# Rum, rum, rum, rum, rummity rummm!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 31, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750 "2007-12-31T00:56:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/21 "2007-12-31T06:52:05Z")

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I prefer Mount Gay straight out of the bottle. No breathing, no ice, no nada. It’s smooth enough to make looking like a street person worth it.

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/22 "2007-12-31T08:11:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank]  
for the second time today, I’m recommending Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum… But only after you’ve mostly finished off the other bottles.  
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I just bought a bottle of that the other day. Is it really so bad? If it gets the job done I s’pose the means don’t matter much, but is it so foul only a hardened sea salt can stomach?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/23 "2007-12-31T08:28:22Z")

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Some folks I know speak with awe-filled reverence about Jack Iron rum. That’s not necessarily a compliment. Apparently, it’s 160 proof and if you put ice cubes in it, they sink. Follow it immediately with a glass of water, or suffer the consequences.

I don’t know if it’s available in this country. Heck, I don’t know if it’s legal in this country.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/24 "2007-12-31T12:32:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Skylark]  
I just bought a bottle of that the other day. Is it really so bad? If it gets the job done I s’pose the means don’t matter much, but is it so foul only a hardened sea salt can stomach?  
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You misunderstand…if you open a bottle of the Sailor, the other bottles will moulder in the back of your liquor cabinet, only occasionally used for cooking. It’s that good.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/25 "2007-12-31T13:28:58Z")

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Admiral Nelson’s is a good substitute for Captain Morgan’s, and is much cheaper to boot.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/26 "2007-12-31T17:43:31Z")

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I would suggest Pampero, from Venezuala. My scotch drinkin’ friend loves it on the rocks. And at $16, a bit cheaper than Pyrat.

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**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/27 "2007-12-31T18:25:47Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
[Mount Gay Eclipse.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Gay)

The best general-purpose rum around.  
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Here! Here!

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/28 "2007-12-31T19:10:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
[Here](http://www.bevmo.com/productinfo.asp?sku=00000001291&Dn=166+168&Nr=Store%3A99&Ntt=appletons&N=168+0&Nty=1&D=appletons&Ntx=mode+matchallpartial&Ntk=All) is the Appleton’s that I drink. I like mine on the rocks. As **ultrafilter** said I taste a lot of brands to find what I like.  
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That’s what I use for mixing. I prefer Appleton Estate Extra (aged 12 years) for sipping.

But good gods does Appleton have an annoying website.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/29 "2007-12-31T19:10:49Z")

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[QUOTE=DrDeth]  
Great rum. I do sometimes mix with it, but you are right.  
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I’d think that the taste of the barrel is too strong to mix well with anything. What do you use?

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/30 "2008-01-01T00:21:24Z")

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Get some frozen pina colada and strawberry daiquiri concentrate, dump em together in a blender and add a Half bottle of Rum.

Pina Colonicas.

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/31 "2008-01-01T00:24:38Z")

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Can someone give me a hot buttered rum recipe to ease my aching throat? I have lemon, honey, rum, sugar and butter.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/32 "2008-01-01T00:31:39Z")

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My wife’s Aunt brought me back a bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva from Cuba. I’m a whiskey drinker (yes, I included the “e” on purpose; Irish and bourbon being my choices) and my experience with rum has always been as a mixer, but hot damn if this isn’t tasty! I’ve been sipping it straight up and it’s really good. I don’t know if it’s available outside of Cuba or not, but if you see it, try it.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/33 "2008-01-01T01:05:51Z")

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Mix appropriate quantities of Swiss Miss, Strawberry Nesquik, a Jar of Schmuckers Hot Fudge, Peppermint Schnapps, Rum, and Hotmilk. Stir until well blended and the fudge is melted. Serve it hot in a tall glass with a scoop of peppermint chocolate chip ice cream. Sort of a reverse rumshake.

