# Rule 34: Cows **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169 "2014-02-24T23:38:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/161 "2014-03-25T19:52:11Z")
All the cow pokes read it… ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/162 "2014-03-25T22:23:10Z")
> [@Burns65](#): > > just think what the other inmates were saying after those guys said what they were in for. I can see people walking to the other side of the cell quietly. What are you in for? I got me a some tail. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/163 "2014-03-26T00:53:56Z")
> [@Burns65](#): > > just think what the other inmates were saying after those guys said what they were in for. I can see people walking to the other side of the cell quietly. They were just cowed. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/164 "2014-03-26T12:18:49Z")
That damned herd mentality. ---
**Author:** ![67java89](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/aeb1de/32.png) [@67java89](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/67java89)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/165 "2014-05-13T02:51:59Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![The\_Holdsworth\_Effect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@The\_Holdsworth\_Effect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Holdsworth_Effect)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2014, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/166 "2014-05-13T05:59:01Z")
Once you’ve done heifer you’ll neifer go back. And I woudnt steer you wrong, I’m quite accurate with that Elastrator;) ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/167 "2014-05-13T07:35:12Z")
Um, look… the examination gloves one wears to (ahem) examine a cow extend to the examiner’s shoulder. I can’t imagine anything besides an arm or leg could make any sort of, um, impression, shall I say, on a cow. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/168 "2014-05-14T14:38:35Z")
Yeah, cows are used to dealing with a lot of bull. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/169 "2014-05-14T20:51:57Z")
They should be thankful they got busted. [Or deal with this in the morning](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxX8bzysdNI). [Or until Daddy cow got home](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI&feature=kp). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/170 "2014-05-15T00:02:28Z")
Question. Has anyone actually seen cow porno? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169/171 "2014-05-15T11:48:51Z")
Yes. It was made by Whore-mel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rule-34-cows/682169.md?page=8)