# Rude 2026 Election Night Party Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389 "2026-11-04T04:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/161 "2026-11-04T20:19:37Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > Just noticed “Abdul El-Sayed” has the same cadence as “Lisan Al Gaib”. Fun fact: _Lisān al-ghayb_ ‘tongue of the unseen’ was originally the sobriquet of the Persian poet Ḥāfiẓ. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/162 "2026-11-04T20:23:36Z")
As Claude Rains said to T.E. Lawrence: It is recognized that you have a funny sense of “fun”. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/163 "2026-11-04T20:53:14Z")
Holy shit, Laura Loomer is COMPLETELY losing it. > also, for the Christian nationalists: > > Where was your God last night? > > That’s what I thought. > > They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel, but at the end of the day godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America. > > Where was God last night? > > Time for people to think about that. Pretty sure God was partying with Talarico, babe. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/164 "2026-11-04T20:56:25Z")
Speaking of completely losing it: _The New Yorker_ texted Haley Stevens yesterday to ask for an interview and her reply was “Is this FBI?” ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/165 "2026-11-04T20:56:40Z")
Seems par for the course for Loomer. She had significant influence over national security appointments. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/166 "2026-11-04T21:09:56Z")
“Dad, why am I named Rose?” “Your mother loves roses, dear” “What about my name, Dad?” “Well, let me tell you a story, Zohran Blexas Talafreako El-Sayed…” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/167 "2026-11-04T21:15:31Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > then there is that stupid ranked voting that they really need to get rid of. Why? I assume Alaska requires 50%+1 for election, and without RCV they’d have to run another election. Once all the votes are in (I hear 15 days?), counting and recounting should be almost immediate. Plus, RCV made the whole “2 Dan’s” thing even more stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/168 "2026-11-04T21:36:14Z")
New sitcom based in Alaska: _My Two Dans_ ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/169 "2026-11-04T22:11:05Z")
I’m working on casting right now. @Dandan ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/170 "2026-11-04T22:20:58Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > And Dylan actually, really met the Pope while wearing his obligatory hoodie he also uses to wear on the stage these days! He’s a real weirdo! Preach as he may, he will never convince Dylan of the ways of the Light Side. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/171 "2026-11-04T22:25:56Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > My Two Dans [Been done.](https://www.youtube.com/c/dananddanfilms/videos) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/172 "2026-11-04T22:35:52Z")
From The Onion: > **[Haley Stevens High-Fiving Everyone At El-Sayed Victory Party Like Nothing...](https://theonion.com/haley-stevens-high-fiving-everyone-at-el-sayed-victory-party-like-nothing-happened/)** > > Est. reading time: 1 minute ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/173 "2026-11-04T22:43:55Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > > > And Dylan actually, really met the Pope while wearing his obligatory hoodie he also uses to wear on the stage these days! He’s a real weirdo! > > Preach as he may, he will never convince Dylan of the ways of the Light Side. Yeah, Dylan had a leaning to the dark side at least for almost thirty years. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FJ1bzKISLBw/maxresdefault.jpg "Not Dark Yet") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ1bzKISLBw) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/174 "2026-11-04T22:59:51Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Been done. Well, sons of a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/175 "2026-11-04T23:01:33Z")
LOL. On the same page: “Abdul El-Sayed Makes History as First Physically Healthy U.S. Senator” ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/176 "2026-11-04T23:18:20Z")
More schadenfreude: [https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-best-maga-midterm-crashouts-ranked](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-best-maga-midterm-crashouts-ranked) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/177 "2026-11-04T23:22:30Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > More schadenfreude: From andy’s link, Alex Jones opined: > "I’m gonna say it right now: I think he’s a Democrat,” Jones said. “I have tried to salvage Trump. I haven’t been sure. I’ve invested so much. Maybe I was blind to it. I think Trump is the ultimate Democrat sleeper cell and he works for them — he was a Democrat before — and I’m gonna say it right now: I’m 100 percent at war with Trump, I’ve already been pissed at him. He’s not that retarded. He did this on purpose. That’s what I believe.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/178 "2026-11-04T23:24:46Z")
The last time the big orange baby had a big loss, he locked himself up in Mara Lardo and refused to eat until Kevin McCarthy was summoned. Who wants to save him now? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/179 "2026-11-04T23:41:42Z")
Oh man I’m late to the party!! I just wanted to tell Laurie Buckhout to take a hint and _get the fuck out_ of North Carolina!! (And take that old woman from your ad who was so concerned about “nekkit” men in women’s locker rooms with you.) ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389/180 "2026-11-04T23:57:49Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Who wants to save him now? Can I keep him locked in a room and only feed him healthy vegan food, with a TV that only shows Randy Rainbow videos over and over? I might consider it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-2026-election-night-party-thread/1034389.md?page=10)