# Rudy Ghouliani in car accident, the Pit edition **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 31, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639 "2025-08-31T21:52:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/41 "2025-09-01T23:11:36Z")
Trump owes Rudy $2 million in legal fees. That should cover it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/42 "2025-09-01T23:26:11Z")
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my stars, that’s a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/43 "2025-09-01T23:35:45Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > But… but… what if he’s now permanently bound to a wheelchair…? > > Could you imagine that…? In my version, he visits the White House and says “Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!” ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/44 "2025-09-02T03:38:58Z")
Maybe the next time that he buys tires, they’ll be Four Seasons tires… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/45 "2025-09-02T11:03:47Z")
Right species, wrong example: [![](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p032qq4p.jpg) ](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p032qq4p.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/46 "2025-09-02T11:31:06Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > but is now handing it out to criminals. Not just criminals, but Rudy. He doesn’t even like Rudy anymore. He got what he needed from him and threw him by the wayside when he was begging for help. And, by help, Rudy just wanted Trump to pay him what he owned him. Unless the award comes with a few million dollars, this is like a slap in the face. It’s like if one of your friends asks if they can get that $250 you owe them because they can’t make their mortgage payment and they’re going to lose their house, but instead you give them a $5 coupon to The Olive Garden. I haven’t read any of the articles about this yet, but do we know what the actual reason is that Trump is giving him this award? > [@griffin1977](#): > > Yeah the whole “stopped to help domestic violence victim” thing seems so sketchy and made up sounding. Not that it definitely is but it sounds like the kind of thing that a dodgy politician would make up when caught in an embarrassing situation. I’m leaning towards the ‘domestic violence victim’ being a prostitute. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/47 "2025-09-02T11:33:41Z")
Apologies if someone’s posted this and I missed it, but the winner for best headline about the incident: > **[Former 'Masked Singer' contestant Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in car crash](https://ew.com/rudy-giuliani-injured-in-car-crash-former-masked-singer-nyc-mayor-11801177)** > > Former 'Masked Singer' contestant and New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani was involved in a car crash in New Hampshire and is being treated for serious injuries. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/48 "2025-09-02T11:49:21Z")
He’s already been released, so they may be overplaying his condition a bit. Or not, this is America and Rudy probably can’t afford health care. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/49 "2025-09-02T15:51:15Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Apologies if someone’s posted this and I missed it, but the winner for best headline about the incident: I really appreciated Giuliani being described as " the _Borat Subsequent Moviefilm_ star", and also his spokesman releasing this statement: > _In a follow-up post, Ragusa clarified that the collision “was not a targeted attack. We ask everyone to respect Mayor Giuliani’s privacy and recovery, and refrain from spreading unfounded conspiracy theories.”_ The irony burns! The goggles, they do nothing! Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/50 "2025-09-02T18:58:31Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > > refrain from spreading unfounded conspiracy theories “Leave that to the professionals, like us.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/51 "2025-09-02T19:03:43Z")
He couldn’t stop the steel? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/52 "2025-09-02T19:04:31Z")
Go stand in the corner for an hour. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/53 "2025-09-02T20:39:46Z")
He has a head of security? It seems like a few months ago he was selling watches and sports memorabilia to pay off his legal losses because he declared bankruptcy and lost his radio gig. Where did his sudden windfall come from? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/54 "2025-09-06T08:52:56Z")
How much can you get for one of those Medals? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/55 "2025-09-06T12:36:37Z")
Three inches of mushroom? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/56 "2025-09-06T16:47:51Z")
Same as in town. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639/57 "2025-09-07T12:27:56Z")
He pulled over to assist/ hit on some woman. Rebuffed, he pulled out into traffic without looking. Bang! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rudy-ghouliani-in-car-accident-the-pit-edition/1022639.md?page=2)