# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/81 "2014-03-04T02:14:56Z")
No, I think we should let it stew a little longer. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/82 "2014-03-04T22:20:05Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > No, I think we should let it stew a little longer. Are you sure your name isn’t Dinty Moore? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/83 "2014-03-05T01:05:42Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I think we can stick a fork in this thread. It’s done. C’mon, there are now goats, pig & sheep puns. It’s like a freakin’ Brazilian steakhouse of bestiality. I’m sure there’s another course to come. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/84 "2014-03-05T03:45:57Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > C’mon, there are now goats, pig & sheep puns. It’s like a freakin’ Brazilian steakhouse of bestiality. I’m sure there’s another course to come. I suppose it could go on for heifer and heifer. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/85 "2014-03-05T04:09:41Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I suppose it could go on for heifer and heifer. oh, thats just fowl, I’m ducking on out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/86 "2014-03-05T04:13:43Z")
Well you don’t have to stew about it! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/87 "2014-03-05T04:27:38Z")
> [@simster](#): > > oh, thats just fowl, I’m ducking on out of here. Why you leaving, are you chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/88 "2014-03-05T04:45:03Z")
[Cow Love](http://www.tradebit.com/filedetail.php/96042289v6467647-zebu-or-humped-cattle-with-heart-shaped-horns) ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/89 "2014-03-05T05:19:36Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Why you leaving, are you chicken? nah, I just know when my goose is cooked. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/90 "2014-03-05T05:43:35Z")
[More Cow Love](http://www.lisaleonardonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/craft-weekend-part-two-11.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/91 "2014-03-06T02:55:15Z")
What a great cowlection of comments. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/92 "2014-03-06T03:12:50Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > [Cow Love](http://www.tradebit.com/filedetail.php/96042289v6467647-zebu-or-humped-cattle-with-heart-shaped-horns) Didn’t this thread start out with humped cattle? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/93 "2014-03-06T03:18:40Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Didn’t this thread start out with humped cattle? what a dromadary- ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/94 "2014-03-06T03:26:49Z")
> [@simster](#): > > what a dromadary- In which he gets his just deserts. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/95 "2014-03-06T06:18:14Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > In which he gets his just deserts. …dune’cha know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/96 "2014-03-06T06:57:39Z")
Just another New York strip. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/97 "2014-03-06T08:44:26Z")
Looks like we milked this thread dry. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/98 "2014-03-06T13:51:24Z")
No. If we keep churning this thread, the posts will get butter and butter. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/99 "2014-03-06T14:14:19Z")
No whey! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/100 "2014-03-06T14:48:38Z")
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