# Rude spouse

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 3, 2016, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434 "2016-06-03T23:03:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/41 "2016-06-06T06:44:02Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> . . . or served as a beverage in a mug.

I miss Erma Bombeck too.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/42 "2016-06-06T10:13:59Z")

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> [@BrassyPhrase](#):
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> I miss Erma Bombeck too.

Looked her up, still don’t get the reference. This was funny:

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> Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/43 "2016-06-06T12:47:14Z")

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> [@Kaio](#):
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> Yeah, I can’t either. If HE did fries, why was OP making gravy and shredding cheese? And where did the burgers come from?

He made the fries, but she had to reheat them with shredded cheese.

The burgers came from the microwave.

The gravy is very mysterious. She did not specify whether he was supposed to have made the gravy, but didn’t. It is also unclear if the gravy was meant for the burgers or the fries, or to be sipped from a mug.

I hope the OP comes back to clarify things, so we can determine just how rude her spouse actually is.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/44 "2016-06-06T13:25:50Z")

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> so anyways after the kids and his burger was finished he sat down and started shoveling his burger in his face, while I was still making the gravy n fries, I winced in pain as I took fries out of oven he just continued shoveling.

He ate the kids _and_ the burger, without sharing with anyone? Yeah, that’s pretty inconsiderate.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/45 "2016-06-06T15:32:32Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> He ate the kids _and_ the burger, without sharing with anyone? Yeah, that’s pretty inconsiderate.

It sounds like he finished cooking the kids, but it’s not clear if he ate them. Cooking food that then goes uneaten is at least wasteful, if not inconsiderate.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/46 "2016-06-06T15:41:23Z")

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> [@spamforbrains](#):
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> If someone serves your kids fries and burger, shouldn’t you be more concerned about the lack of anything vegetable-like rather than dumping gravy and cheese on their fries?

Vegetable-like? Do you know what a potato is?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/47 "2016-06-06T15:41:30Z")

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Sounds like both of these people are just awesome at communicating.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/48 "2016-06-06T16:40:54Z")

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> [@Enola\_Gay](#):
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> Does the gravy go on the burger or the fries?

It puts the gravy on the fries OR IT GETS THE HOSE!

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/49 "2016-06-06T17:12:26Z")

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Does the hose shoot gravy? Because I’d be cool with that.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/50 "2016-06-06T17:49:25Z")

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[This time we didn’t forget the gravy!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7bEytedtE)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/51 "2016-06-07T03:56:13Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Vegetable-like? Do you know what a potato is?

Yeah, sure, it’s a tuber. You know, like the musical instrument.

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**Author:** ![Taco\_the\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Taco\_the\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taco_the_cat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-spouse/756434/52 "2016-06-07T18:52:50Z")

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I think it was inconsiderate but not rude.

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