# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/21 "2014-02-25T06:56:29Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I herd it through the bovine. Winner. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/22 "2014-02-25T07:07:30Z")
Their defense: They were trying for Beef Stroganoff. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/23 "2014-02-25T08:03:12Z")
Something in the way she moos Attracts me like no udder lover My sister and I used to make up song lyrics about fucking cows. The image _is_ inherently funny, you gotta admit. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/24 "2014-02-25T09:36:07Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > This is a topic that can be milked for puns for days. Morning and night everyday! ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/25 "2014-02-25T11:26:29Z")
Cow porn. Gotta hoove it. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/26 "2014-02-25T11:26:59Z")
Cow porn? Pretty fucking cheesy. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/27 "2014-02-25T12:41:25Z")
I’m going to share this story with all my cow-orkers. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/28 "2014-02-25T13:52:33Z")
I hear the video was all jerky. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/29 "2014-02-25T14:02:29Z")
So does this count as a hot beef injection? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/30 "2014-02-25T18:37:04Z")
Who’d have thought that moomoos could be that sexy? So how did they catch the guy? Did they just go up to him and say “hey, were Hereford the cow porn?” What kind of dialogue is there? “Hey baby, wanna Holstein my Wangus?” “Want a ride on my Red Poll?” “Ooh, girl, you got booty in Abondance!” Yes, I did have to google for a couple of those cattle breeds but all the other obvious puns have been milked dry. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/31 "2014-02-25T19:04:24Z")
I understand the video caught the cow looking around to ask, “Is it in?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/32 "2014-02-25T19:20:02Z")
The cow was just glad he didn’t want to stick it in the angus. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/33 "2014-02-25T19:28:05Z")
[Moo moo, I love you](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKXIHlrjLPM) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/34 "2014-02-25T19:36:30Z")
Eat mor chiken, scru mor cows ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/35 "2014-02-25T21:04:28Z")
Just a couple of lonely cow-pokes… They were originally just going to go cow tipping. But how can you stop at just the tip? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/36 "2014-02-25T21:08:13Z")
How does that even come up? What god-awful sort of conversation could they have been having that led to the revelation that they both were into cow porn? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/37 "2014-02-25T21:09:43Z")
So were they cowed into doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/38 "2014-02-25T21:35:31Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > I understand the video caught the cow looking around to ask, “Is it in?” More like “where’s the beef?” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/39 "2014-02-25T22:30:54Z")
> [@Llama\_Llogophile](#): > > The video has a soundtrack. It’s mooed music. _cow-chicka-cow-cow_ ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/40 "2014-02-26T00:14:11Z")
He shouldn’t have screwed that cow. Should have just leather alone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169.md?page=3)