# Rude 2026 Election Night Party Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389 "2026-11-04T04:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/61 "2026-11-04T06:24:12Z")
Anybody know what the ketchup situation is in the White House? Is it in the pantry, or is it on the walls? ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/62 "2026-11-04T06:25:26Z")
Just remember, comrades, we owe all this to the inspired leadership of Hasan Piker. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/63 "2026-11-04T06:28:42Z")
Atlanta strip club tweeted: **Georgia is governed by Bottoms!** ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/64 "2026-11-04T06:31:26Z")
Just noticed “Abdul El-Sayed” has the same cadence as “Lisan Al Gaib”. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/65 "2026-11-04T07:32:13Z")
If Trump was on the ballot, he would have lost Texas. That was almost inconceivable, once. I’m so exciting by all the results, I’m transmutiliazting myself. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/66 "2026-11-04T07:39:50Z")
I’m having gender transition surgery so I can get pregnant by an illegal immigrant furry, then get an abortion! And I’m going to do it while fully vaccinated! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/67 "2026-11-04T07:54:48Z")
I have the exact, feeling as I did in 2016 and 2024, but inverse. I feel as jubilant and psychologicaly high now as I felt dejected, disgusted and hopeless then. I pray that our wise, Democratic leaders will, just this time, eschew their good, moral instincts and tell Trump and his sychophants to pound sand. The “I’m willing to work with Democrats” is the frightened, hail mary words of a desperate, fucked in the head, old man. I’m usually a giant bleeding heart; a bastion of forgiveness. But tonight I say “fuck all of them”. No second chance, no givies backsies. Fuck all of the hateful, ingnorant, greedy, corrupt, pedophile protecting twats, and investigate / prosecute them to the fullest. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/68 "2026-11-04T08:11:04Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > I’m having gender transition surgery so I can get pregnant by an illegal immigrant furry, then get an abortion! And I’m going to do it while fully vaccinated! But are you going to go vaygan? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/69 "2026-11-04T08:27:40Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I will, however, have to eat crow if Troy Jackson wins in Maine. How would you like that prepared? 😄 I’m so happy and shocked by these results. I’ll hold off full celebration until January. > [@ParallelLines](#): > > I hope that there’s a massive, internecine outbreak of Republican/MAGA backstabbing bringing up LOTS of actionable crimes and defamation/counter defamation lawsuits against each other. Sounds like a good plan. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/70 "2026-11-04T08:29:49Z")
I am happy. But I am extra happy because Susan fucking Collins lost. I used to think she was an honorable person, despite having views significantly different from my own. Until she voted in favor of Brett Sniveling McSnivelface Kavanaugh as a Supreme Court justice. Since then she has been dead to me. Rot in hell, Susan Collins. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/71 "2026-11-04T08:30:00Z")
I’m hoping by the end of the week Hegseth is the one taking the blame for this from Trump and he’s out for someone that can resolve Iran. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/72 "2026-11-04T08:36:46Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Okay so we gotta call one of the things happening tonight the “Texas \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Massacre”, don’t we? What shall it be? Drained Swamp. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/73 "2026-11-04T08:37:20Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > How would you like that prepared? 😄 Fricasseed with cream gravy and a side of boiled potatoes and dill, please. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/74 "2026-11-04T08:45:20Z")
Laura Loomer is having a crisis of faith. > If God is in charge, why did he let our country be taken over by Muslims and communists? > > Something for people to think about. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/75 "2026-11-04T09:11:29Z")
3 am and I’m on to 64 year old Dylan tunes. _The foes will rise with the sleep still in their eyes_ _As they’re jerked from their beds, they’ll think they’re dreaming_ _But they’ll pinch themselves and squeal, and they’ll know that it’s for real_ _The hour that the ship comes in_ _And they’ll raise their hands, saying “We’ll meet all your demands!”_ _And we’ll shout from the bow “Your days are numbered!”_ _And like Pharoah’s tribe, they’ll be drowned in the tide_ _And like Goliath, they’ll be conquered!_ ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/76 "2026-11-04T09:20:46Z")
> If God is in charge, why did he let our country be taken over by Muslims and communists? Laura? El-Sayed only won one election. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/77 "2026-11-04T09:27:07Z")
Are you there, God? It’s me, Laura. AAAAHHH YOU’RE NOT WHITE! NOOOOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/78 "2026-11-04T09:30:01Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > I’m having gender transition surgery so I can get pregnant by an illegal immigrant furry, then get an abortion! And I’m going to do it while fully vaccinated! LOL!!! Stealing this, as hopefully as other people are doing the same. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/79 "2026-11-04T10:52:26Z")
Election schadenfreude thread on Bluesky: > **[Andy Vitek (@avitek.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/avitek.bsky.social/post/3mzhiysecfk2f)** > > This is the official GOP cope thread, add to it at your leisure, we're gonna be smokin pack all week. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/80 "2026-11-04T10:58:20Z")
I think I like this guy. > [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=5)