# rsat3acr **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809 "2012-11-04T00:47:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/21 "2012-11-04T04:48:00Z")
Can’t believe you used the Alzheimer’s AND incontinence cards, **Oakminster**. ---
**Author:** ![RockytheflyingS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@RockytheflyingS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RockytheflyingS)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/22 "2012-11-04T16:14:58Z")
> [@rsat3acr](#): > > Why? I said I don’t like people smaking, chewing with their mouth open, throwing gum on the ground etc. All true, it is also true that I lost most of my ability to produce saliva and have tried everything but chewing gum works the best. Why do you have a problem with that? I don’t have a problem with the fact that you chew gum. I have a problem that you have to threw in that you have cancer. Everyone else who does something is rude, but it’s ok for you to do it because you have cancer. Why wouldn’t you just say you can’t make saliva? You brought up the cancer, because you wanted special treatment. You should just be happy you didn’t die of cancer like billions of people have. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/23 "2012-11-04T17:18:12Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] I have no idea what’s happening here. [/QUOTE] For your edification, enlightenment and entertainment: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15658094&postcount=22](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15658094&postcount=22) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15658145&postcount=23](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15658145&postcount=23) Enjoy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ClaytonThroop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@ClaytonThroop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ClaytonThroop)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/24 "2012-11-04T17:35:09Z")
> [@RockytheflyingS](#): > > You should just be happy you didn’t die of cancer like billions of people have. You must be a joy to be around. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/25 "2012-11-04T17:47:07Z")
I’ll just leave this here: [YouTube](http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dx6bFTVi0hHs) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/26 "2012-11-04T17:49:26Z")
Is cancer what that 5th dentist recommends? ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/27 "2012-11-04T18:01:12Z")
> [@RockytheflyingS](#): > > I don’t have a problem with the fact that you chew gum. I have a problem that you have to threw in that you have cancer. Everyone else who does something is rude, but it’s ok for you to do it because you have cancer. Why wouldn’t you just say you can’t make saliva? You brought up the cancer, because you wanted special treatment. You should just be happy you didn’t die of cancer like billions of people have. Kind of like how you never explicitly said you were an asshole in any of your posts, yet we somehow figured it out anyway. Great point! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/28 "2012-11-04T18:28:33Z")
> [@RockytheflyingS](#): > > I don’t have a problem with the fact that you chew gum. I have a problem that you have to threw in that you have cancer. Everyone else who does something is rude, but it’s ok for you to do it because you have cancer. Why wouldn’t you just say you can’t make saliva? You brought up the cancer, because you wanted special treatment. You should just be happy you didn’t die of cancer like billions of people have. WTF? Did someone with cancer kick your grandmother down the stairs or something? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/29 "2012-11-04T18:45:44Z")
There’s just one guy that got banned and keeps coming back to do this, right? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/30 "2012-11-04T19:19:41Z")
Wait. There is someone who can have cancer and chew gum at the same time? I’m impressed! Or, or… is GUM supposed to be an acronym for something? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/31 "2012-11-04T19:29:56Z")
Is huge big department store in Soviet Worker’s Paradise, comrade. Is being much bigger and better than running dog jackal of Wal-Mart! Cannot buy diesel power vibrator at Wal-Mart! ---
**Author:** ![RockytheflyingS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a9adbd/32.png) [@RockytheflyingS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RockytheflyingS)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/32 "2012-11-04T20:01:48Z")
I’m going to be honest and not hold back, because many people in many sections of this board have been rude to me. I think people like rsat3acr are disgusting. Everyday people die of cancer or suffer effects worse than not able to make saliva and they do this with grace and dignity. People like rsat3acr beat cancer and have very minimal effects from cancer and whine about it. We were all just having a silly conservation about something and rsat3acr jumps in just to say (paraphrased) “Well, be that as that may. I’m super special and above rules because I have cancer. I know people are dying of it and loosing limbs from it, but I can’t make SPIT. I am really special”. I bet rsat3acr does all sort of douche things in real life and used his cancer as an excuse. I know many people who have cancer who are dignified and don’t use it as excuse to get treated better in social situations. I could go into depth, but I have more pride than to be known as the poster who’s (insert relationship) has cancer. I guess, rsat3acr wants everyone to know he has cancer and pity him online. Bravo, rsat3acr. Great job. No one will judge you for chewing gum, because you have cancer. I hope you feel like a big man/woman. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/33 "2012-11-04T20:12:07Z")
> [@RockytheflyingS](#): > > I could go into depth, but I have more pride than to be known as the poster who’s (insert relationship) has cancer. Instead you’ll be remembered as the useless douchenozzle that started a lame ass pit thread for no apparent reason other than to demonstrate what a complete waste of oxygen your entire existence has been. Go crawl back under whatever rock you came from. Big people are talking here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/34 "2012-11-04T20:34:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Is huge big department store in Soviet Worker’s Paradise, comrade. Is being much bigger and better than running dog jackal of Wal-Mart! Cannot buy diesel power vibrator at Wal-Mart! Yes, that’s it! In Soviet Russia, cancer uses you for GUM. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/35 "2012-11-04T20:37:39Z")
> [@Crab\_Rangoon](#): > > Have I mentioned the great taste of strawberry orange Trident Layers gum? That’s pretty insensitive. You obviously don’t care about all the poor orange trees that fell victim to citrus cancer. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/36 "2012-11-04T21:05:17Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Wait. There is someone who can have cancer and chew gum at the same time? I’m impressed! > > Or, or… is GUM supposed to be an acronym for something? It’s a name for a sexual health clinic over here; genito-urinary medicine, which makes this even more bewildering for me. Does herpes come in raspberry too? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/37 "2012-11-04T21:20:05Z")
I’m the one who started the original pitting gum thread, and even I think **RockytheflyingS** is going way overboard here. ---
**Author:** ![ClaytonThroop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@ClaytonThroop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ClaytonThroop)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/38 "2012-11-04T21:25:29Z")
> [@RockytheflyingS](#): > > I’m going to be honest and not hold back, because many people in many sections of this board have been rude to me. I think people like rsat3acr are disgusting. Everyday people die of cancer or suffer effects worse than not able to make saliva and they do this with grace and dignity. People like rsat3acr beat cancer and have very minimal effects from cancer and whine about it. We were all just having a silly conservation about something and rsat3acr jumps in just to say (paraphrased) “Well, be that as that may. I’m super special and above rules because I have cancer. I know people are dying of it and loosing limbs from it, but I can’t make SPIT. I am really special”. I bet rsat3acr does all sort of douche things in real life and used his cancer as an excuse. I know many people who have cancer who are dignified and don’t use it as excuse to get treated better in social situations. I could go into depth, but I have more pride than to be known as the poster who’s (insert relationship) has cancer. I guess, rsat3acr wants everyone to know he has cancer and pity him online. Bravo, rsat3acr. Great job. No one will judge you for chewing gum, because you have cancer. I hope you feel like a big man/woman. 🙂 Your drug addled brain is reading into things that aren’t there. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/39 "2012-11-04T21:43:10Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Yes, that’s it! > > In Soviet Russia, cancer uses you for GUM. In Soviet Russia, gum chews YOU! > [@Filbert](#): > > Does herpes come in raspberry too? Depends on the brand of lip-gloss. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809/40 "2012-11-04T21:49:11Z")
I don’t wade into these pittings virtually _ever_ but I must say; this is perhaps the worst, weakest, most bemusing pitting I’ve seen in my time at the Dope. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rsat3acr/639809.md?page=3)