# Rumors of my death have been... yadah yadah yadah **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833 "2001-08-29T23:54:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/1 "2001-08-29T23:54:13Z")
Well, ok, i’m not totally sure if there have been any, but it would satasfy the ego so to think it. In any case, Jamie aint dead yet, he’s just been drinking alot and having way too good a summer. So i figured i’d drop on in and see how things are, check out the additions, cop a feel or two and say howdy to all the folks on here i never felt like dropping a flower bag full of horse shit on: _HI EVERYONE… hey, look, i still remember how to write in italics!_\* and bold!\*\*\* What a kick. Anyway folks, as i am now offically a full time Ox Teamster and seeing as i wont have access to a computer for at least another month, i probably wont be around much and wont even be checking my E-mail. But, feel free to pour out gushing admiration, offers of money or “services” and tips for cooking Oxen on the thread below. Duck, Upham ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/2 "2001-08-30T01:07:36Z")
Goddamn, Upham, I have MISSED you. Good to see you back. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/3 "2001-08-30T01:18:16Z")
Well, I didn’t spread _rumours_ of your death as such, but I was wondering myself if that makes you feel better. Come more often, damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/4 "2001-08-30T01:24:38Z")
Upham!!! I’m glad you’re not dead, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/5 "2001-08-30T01:55:27Z")
Damn, **Upham**! I think we can all attest that you’ve been missed. I’m glad you’re NOT dead, so now I can do the deed for making me and others so worried!! It’s too bad you won’t have access to the internet, but do try to check in when you can. By the way, I’ve become the board’s most popular poster since you left. And **Cecil** , blessed be his name, has addressed me personally. And vote me for God in 2002. Anyways, nice to have you back! ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rumors-of-my-death-have-been-yadah-yadah-yadah/78833/6 "2001-08-30T04:13:00Z")
Yeah, I’ve missed you and I don’t even remember you. Serdy, dude!