# Rude ways to tell your sex partner the session is over... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330 "2006-04-19T17:31:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/61 "2006-04-20T14:17:24Z")
I’m not paying you to talk ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/62 "2006-04-20T14:22:05Z")
“Fries are up.” ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/63 "2006-04-20T15:14:10Z")
“Your sister was better. She let your mum watch.” ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/64 "2006-04-20T15:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=Loopydude] So long, and thanks for all the fish. [/QUOTE] 😃😃 This fish..the fish.. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/65 "2006-04-20T15:57:50Z")
Next time do me a favor and don’t let the dog lick my balls. If I send you flowers tomorrow, it’s because you play dead so well. Find that earring before my wife gets home would ya? ---
**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/66 "2006-04-20T16:20:15Z")
“Fuck off” Is that rude enough? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/67 "2006-04-20T16:24:01Z")
You know your not nearly as good in bed as your mom. You know your not nearly as good in bed as my mom. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/68 "2006-04-20T16:27:21Z")
Another one that fans of _Angel_ might recall. “Will you be thinking about me when I’m gone?” “I wasn’t thinking about you when you were here.” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/69 "2006-04-20T16:52:30Z")
A friend was on the receiving end of: “It _is_ in!” (This is even worse with gay guys, as I’m sure you can imagine.) ---
**Author:** ![samm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@samm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samm)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/70 "2006-04-20T17:28:32Z")
You guys reminded me of the Chappelle sketch where he has the little music box that plays orchestra music, like they do to get Oscar talkers off the stage. Then his girlfriend uses it on him while looking bored in bed and says, “Wrap it up.” ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/71 "2006-04-20T17:40:44Z")
“Well, _that_ sucked!” Whisper passionately, “Now roll over onto your stomach!” When they do – just leave. When they catch up to you - watching TV, making a sandwich, washing the car, whatever - act surprised. “What? I was done; thought you were, too!” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/72 "2006-04-20T18:00:11Z")
Oh…Uh!.. Um…Yeah. I just pooped a little. You might want to move. ---
**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/73 "2006-04-20T18:02:35Z")
A dear personal friend of mine once ended a session she wasn’t enjoying by throwing up on her partner. She maintains that the throwing up was the most enjoyable thing that happened all evening. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/74 "2006-04-20T18:14:17Z")
[QUOTE=Aangelica] A dear personal friend of mine once ended a session she wasn’t enjoying by throwing up on her partner. [/QUOTE] 😉 I was on the receiving end of a similar session. She had a very sensitive gag reflex, and I wound up with her breakfast in my lap. I went from “Mmmm” to “BLECH” in a few seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/75 "2006-04-20T18:20:27Z")
How about, at the moment of crisis, simply shouting out, “MOMMY!” I bet that whatever is going on will end pretty quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/76 "2006-04-20T18:42:57Z")
“With a penis as small as yours, I never expected to come” ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/77 "2006-04-20T19:16:18Z")
…jumping up immediately to shower and brush my teeth works for me… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/78 "2006-04-20T19:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Oh..Uh!.. Um…Yeah. I just pooped a little. You might want to move. [/QUOTE] That is not funny if you’ve ever had it happen. Trust me. Just trust me on this one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/79 "2006-04-20T19:25:19Z")
“Aaaaand… scene.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/80 "2006-04-20T19:31:14Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] 😉 I was on the receiving end of a similar session. She had a very sensitive gag reflex, and I wound up with her breakfast in my lap. I went from “Mmmm” to “BLECH” in a few seconds. [/QUOTE] And this story is even funnier in _my_ head because I always thought you were a woman **Vetbridge**! (For no particular reason other than just preconceived notions.) I suppose telling your partner that, “She fucks almost as good as her sister” would be a tad rude, no? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330.md?page=5)