# Rude ways to tell your sex partner the session is over... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330 "2006-04-19T17:31:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/81 "2006-04-20T20:01:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] That is not funny if you’ve ever had it happen. Trust me. Just trust me on this one. 😉 [/QUOTE] You know, normally I’d be the first one calling BS and demanding the story, but on this one, I’ll go with your reccomendation. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/82 "2006-04-20T20:07:51Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You know, normally I’d be the first one calling BS and demanding the story, but on this one, I’ll go with your reccomendation. :eek: [/QUOTE] A long summer day, an excess of alcohol on her part, a day long BBQ binge and sneaking a quickie at 11 at night in a laundry room. :eek: is correct. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/83 "2006-04-20T20:16:25Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] And this story is even funnier in _my_ head because I always thought you were a woman **Vetbridge**! [/QUOTE] hehehe. I am the furthest thing from a female that you could ever imagine.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/84 "2006-04-20T20:29:44Z")
Some mood killers: “Stop, Daddy! It hurts!” (hopefully, this will kill the mood. If it doesn’t, RUN.) “You’re on Candid Camera!” look down and say, “Hey! It’s almost all cleared up!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/85 "2006-04-20T20:38:00Z")
“I really shouldn’t be doing this; I have a girlfriend.” - I’ve never stood up so fast in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/86 "2006-04-20T20:46:55Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] A long summer day, an excess of alcohol on her part, a day long BBQ binge and sneaking a quickie at 11 at night in a laundry room. :eek: is correct. [/QUOTE] Nonononononono…See, you weren’t supposed to tell. That’s simply horrific. (Goes off to join in the thread about needing a barfy smiley) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/87 "2006-04-20T22:38:23Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] I am the furthest thing from a female that you could ever imagine. [/QUOTE] You’re a drill press? ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/88 "2006-04-20T22:40:40Z")
C’mon. As the somewhat ashamed originator of this thread, I demand a little appreciation for the opening post. “Seacrest, OUT!”…? Comedy gold… ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/89 "2006-04-20T23:00:56Z")
Wow! That was great! You know, your daughter refuses to _do_ anal. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/90 "2006-04-20T23:22:55Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] C’mon. As the somewhat ashamed originator of this thread, I demand a little appreciation for the opening post. “Seacrest, OUT!”…? Comedy gold… [/QUOTE] I don’t know what it means? ---
**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/91 "2006-04-20T23:26:51Z")
You could always just turn the TV on. Thats what I did when I lost my virginity. IIRC, \*The Man Show \*was on. You know, now that I think of it…I might be a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/92 "2006-04-20T23:46:10Z")
[QUOTE=JPen] You could always just turn the TV on. Thats what I did when I lost my virginity. IIRC, \*The Man Show \*was on. You know, now that I think of it…I might be a dick. [/QUOTE] You’re not a dick. It’s not your fault she doesn’t interest you. I wish my exgirlfriend would have purchased that book titled _If He Watches The Simpsons While You Suck Him Off, He’s Probably Not That Into You_. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/93 "2006-04-21T00:51:38Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] I don’t know what it means? [/QUOTE] That is how Ryan Seacrest signed off of American Idol last season… ---
**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/94 "2006-04-21T01:48:18Z")
[QUOTE=Bear\_Nenno] I wish my exgirlfriend would have purchased that book titled _If He Watches The Simpsons While You Suck Him Off, He’s Probably Not That Into You_. [/QUOTE] You think they sell that book on Amazon. I think that would be the perfect coffee table book. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/95 "2006-04-21T02:16:10Z")
There. That should prove I’m not shallow. ---
**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/96 "2006-04-21T02:16:58Z")
[QUOTE=JPen] You think they sell that book on Amazon. I think that would be the perfect coffee table book. [/QUOTE] Ugh…I need an editor. You think they sell that on Amazon? That would be the perfect coffee-table book. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_O_Malley_s_Cow)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/97 "2006-04-21T04:23:51Z")
When he is standing there proudly showing off his nakedness, look at his crotch, then back at his face with a blank stare and say: Where is it? ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/98 "2006-04-21T06:25:11Z")
[QUOTE=Ensign Edison] That’ll do, pig. [/QUOTE] I know a couple who actually says this. She does, anyway. No, I don’t know why I know this. It’s not the sort of information I really feel the need to know. Particularly when I am friends with the husband, not the wife. Nonetheless, I find it amusing. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/99 "2006-04-21T06:49:22Z")
Reach over, grab your little note pad and pen, pause a moment and say, “hmm… pity fuck… check.” ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330/100 "2006-04-21T06:53:31Z")
Ooh, I have another one. If you’re a woman, you still have your note pad, right? Pause a moment and say, “hmm… gay guy… check.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rude-ways-to-tell-your-sex-partner-the-session-is-over/353330.md?page=6)