# royjwood and the Bloody Poms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 27, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478 "2001-11-27T08:57:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/21 "2001-11-27T14:00:58Z")

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America lags behind in international sports? I agree, we’ve never won so much as a bronze in the Olympics :rolleyes: Or don’t those count?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/22 "2001-11-27T14:04:51Z")

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Oh no, I’ve hurt royjwood’s feelings…

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> \*Originally posted by royjwood \*  
> **The reason I do not visit the Pit is I do not enjoy hateful attacks as much as I do friendly rivalries and debates. You will also note that I do not use profanity, especially directed towards another person. It is called courtesy and respect.**

Ah…respect. The same respect you showed in the GQ thread you mean. Well, fucko, I don’t give a rats ass for your definition of courtesy or respect. I for one find profanity and abuse a lot less offensive than the mindless shite you spouted off (I can’t be fucked quoting it again) or the ignorance you displayed, so how about this for a deal - you keep being a dickhead, I keep calling you one. Seem fair to you?

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/23 "2001-11-27T14:24:06Z")

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I dunno. I think the problem here might be that a message board doesn’t do justice to nature of the Pom – Prison Dodger relationship-dialogue. In my experience, the whole thing depends on understanding that just about everything is said a little tongue-in-cheek.

Maybe **royjwood** doesn’t think **Gary** was really pulling him up for it cos the Dodgers are all insensitive bastards anyway.

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/24 "2001-11-27T14:31:45Z")

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**London\_Calling** said

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> I think the problem here might be that a message board doesn’t do justice to nature of the Pom – Prison Dodger relationship-dialogue. In my experience, the whole thing depends on understanding that just about everything is said a little tongue-in-cheek.

I think you’re right, with two caveats; (1) at the point where it was pretty bloody obvious that tempers were rising, he was asked (twice, I think) whether he was joking, and (2) apparently he’s from Texas. I think the Pom-Aussie thing works much better when the two protagonists are… well… Poms & Aussies.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/25 "2001-11-27T15:04:10Z")

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Oh okay, I didn’t know about the Texas thing. Maybe he just doesn’t quite ‘get it’.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/26 "2001-11-27T19:05:10Z")

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> the Dodgers are all insensitive bastards anyway.

As bad as the Yankees?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/royjwood-and-the-bloody-poms/95478/27 "2001-11-27T19:41:59Z")

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Fuck.

I really hate the stereotyping based on nationality.

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> \*All Irishmen are lushes.  
> Aussies use their babies as Dingo bait.  
> Everything’s bigger in Texas.

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Bullshit. Fucking Bullshit.

Please don’t let this kid’s ignorant comments lead you to believe all Texans make such generalizations or spew in general before thinking. Fuck.

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