# Rudi Gernreich's pubikini - This, I gotta see!

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**Created:** [October 29, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudi-gernreichs-pubikini-this-i-gotta-see/470091 "2008-10-29T15:17:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudi-gernreichs-pubikini-this-i-gotta-see/470091/21 "2022-05-26T02:51:05Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> There is a point at which you do have to wonder why you’d bother wearing anything at all

Back in the late 1980s in Las Vegas I attended an office Halloween party. Things were a **LOT** looser then and there versus the current uptight corporate mores.

A plump middle-aged lady showed up in a costume which was mostly a black leotard & stockings plus ballet slippers. So far so ordinary. But it had circular bandaids over where her nipples would be and a large tapered jug cork attached at her crotch.

She said iher costume was “The bikini of the future: two bandaids and a cork.” She won the prize that night.

This pubikini thing has a long way to go to catch up to dear old what’s-her-name. Who’d be about 80 right now.

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