# RuddyMole, you're fucking creepy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308 "2011-06-21T17:04:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/21 "2011-06-21T17:58:48Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > I think this thread may be a prime example of premature ejectulation. LOL, was glad I was not drinking coffee when I read this. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/22 "2011-06-21T18:13:55Z")
As with most general questions or great debates, if the OP doesn’t express their own facts and opinions when they are requesting everyone else to do so, then it is suspicious. The OP hasn’t expressed anything at all regarding their own question. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/23 "2011-06-21T18:37:59Z")
It’s a little quick to judge the intentions behind that thread, there is something a little creepy about it. Why no clarification on the subject? Why no expression of the OP’s opinion? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/24 "2011-06-21T19:21:15Z")
He’s probably a sock of at least one notorious former poster, I’d wager… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/25 "2011-06-21T19:38:46Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > He’s probably a sock of at least one notorious former poster, I’d wager… “At least” one? You think he’s a communal sock? What are they all doing together in that sock… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/26 "2011-06-21T20:13:57Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “At least” one? You think he’s a communal sock? What are they all doing together in that sock… Well, you do have ten toes. (Or would it be fingers, since it’s a sock puppet?) ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/27 "2011-06-21T20:15:59Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “At least” one? You think he’s a communal sock? What are they all doing together in that sock… Depends on if it’s a child’s sock. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/28 "2011-06-21T21:14:41Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “At least” one? You think he’s a communal sock? What are they all doing together in that sock… Looking for the Old Woman Who Lives In a Shoe. She has **so** many children . . . ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/29 "2011-06-21T21:48:12Z")
Actually, that thread pinged my “Homework Assignment” meter a lot more than my “Chester The Molester” alarm. ETA: reason being, previous confessed paedophiles didn’t just ask for a laundry list of arguments, there was more argument for their own position. Of course, they may not have been typical examples of the type. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/30 "2011-06-21T22:13:32Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Actually, that thread pinged my “Homework Assignment” meter a lot more than my “Chester The Molester” alarm. ETA: reason being, previous confessed paedophiles didn’t just ask for a laundry list of arguments, there was more argument for their own position. Of course, they may not have been typical examples of the type. I would guess pedos are like any other group of people, in that only a minority have what you might call an intellectual interest in their own predilection or in anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/31 "2011-06-22T00:20:27Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Think this may be a board record for quickest Pitting. Why wait? This asswipe has two whole posts. Then you’re two posts too late for [the record.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297953) ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/32 "2011-06-22T00:27:16Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Then you’re two posts too late for [the record.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297953) Dang. That’s gonna be hard to beat. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/33 "2011-06-22T00:43:06Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > The creepy thing is that he posted it originally in GQ, not GD. I’m just glad he didn’t tag it with, “need answer fast!” Well, he was asking why the current standard exists, not debating its validity, so I can see why he would put it in GQ. I would agree with those who thought it sounded more like “help me with my homework” than “Pedophilia is awesome”. ---
**Author:** ![RuddyMole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RuddyMole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RuddyMole)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/34 "2011-06-22T06:29:20Z")
I don’t have anything to do with pedophilia in my real life. I’m writing about the subject and decided that I should ask the explicit question in case I was missing any points of view. I generally don’t post on message boards at all, and selected this one to ask it in because I expected everyone to be more level-headed than at a lot of other message boards. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/35 "2011-06-22T06:42:24Z")
> [@RuddyMole](#): > > I don’t have anything to do with pedophilia in my real life. I’m writing about the subject and decided that I should ask the explicit question in case I was missing any points of view. I generally don’t post on message boards at all, and selected this one to ask it in because I expected everyone to be more level-headed than at a lot of other message boards. I think that there are going to be some people feeling just a tad bit “sheepish”, later on today!:eek: Although, your question did kind of “jiggle the creepometer” a bit. ☹ Just sayin… Glad you came back and explained/clarified things, though! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/36 "2011-06-22T06:42:48Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > He’s probably a sock of at least one notorious former poster, I’d wager… I tell you, it just sounds like my name. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/37 "2011-06-22T06:45:44Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > I think this thread may be a prime example of premature ejectulation. You get the trophy, for the funniest post, IMHO!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/38 "2011-06-22T06:52:15Z")
> [@RuddyMole](#): > > I don’t have anything to do with pedophilia in my real life. I’m writing about the subject and decided that I should ask the explicit question in case I was missing any points of view. I generally don’t post on message boards at all, and selected this one to ask it in because I expected everyone to be more level-headed than at a lot of other message boards. Care to clarify exactly what you are asking about? Teenagers, adults and children etc? Why are you writing of something you have no experience with? ---
**Author:** ![Biffer\_Spice\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Biffer\_Spice\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffer_Spice_1)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/39 "2011-06-22T09:10:48Z")
he did say he could already think of several reasons, but wanted to see what others there were. there was nothing particularly creepy about it, but people do pounce on the subject far more quickly than any other. it’s like when a load of people smashed up the house of a paediatrician. i guess when asked what they were, people let them get as far as the first syllable before throwing the first stone… ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308/40 "2011-06-22T09:25:23Z")
> [@RuddyMole](#): > > I don’t have anything to do with pedophilia in my real life. I’m writing about the subject and decided that I should ask the explicit question in case I was missing any points of view. I generally don’t post on message boards at all, and selected this one to ask it in because I expected everyone to be more level-headed than at a lot of other message boards. Yeah, c’mon **Oakey** …how about an apology then, at least in the short term? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ruddymole-youre-fucking-creepy/586308.md?page=3)