# Rudolph, you'll go down in history (like \_\_\_)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 19, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudolph-youll-go-down-in-history-like-___/676727 "2013-12-19T14:55:25Z")\
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Central Illinois.

Pinocchio, Monopoly, George Washington.

All four syllables, so the rhythm works out.

Edit: For the one’s who don’t know what we’re talking about, here’s topic I posted a few years back:

> **[Who came up with "extra" lyrics of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=496823)**
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> Ever since I was a little kid I’ve known the Rudolph song to have extra lyrics that are “chanted” in the background at the end of each line. Now I know I’ve heard this on the radio before, so I don’t think this is something we just made up as kids....

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Always heard “Like Lincoln” when I was growing up. This would be California in the 1980s.

To round out the other options:

…call him names (“Like Dumbo!”)  
…reindeer games (“Like football!”)

Also, on “Santa came to say,” a hearty “Ho Ho Ho!” and “…as they shouted out with glee,” was followed by “Yippee!” The toothpaste reference would have been lost on us, I’m afraid - we never had that brand around here.

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We never had this when I grew up, in the 80s, in the UK.

However, my daughter (who is very nearly 8) has recently begun singing “Like a lightbulb!” at various points during the song. That is the only call-out she is using, but she uses it a lot. So, “You’ll go down in history… like a lightbulb!”

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> [@Teuton](#):
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> We never had this when I grew up, in the 80s, in the UK.
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> However, my daughter (who is very nearly 8) has recently begun singing “Like a lightbulb!” at various points during the song. That is the only call-out she is using, but she uses it a lot. So, “You’ll go down in history… like a lightbulb!”

Get her to change it to “like the incandescent lightbulb,” and she’s not wrong.

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I can’t remember. I remember the Pinocchio and Monopoly lines, but don’t remember the name at the end. I also don’t recall this version being sung often at all among my classmates in the mid-80s. Chicago.

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Lightbulb, Pinocchio, Monopoly, George Washington. I grew up in Alabama in the mid-1980’s. Although when I have kids, I’m gonna teach them to say Linda Lovelace, thanks **Czarcasm**.

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I was born in the early 70’s in Virginia and never heard any extra words after “You’ll go down in history.”

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> [@coffinjumper](#):
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> George Washington. I’m in Ohio. Been that way since I was a kid, and it’s what I still hear when the small kids around here are singing it. I also concur with “like Pinocchio”

Same here, also in Ohio.

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Never heard of anything after “history.” Grew up on Long Island.

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Minneapolis, now; grew up in western Wisconsin; born in Colorado.

Pinocchio, Monopoly, Ho ho ho, Yee-haw!, and Columbus. As is right and proper.

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The only addition I’ve heard is “like Monopoly”, and that was rare. I grew up in Atlanta in the mid-80s.

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Southern California, early 1970s

Like a lightbulb (twice)  
Like Pinocchio  
Like Monopoly  
Ho ho ho  
Like toothpaste  
Like Columbus

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Growing up, I don’t remember doing it at the end. We did Pinocchio, Monopoly, etc., but I can’t remember the one after “history”. Nowadays, I give it the Bart Simpson treatment. My wife, from Georgia, always sang George Washington.

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Columbus. Western New York, mid 1970-1980s.

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…Atilla the Hun. This is from Springfield, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (at least that’s how it appears in the closing credits of _The Simpsons Movie_).

Actually, I am from the San Francisco area, and never heard “like (something)” applied to that song except at the end of _The Simpsons Christmas Special_.

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Monopoly and Magellan. Grew up in Montana.

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Lincoln , also football. Raised in NC.

Tried to get my canadian kids to go with René Lévesque, but they also say Lincoln, & monopoly

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> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> Born in NW Indiana.
> 
> “Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio!)”  
> “Join in any reindeer games (like Monopoly!)”  
> “You’ll go down in history (like Columbus!)”

This is the same for me, and I grew up in Maryland.

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> [@Zyanthia](#):
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> The song ends with “You’ll go down in history.”, there’s nothing after it so I voted other.
> 
> Grew up in North Dakota/South Dakota/Arizona

Ditto. Never ever heard anyone add bits to the song.

Melbourne Australia

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I’m a native Southern Californian, and I never heard the additions until I heard my brother and nieces singing them. I assumed it was the influence of his Minnesota in-laws.

The recent live broadcast by the RiffTrax guys (also Minnesotans) of _Santa Claus vs. The Martians_ had a series of slides showing as people entered the theater. One of them was something like, “If you say, ‘Like a flashlight,’ instead of, ‘Like a light-bulb,’ you are literally the worst monster in history.” 🙂

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