# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/41 "2014-02-26T00:31:07Z")
Apparently, happy cows don’t just come from California… I hope the next batch of cheese I buy isn’t extra salty ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/42 "2014-02-26T01:37:37Z")
Those guys were working as a team… obviously coworkers… ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/43 "2014-02-26T02:34:18Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > How does that even come up? What god-awful sort of conversation could they have been having that led to the revelation that they both were into cow porn? You gotta have a large set of brass ones to ‘udder’ the line, “Hey Mike, I wanna bang a cow; will you bring your video camera & film me?” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/44 "2014-02-26T02:46:41Z")
This is udderly shocking. Just looking at the pics in the OP’s link, I’d guess it’s the guy on the right who was having the actual cow sex. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/45 "2014-02-26T02:55:09Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > How does that even come up? What god-awful sort of conversation could they have been having that led to the revelation that they both were into cow porn? Reid: “You know Mike, I like cows.” Mike: “Yeah?” Reid: “I mean, I really like cows.” ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/46 "2014-02-26T03:09:24Z")
Those videos were legen- wait for it- dairy. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/47 "2014-02-26T16:25:26Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Just looking at the pics in the OP’s link, I’d guess it’s the guy on the right who was having the actual cow sex. Kinda looks like [Brad Sullivan](http://cscottrollins.blogspot.com/2012/12/brad-sullivan-stole-scenes-in.html#!/2012/12/brad-sullivan-stole-scenes-in.html). ---
**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/48 "2014-02-28T13:58:45Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Oh great, up until now, rural NYS was the Washington Generals of the redneck reputation wars, always in distant last amongst those who even showed up to the race. These two guys just realized they had some catching up to do. Hey - cut us rural New Yorkers some slack. The last I read, the cow fucker was from Connecticut. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/49 "2014-02-28T14:02:24Z")
Sounds like a cock and bull story to me. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/50 "2014-02-28T14:29:18Z")
Cow in ‘Logjammin’: [on video] You must be here to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey. /tBL ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/51 "2014-02-28T14:37:59Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Sounds like a cock and bull story to me. If they were gay porn videos, they would be cock _in_ bull stories. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/52 "2014-02-28T15:33:08Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > If they were gay porn videos, they would be cock _in_ bull stories. Only id they involved chickens (at least male chickens). But you know what they say: ‘kinky’ is when you use a feather, and ‘perverted’ is when you use the whole chicken… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/53 "2014-03-01T03:40:21Z")
I wonder who cow-erced who into this? ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/54 "2014-03-01T05:15:45Z")
I bet the guy with the video camera used the pseudonym “Hugh Heifer” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/55 "2014-03-01T08:00:07Z")
So the two guys are cow-orkers? ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/56 "2014-03-01T16:44:16Z")
Did they use any furplay? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/57 "2014-03-01T16:46:14Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Did they use any furplay? :smack: I think I’ll go hide. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/58 "2014-03-01T20:45:53Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > So the two guys are cow-orkers? and cow-porkers. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/59 "2014-03-02T00:13:10Z")
How now, porn cow? ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/60 "2014-03-02T01:11:47Z")
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