# "Rules" - what a fucking joke **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790 "2002-06-24T23:34:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/81 "2002-06-26T03:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Accused of being a sock/sock puppet? Someone fill me in, what does this mean? Take a sock. Sew two buttons on for eyes. Place your hand inside and form a “mouth” between your thumb and the other fingers. Join a conversation. Any time someone contradicts you, have the puppet tell them how they are wrong and how you are really wise and brilliant. A person who creates an imaginary poster through whom s/he can voice support for his or her own positions, while pretending that the “supporting” person is actually a third party, is said to have created a sock puppet and the artificial poster is the sock (puppet). (Are those your real eyes?)😉 ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/82 "2002-06-26T04:10:08Z")
Hmm, I got “uekte” meaning “illegitimate” or “out of wedlock” from this link: [http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Estates/5536/eidhalist.html#U](http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Estates/5536/eidhalist.html#U) Perhaps it really was a false identity all along. Or he meant to call himself a bastard in the literal sense. Just speculation at this point. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/83 "2002-06-26T04:15:51Z")
With all the Pit and GD fights lately, I think it’s safe to say that the SDMB is all the way back to the way things were before the Great Hack. Good going you guys, I knew I could count on you. ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/84 "2002-06-26T06:06:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\* > And what _is_ it? > > And what’s it all about, Ukele? > \*\* Well… /singing You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, And **that’s** what it’s all about! /singing OW OW OK OK Stop throwing things! ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/85 "2002-06-26T07:00:26Z")
\ ROTFLMAO! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/86 "2002-06-26T07:26:25Z")
How is it this thread has got as far as 80+ posts and nobody has told **Uekte** to Fucko Off? ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/87 "2002-06-26T10:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*How is it this thread has got as far as 80+ posts and nobody has told **Uekte** to Fucko Off? \*\* Eevryone’s waiting for the inevitable banning so they can say “Gotcha Ya!” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/88 "2002-06-26T11:17:05Z")
Actually, I’ve been holding my breath for Uek to post a link to some random webpage and declare “SCORE!” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/89 "2002-06-26T12:49:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by airdisc \* > \*\* > > Time to play the odds people > > He’ll be back - Even > He’ll make another post about old people - Even > He’ll get another warning - Even > He’ll be banned - Even > He’s a troll - 2-1 > He’ll be back in this thread - 2-1 > He’ll mention Hitler and the Nazis again - 3-1 > He’ll be back within 24 hours - 4-1 > He’ll be banned because of another whiny-ass thread in the wrong forum - 5-1 > He’ll be back in this thread within 24 hours - 5-1 > He’ll be banned because of a post in this thread - 7-1 > He’ll post something intelligent - 1-15,000 > He’ll apologize - 1-650,000,000,000 \*\* I really hope that’s 650G-1. (Or rather, I really **hope** its 1-650G but I think 650G-1 is more accurate.) Or do I not understand odds again? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/90 "2002-06-26T23:34:36Z")
Assuming the latter, care to make a little wager? ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/91 "2002-06-27T07:46:59Z")
do you ever wonder if anything ever ocurrs to this guy at all? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/92 "2002-06-27T16:41:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*I am the Homosexual Borg Queen… and I am _fabulous_! > > Esprix \*\* Resistance is futile. You will be redecorated. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/93 "2002-06-27T17:02:36Z")
_{insert requisite acknowledgement of spitting contents of coffee mug onto computer screen here}_ 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/94 "2002-06-28T09:31:33Z")
You’re all still here? Holy shit, I can’t believe thast pile-on I predicted would come true. Sooooo funny. I’d just like to say that **Dooku** , **Squish** , **Louis B.** , **Reeder** , and all y’all other jerkoffs that decided to fuck with me - I hope to God that I never find you pinheads, b/c if I ever meet, you, I guarantee that I will kick the fucking shit out of you all. That’s not a warning - that’s a PROMISE. I’ll be watching - if I see a Dallas Dope fest, I’ll be there, and I will beat you to within an inch of your lives, absofuckinglutely count on it. Are you too scared to bring it on ? Send me mail - let’s meet. I can’t fucking wait. Y’asll think you can insult me like that and get away with it? Think again. I’ll be watching, and if I were you I’d refrain from posting alot of personal information that I can find. SDMB = Sycophants, Dumbbitches, Monkeyfuckers, Bungholes. Mods, can I get an extra special Suck My Dick for you?? Oops!! Is that against the special Uekte rules? Fuck you, sycophant leaders. That’s right - fuck you arrogant suckholes. Oh, shit!! I just maybe got banned! SHOCKING!!! Here’s a promise to you all: I will return. Oh yes, I will. In fact, I already have another ID. What is it? When you least expect it, expect it. One last thing: I will spend my every waking breath campaining for the elimination of all old people from sharing the same rights as the rest of us. Old people must be separated from society. I will succeed, and I’m not alone. Food for thought, douchebags! ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/95 "2002-06-28T09:39:42Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?postid=2227504](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?postid=2227504) That should about do it folks… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790/96 "2002-06-28T09:39:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > **Oh, shit!! I just maybe got banned! SHOCKING!!!** Not really, if you post physical threats to other board members. Don’t even bother playing the hide-and-seek game with new ID’s, **Uekte**. We play that game all day long around here, and are quite good at it. It’s not like you’d be hard to spot. This thread is closed, and you’re out of here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rules-what-a-fucking-joke/115790.md?page=4)