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/34 "2008-01-01T01:34:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Southern Yankee]  
My wife’s Aunt brought me back a bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva from Cuba. I’m a whiskey drinker (yes, I included the “e” on purpose; Irish and bourbon being my choices) and my experience with rum has always been as a mixer, but hot damn if this isn’t tasty! I’ve been sipping it straight up and it’s really good. I don’t know if it’s available outside of Cuba or not, but if you see it, try it.  
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My favourite… it’s been sold in Canada for years - much better than Bacardi Gold.

ps - apparently Google ads thinks that rum is pretty gay!

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/35 "2008-01-01T01:52:22Z")

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[QUOTE=ultrafilter]  
I’d think that the taste of the barrel is too strong to mix well with anything. What do you use?  
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Juice of 1/2 lime, ice. Lime wedge. Key lime is best.

Spiced rum? Might as well take Everclear, dilute 50-50 with tap water and throw those silly-assed mulling spices Aunt Bertha gave you two Christmases ago into the mix.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/36 "2008-01-01T03:04:53Z")

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Dreadlocks Mary

For the Mix, blend together:

1 large 46 oz. can of Tomato Juice (or Clamato)  
3 tablespoons of chopped culantro or cilantro  
1 Scotch Bonnet pepper  
1 clove of mashed garlic  
Some Pickapeppa sauce

Mix with your choice of rum (151 would do.).  
Serve over ice with a lime garnish.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/37 "2008-01-01T03:50:50Z")

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The mojito is a classic–'bout to try my first one in a few minutes (Tommy Bahama White Sands light rum…mmmm!). If you want to shake up the rum-and-coke thing, try a Cubalibre: light rum and Coke with a splash of lime juice and a lime garnish. Rum also apparently goes well with hibiscus, so try it in hot hibiscus tea or cold jamaica for something a little more unusual. (I don’t know if you can get jamaica in Florida, but it’s a pretty popular drink in Mexican neighborhoods here–I think it’s just hibiscus tea on ice, anyway.) Texas Tea is a real winner for a heavy drinker: one part each rum, tequila, vodka, gin, bourbon, triple sec and sweet/sour mix; stir; then (if you like) add Coke and stir again. It’ll get your buddy fucked up.

[Over a thousand rum recipes](http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/133/). You might want to narrow it down by spiced, white, dark, black, gold or overproof.

> [@Robot Arm](#):
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> I don’t know if it’s available in this country. Heck, I don’t know if it’s legal in this country.

Overproof rum is quite legal. Back in my dorm days I was known to down shots of Bacardi 151 (for 151 proof) with my buddies. It has a fire-retardant screen under the cap so your kitchen doesn’t spontaneously explode if someone breathes on it. 😃

BTW, I’m also anxious to hear a good hot buttered rum recipe. I used to love buttered-rum-flavored candy as a kid, but I’ve never had the real deal.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/38 "2008-01-01T06:48:44Z")

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[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Dreadlocks Mary

For the Mix, blend together:

1 large 46 oz. can of Tomato Juice (or Clamato)  
3 tablespoons of chopped culantro or cilantro  
1 Scotch Bonnet pepper  
1 clove of mashed garlic  
Some Pickapeppa sauce

Mix with your choice of rum (151 would do.).  
Serve over ice with a lime garnish.  
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Feel free to add some worcestershire sauce if you’d like…

Also, if you wanted to make a complete signature drink, you could grind some kosher salt and allspice berries (pimento) together. Use the allspice salt to coat the rim.

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/39 "2008-01-01T23:29:39Z")

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Update on the Sailor Jerry’s: Fantastic stuff!

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rum-rum-rum-rum-rummity-rummm/431750/40 "2008-01-01T23:50:00Z")

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Years ago, I used to drink Whaler’s Original Dark. I haven’t seen it in stores forever, only it’s stunted and sad frou-frou offspring. I see it’s available online - I think I will buy a bottle and see if it is as good as I remember.

Definitely a sipping rum, not a mixing rum. At least, I was never tempted to mix it.

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