# Rude 2026 Election Night Party Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389 "2026-11-04T04:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/1 "2026-11-04T04:02:35Z")
This thread is for dunking on GOP losers, on the ballot or off. Welcome to Woke 3.0. Effective tomorrow morning, all Americans will start each morning by rolling a die to determine which of the six genders they will identify with that day. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/2 "2026-11-04T04:06:42Z")
Well, now that I don’t have to be responsible… I hope that there’s a massive, internecine outbreak of Republican/MAGA backstabbing bringing up LOTS of actionable crimes and defamation/counter defamation lawsuits against each other. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/3 "2026-11-04T04:07:49Z")
I just want to say FUCK YEAH and sic semper fascistae! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/4 "2026-11-04T04:09:13Z")
Brilliant outcome so far, very happy that Americans are finally coming to see the utter shitshow they’ve been putting up with in recent years. And in my home state in Australia, we have an election at the end of this month. In recent times, our own Trump-wannabe has been gaining traction both at the federal and state level. Here’s hoping that the result in the US shakes some sense into our own maggoty candidates. Fuckyeah! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/5 "2026-11-04T04:09:29Z")
I’d just like to say to all the doomers who spent the end of 2024 and most of 2025 telling me that American democracy was over for good, that Trump would “declare an emergency” or “cancel the election” or “send the military to seize ballots” or deploy hundreds of thousands of ICE goons into voting booths to intimidate people into voting for Republicans, and the Supreme Court would stand by and declare that Trump gets to be dictator for life, and that the thousand-year-reich of God-Emperor Trump was inevitable and invincible; I was right and you were wrong, neener neener neener. I will, however, have to eat crow if Troy Jackson wins in Maine. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/6 "2026-11-04T04:10:07Z")
Allright Greg Abbot gets rolled out? And Paxton fails? Sweet. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/7 "2026-11-04T04:10:56Z")
Thanks for starting this thread because I wanted to comment on this from the election thread: > [@USA Election Watch 2026](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usa-election-watch-2026/1034377/387): > > > [@USA Election Watch 2026](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usa-election-watch-2026/1034377/384): > > > > So I guess God really IS nonbinary! > > How DARE you deny the existence of Our Lord’s massive, pendulous cock and balls! The thing is, God has the male equipment and also has ginormous boobs and a uterus! So there! ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/8 "2026-11-04T04:12:12Z")
All this destruction of a political power front in just two years. Pretty remarkable. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/9 "2026-11-04T04:13:06Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > I hope that there’s a massive, internecine outbreak of Republican/MAGA backstabbing I will be very disappointed if long knives aren’t involved. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/10 "2026-11-04T04:14:55Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MhfuuKiTcYQ/hqdefault.jpg "Cut your heart Out with a spoon") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ) ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/11 "2026-11-04T04:15:24Z")
Sucks to be Musk today. What a phenomenal waste of his precious $$. Bwahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/12 "2026-11-04T04:15:25Z")
I saw that website. It was by accident though. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/13 "2026-11-04T04:17:15Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > All this destruction of a political power front in just two years. Pretty remarkable. Who would have thought deliberately taking a wrecking ball to the economy would make a political party so unpopular? ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/14 "2026-11-04T04:17:17Z")
I mean, all that stuff could still happen, but I’m hoping people can stop posting every fucking election that “The polls always overestimate Democrats and most Americans are just hardcore racists and we’re all doomed, doomed, doomed!” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/15 "2026-11-04T04:17:36Z")
And on a more selfish note does this mean that Sherrod Brown or his PAC will stop e-mailing me twenty fucking times a day to ask me for money? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/16 "2026-11-04T04:18:31Z")
It’s never too early to start building a war chest for 2032, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/17 "2026-11-04T04:18:32Z")
Re: this post in the other thread that @smapti got his hand slapped for it not being about the election results: > [@USA Election Watch 2026](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usa-election-watch-2026/1034377/388): > > [Donald J. Trump: "I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank... - Trump’s Truth](https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/43480) > > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. > > How delicious your tears must be, Donald. They mentioned this TS post on NBC, and Commentator Halle Jackson called it “almost brain-breaking” that trump would post that after constantly telling people to pretend he’s on the ballot. I thought that was pretty funny 🤣 The schadenfreude is going to be delicious reading trump’s rants and ravings in the coming days. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/18 "2026-11-04T04:20:48Z")
As I said in the results thread, this may be a live example of how even the most powerful culture war distraction has its limits in diverting from actual issues, especially economic. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/19 "2026-11-04T04:20:51Z")
Our commentators here in Australia were pissing themselves laughing about that very same thing. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/20 "2026-11-04T04:20:55Z")
Over the next two years Trump is going to do whatever he can to destroy the country. And I hope to God that the Democrats can actually work together, put all their oars in the water and pull in the same direction, for a change. They are really good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=2)