# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/121 "2014-03-08T01:48:09Z")
Maybe we are dung. This thread has gone to the dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/122 "2014-03-08T03:04:24Z")
Has anything like this happened before? Could be a case of deja moo. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/123 "2014-03-08T03:18:03Z")
We’ve long had zombie threads. This is different. This is an thread that won’t die, sucking our collective [del]blood [/del] creativity till we’re dry withered husks. It’s a vampire thread. We should put a steak in it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/124 "2014-03-08T03:20:27Z")
Threads of this quality are quite rare. Or at least medium rare. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/125 "2014-03-08T04:00:41Z")
Yeah, its one I could get behind. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/126 "2014-03-08T04:13:34Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > We’ve long had zombie threads. This is different. This is an thread that won’t die, sucking our collective [del]blood [/del] creativity till we’re dry withered husks. It’s a vampire thread. > > We should put a steak in it. Into its flank? Great post, BTW ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/127 "2014-03-08T04:24:54Z")
These two guys took their leather fetish to a whole new level. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/128 "2014-03-08T09:34:00Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > These two guys took their leather fetish to a whole new level. The cow was into it. she was singing, “I felt the Earth moooooo-ve under my feet…” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/129 "2014-03-08T19:23:22Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > The cow was into it. she was singing, “I felt the Earth moooooo-ve under my feet…” I’ll never look at a container of _La Vache Qui Rit_ (Laughing Cow) dairy products in the same way again. Thanks. I think my brain just curdled. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/130 "2014-03-08T23:21:48Z")
A zombie thread is brittle leather, this is still soft and pliable. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/131 "2014-03-09T00:44:57Z")
It behooves me to say you guys are acting all jerky. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/132 "2014-03-09T01:04:35Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > It behooves me to say you guys are acting all jerky. What’s your beef with us? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/133 "2014-03-09T01:12:14Z")
I just don’t like getting a bum steer. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/134 "2014-03-09T01:18:38Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I just don’t like getting a bum steer. Sometimes you just have to grab a live one by the horns and just ride it out - cowboy style. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/135 "2014-03-09T01:36:31Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Sometimes you just have to grab a live one by the horns and just ride it out - cowboy style. Save a horse ride a cow[del]boy[/del]. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/136 "2014-03-10T01:33:09Z")
Before this thread I never knew (in the biblical sense) a cow. Thanks **Johnny L.A.** is was a great run. Cows will never be the same. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/137 "2014-03-10T01:47:11Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Before this thread I never knew (in the biblical sense) a cow. Thanks **Johnny L.A.** is was a great run. Cows will never be the same. Wait; you used this thread as inspiration; the film as a how-to documentary??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/138 "2014-03-12T00:31:40Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Thanks **Johnny L.A.** is was a great run. It’s turned into a stampede. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/139 "2014-03-12T00:41:08Z")
Cool! The heifers are back! ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Major\_Matt\_Mason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Matt_Mason)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/140 "2014-03-13T00:31:03Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I just don’t like getting a bum steer. How about a steer bum? 😃 “Quick! Stick on another cow!!!” ;D -MMM- [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169.md?page=8)