sanity!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royalty-bio-waste-discuss/580541.md?page=4)