# Rude 2026 Election Night Party Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389 "2026-11-04T04:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/21 "2026-11-04T04:23:29Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Over the next two years Trump is going to do whatever he can to destroy the country. He was gonna do that anyway. At least now he’ll have a harder time of it. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/22 "2026-11-04T04:25:18Z")
Looks like NBC (and I presume everybody else) just called the Senate for the Democrats. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/23 "2026-11-04T04:25:29Z")
Too bad Lindsey Graham didn’t live to see all these Republican men getting fucked raw. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/24 "2026-11-04T04:28:11Z")
I wonder though, would ol’ Lindsey have lost the seat anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/25 "2026-11-04T04:28:46Z")
[A selection of social media wit on this subject.](https://www.tumblr.com/washedupkam/832320442489503744/scroll-though-my-twitter-likes-with-me-during-the) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/26 "2026-11-04T04:31:23Z")
Subscriber-only page. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/27 "2026-11-04T04:32:07Z")
Aw, damn. I’ll see if I can find more public facing collages like it. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/28 "2026-11-04T04:33:12Z")
> [@USA Election Watch 2026](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usa-election-watch-2026/1034377/497): > > AP has called the Wisconsin governor race for Crowley, the Democrat. What went on in _his_ head? ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/29 "2026-11-04T04:34:31Z")
Just imagine how badly things could have gone for the Republicans if it wasn’t for those awesome Anakin memes. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/30 "2026-11-04T04:37:37Z")
Okay so we gotta call one of the things happening tonight the “Texas \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Massacre”, don’t we? What shall it be? (And you KNOW Donald is now going to call Abbot a Weak Loser for having conceded…) ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/31 "2026-11-04T04:37:56Z")
Time to put the pronouns back in your email, motherfuckers! ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/32 "2026-11-04T04:39:37Z")
Drumpf has reached the bargaining stage and is saying he looks forward to working with Democrats. We look forward to working with you, too, in the sense that a mortician “works with people”. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/33 "2026-11-04T04:40:14Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Okay so we gotta call one of the things happening tonight the “Texas \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Massacre”, don’t we? What shall it be? Vaygan, of course. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/34 "2026-11-04T04:41:27Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > We look forward to working with you, too, in the sense that a mortician “works with people”. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/35 "2026-11-04T04:42:16Z")
I would like to thank the government of Iran for outsmarting trump and helping this bluekkake happen by blocking trade routes in the middle east and affecting fuel prices. my hope was both the Iranian government and trump regime would be weakened by this war. and Israel may get better and more competent leadership too. win-win-win ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/36 "2026-11-04T04:46:20Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > Drumpf has reached the bargaining stage and is saying he looks forward to working with Democrats. I don’t know about that. He just tweeted his signature stupid red ball cap but instead of MAGA it says VETO. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/37 "2026-11-04T04:46:35Z")
Soooo, that $5,000 is not looking so good? Shouldn’t have bought that diesel pickup on credit​😥 ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/38 "2026-11-04T04:54:42Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > Drumpf has reached the bargaining stage and is saying he looks forward to working with Democrats. Uh huh. Sure. He’s "weaving " again. Don’t forget that even after it’s been beheaded, the rattlesnake’s bite can still kill you dead. I want the Dems to stop being so effing restrained and go full medieval on MAGA ass. Start with Hegseth and make an example of him. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/39 "2026-11-04T04:57:14Z")
Here’s a paradoxical consideration… If Trump had just been an average, mediocre, so-so, middle of the road, loser president, this Blue Wave probably wouldn’t have happened. If he had been the kind of president that the average person could look at and make excuses for, saying, well, he’s doing a lot of bad things, but he means well, he’s doing the best he can with limited intelligence. If he had been that president, then people would not have the strong, visceral response to him that these election results clearly show. This election is a referendum on Donald Trump, the president. It’s as if he was on the ballot, just like he wanted. So in a way we have him to thank for being a cruel, over-the-top, out of control, delusional, autocratic psychopath without an ounce of self-control, compassion, or consideration for his fellow human beings. Because he is all those things and more, he triggered this reaction. So here’s to you, Donald Trump, you MF, criminal bastard. Plenty of the damage that you’ve done can never be undone. Some of it can be, but not in my lifetime. I would call you a useless piece of garbage except that some utility has come out of your destructiveness, because it looks like you woke some people up. Yeah, woke. Now go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/40 "2026-11-04T04:58:09Z")
Start focusing more on the state level results. I think that’s where a lot of the work in defeating MAGA and shifting the Overton Window will take place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=3)