# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/61 "2014-03-02T05:24:08Z")
Were they consented cows? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/62 "2014-03-02T06:26:55Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Were they consented cows? No, they were cowed into submission. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/63 "2014-03-02T06:59:11Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > No, they were cowed into submission. Horrible! They were taken advantage of without furplay? No wine, romantic music, or a lick behind the ear? It ain’t right. Did they have an organism? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/64 "2014-03-02T07:33:25Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Did they have an organism? I’ve heard that the earth moo-ved for them. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/65 "2014-03-02T09:28:25Z")
It’s just offal. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/66 "2014-03-02T17:19:46Z")
They were just lonesome cow-boys, a long way from home … ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/67 "2014-03-02T17:20:07Z")
Why buy the cow when the porn is free? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/68 "2014-03-02T18:34:32Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > and cow- **porkers**. Wait, it was a 3-way with a pig, too? That’s _seriously_ kinky! [John Winger:] Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.[/John Winger] ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/69 "2014-03-02T20:16:11Z")
> [@bibliophage](#): > > Why buy the cow when the porn is free? “Hot n’ Horny Heifers VIII” ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/70 "2014-03-02T20:36:36Z")
I wonder what the USDA grade on the cow will be when it goes to the slaughterhouse. Prime? Choice? Select? Utility? [Marge] Hey, Homer, you’ll never guess what happened to the cow that hamburger meat came from. [/Marge] ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/71 "2014-03-02T21:02:35Z")
This beef comes with the special sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/72 "2014-03-02T21:06:41Z")
Jerk sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/73 "2014-03-03T00:47:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Jerk sauce? Nah, if they jerked off this issue would never have arisen. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/74 "2014-03-03T02:14:50Z")
Must be Jersey boys at heart - Good thing they didn’t steer for the angus, that would’ve been a cow poke for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/75 "2014-03-03T02:24:56Z")
Did they [ask first](http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/police-arrest-man-having-sex-goat-jigawa)? > [@Daily Times NG](#): > > Kamisu was said to have admitted that the goat belonged to him and that he had asked the goat to have sexual intercourse with him… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/76 "2014-03-03T10:53:03Z")
Some people have the most bizarre proclivities. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/77 "2014-03-03T12:20:13Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Some people have the most bizarre proclivities. ewe don’t say? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/78 "2014-03-04T00:18:28Z")
The cops, who had a beef, grilled them for the longest while. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/79 "2014-03-04T00:58:19Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > The cops, who had a beef, grilled them for the longest while. of course - they had a steak in it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/80 "2014-03-04T01:16:03Z")
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