# Rude ways to tell your sex partner the session is over... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330 "2006-04-19T17:31:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/1 "2006-04-19T17:31:29Z")
Seacrest, OUT! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/2 "2006-04-19T18:04:14Z")
Next! ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/3 "2006-04-19T18:06:48Z")
“What was that?” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/4 "2006-04-19T18:08:52Z")
\<\<\\>\> In response to the OP: snore ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/5 "2006-04-19T18:09:05Z")
[Seinfeld] Good luck with all _that_. [/Seinfeld] ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/6 "2006-04-19T18:10:34Z")
“You know, I think it’s about time we repainted the ceiling.” ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/7 "2006-04-19T18:11:02Z")
_exasperated sigh_ Are you quite finished? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/8 "2006-04-19T18:27:24Z")
Say the safe word. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/9 "2006-04-19T18:29:22Z")
Whoops… ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/10 "2006-04-19T18:31:02Z")
As Colin Mochrie said on Whose Line Is It Anyway?: Thanks, keep the change. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/11 "2006-04-19T18:32:01Z")
Don’t say anything. Just run to the bathroom and brush and floss like there’s no tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/12 "2006-04-19T18:37:48Z")
I actually heard this when I was in college, through the thin walls in my boyfriend’s apartment. We could hear his roomate getting it on and then… _snap!_ (of the rubber being pulled off) Girl: “I’m done!” Guy: “What the F\*#$?” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/13 "2006-04-19T18:37:49Z")
“They’ve got this fete on at the church” (In which **Mal** plays second fiddle to a bric-a-brac stall.) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/14 "2006-04-19T18:43:50Z")
Oooooh. House is coming on. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/15 "2006-04-19T18:48:25Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Don’t say anything. Just run to the bathroom and brush and floss like there’s no tomorrow. [/QUOTE] …or run to the bathroom and throw up… How about make eye contact and then… “Was there something?” ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/16 "2006-04-19T19:13:25Z")
“Hold on, I’ll go get you a towel” “Oh- I just remembered- your mom called” “I’m starving” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/17 "2006-04-19T19:16:44Z")
“i Win! I Win!” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/18 "2006-04-19T19:18:30Z")
Loudly: “Three… two… one.” Then bite their face. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/19 "2006-04-19T19:21:29Z")
“Well, I’m done” then get up and go watch TV. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/20 "2006-04-19T19:21:41Z")
Woah! Looks like the Dumpster’s full! _fart_ Oh shit, look at the time! I gotta split. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330.md?page=2)