# Rush Limbaugh blames femanazis for smaller penis sizes

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**Created:** [September 23, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598 "2012-09-23T15:48:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/1 "2012-09-23T15:48:08Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jCFySez-4tw/hqdefault.jpg "Rush Limbaugh Blames 'Feminazis' For His Small Penis") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCFySez-4tw)

I thought his theory saying Al Qaeda gave up Bin Ladin to get Obama re-elected was crazy, but this is beyond that.

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> The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors…"\*. Why is Rush blaming feminists?

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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/2 "2012-09-23T15:53:09Z")

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Global warming should make up for that 10% most days, though. Another hidden positive.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/3 "2012-09-23T15:53:45Z")

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Mr. Limbaugh has some very strange thoughts. But he might was well share them with idiots since he gets paid so damn much to just that.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/4 "2012-09-23T16:25:37Z")

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Do you honestly think [this guy](http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/assets_c/2010/07/rush%20limbaugh-thumb-200x250.jpg) is going to admit a correlation between weight gain, smoking, and small penises?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/5 "2012-09-23T16:58:00Z")

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Wouldn’t a big fat prick on a big fat prick be kinda pointless?

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/6 "2012-09-23T17:06:42Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Wouldn’t a big fat prick on a big fat prick be kinda pointless?

I suppose it depends on how much it tapers.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/7 "2012-09-23T17:12:45Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Wouldn’t a big fat prick on a big fat prick be kinda pointless?

I’ll grant that Limbaugh needs one longer than fatter, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a really pointy prick. So everybody gets a pointless prick!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/8 "2012-09-23T17:20:45Z")

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Blaming women for his own shrinky-dink puts the blame on something besides his own repulsive self.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/9 "2012-09-23T20:55:41Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Wouldn’t a big fat prick on a big fat prick be kinda pointless?

It’s pricks all the way down.

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**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/10 "2012-09-23T21:25:23Z")

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If you listen to the clip he was clearly joking.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/11 "2012-09-23T21:29:17Z")

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> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> **Rush Limbaugh blames femanazis for smaller penis sizes**

Reminds me of some feminist I recall from back in the late 80s/early 90s who blamed women being shorter than men on “the Patriarchy”. Symmetry…

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/12 "2012-09-23T21:59:45Z")

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I think it’s indisputable that feminazis have smaller penises than men do.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/13 "2012-09-23T22:33:36Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> I think it’s indisputable that feminazis have smaller penises than men do.

Considering some of the porn I’ve run across, that doesn’t appear to be so…

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**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/14 "2012-09-23T23:48:41Z")

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I thought the Limpballs had a limp one from all the drugs. If he has ED, who cares how big or long it is. It’s still as useless as his backup brain.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/15 "2012-09-23T23:50:09Z")

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I blame Rush Limbaugh for slowly decreasing the IQ of the average Republican (which I do see as a bad thing), so I’m not particularly upset about any ills that befall him.

Maybe his penis is just embarassed to be seen with him.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/16 "2012-09-24T00:00:21Z")

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nvm

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/17 "2012-09-24T00:06:11Z")

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> [@Simple\_Linctus](#):
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> If you listen to the clip he was clearly joking.

When every word that drools out of your mouth is stupid, it’s hard to tell which ones are sincerely stupid and which ones are ironically stupid.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/18 "2012-09-24T00:07:57Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> When every word that drools out of your mouth is stupid, it’s hard to tell which ones are sincerely stupid, and which ones are ironically stupid.

Are you talking about Limbaugh, or **Simple Linctus**?

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/19 "2012-09-24T00:10:32Z")

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Six of one…

(or maybe four, I guess?)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/20 "2012-09-24T00:46:18Z")

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Rush says six, most likely two.

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