# Rude Thanksgiving awakening

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945 "2018-11-22T15:47:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/1 "2018-11-22T15:47:08Z")

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We have a darling (but precocious) kitten who turned 4 months old yesterday. I was awoken this morning in a unique manner. He jumped on the bed, crawled under the cover and then bit me on the balls. I guess it’s time to get up. Happy Thanksgiving!  
[sup]He can be seen at instagram: gingercat\_logan[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/2 "2018-11-22T15:49:13Z")

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Just remind him to look in the oven today, to see what happens to those pets who misbehave.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/3 "2018-11-22T15:55:35Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Just remind him to look in the oven today, to see what happens to those pets who misbehave.

No need for that, man-justice is only a few months away with a little trip to get a little snip. 😉

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/4 "2018-11-22T16:37:17Z")

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That’s why you don’t rub catnip on them.

cat nip, hehehe

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/5 "2018-11-22T17:05:37Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> No need for that, man-justice is only a few months away with a little trip to get a little snip. 😉

Much more humane than roast cat.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/6 "2018-11-22T17:09:10Z")

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Kittehs in the balls again.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-thanksgiving-awakening/824945/7 "2018-11-22T17:31:54Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> No need for that, man-justice is only a few months away with a little trip to get a little snip. 😉

Exactly. I was feeling bad for him but now, welcome Mr. Karma.