# Rush Limbaugh blames femanazis for smaller penis sizes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 23, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598 "2012-09-23T15:48:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/21 "2012-09-24T03:41:45Z")
“It’s okay, Rushie. It happens to every guy. And you can’t help what you was born with, can you?” “Ladies and gentlemen, mark my words. This— _inaction_— this utter _incompetence_, this willingness to excuse _complete failure_— this is exactly what we can expect from four years of a _Democrat_ Congress under the so-called “leadership” of one Barack HUSSEIN Obama…” “Yeah yeah, whatever you say, sugar. Money’s on the dresser? I got another date.” ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/22 "2012-09-24T07:43:05Z")
Really, if you think about it… women probably are responsible for the shrinkage… Apparently women with low standards have been giving ‘minimally equipped’ men the chance to reproduce. But, even given that… it seems that no woman has been willing to bear the spawn of the needle-dicked-Limbaugh - so there is still hope. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/23 "2012-09-24T14:25:07Z")
Sorry, Rush – it’s the oxycontin abuse that left you with the limp noodle. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/24 "2012-09-24T14:54:31Z")
> [@Enkel](#): > > Apparently women with low standards have been giving ‘minimally equipped’ men the chance to reproduce. That’s probably what he was getting at. Evolution is only alluded to when expedient, I suppose. There could be extraneous cultural variables too: perhaps men with smaller penises are more confident at whipping them out for researchers than they were 50 years ago. Even if the researchers smirk or give a look of pity, the dismembered can hold on to the fact that they’re not Rush Limbaugh. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/25 "2012-09-24T15:07:13Z")
Its testosterone poisoning. Scientific studies have been done, God alone knows where the funding came from, but they have been, and the variation in sizes is minimal. Normal is OK, normal that you can get up and keep up will make you a very popular fellow, even if only for one woman. What good is having the Hammer of Thor if its a Nerf? “Pitiful helpless giant”, in the words of Henry Kissinger, who would know. We should just get out of the way and let the women run things, they can’t do any worse than we have, and we would be free to do what we do best, what the Goddess intended: running naked through the woods in packs, peeing on trees. Occasionally trapped for snoos-snoos, on a “catch and release” basis. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/26 "2012-09-24T15:42:07Z")
Tangentially, if smoking is cited as a factor - weren’t people smoking a hell of a lot more 50 years ago? Did they mean _reduced smoking_ was leading to smaller dicks? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/27 "2012-09-24T16:50:50Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > I thought his theory saying Al Qaeda gave up Bin Ladin to get Obama re-elected . . . . . . Please tell me you’re making that up. That is too low even for Rush. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/28 "2012-09-24T16:52:01Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Tangentially, if smoking is cited as a factor - weren’t people smoking a hell of a lot more 50 years ago? Did they mean _reduced smoking_ was leading to smaller dicks? Most important question yet raised in the thread, by Og! ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/29 "2012-09-24T20:06:49Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > we would be free to do what we do best […] running naked through the woods in packs, peeing on trees. Boy to I hate when deer hunting season comes around! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/30 "2012-09-24T20:37:37Z")
In a woman ruled world, hunting will be limited to shoe sales. Works for me, I’ve never wanted to shoot anything that would prefer I didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/31 "2012-09-24T21:29:43Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Its testosterone poisoning. Scientific studies have been done, God alone knows where the funding came from, but they have been, and the variation in sizes is minimal. Normal is OK, normal that you can get up and keep up will make you a very popular fellow, even if only for one woman. What good is having the Hammer of Thor if its a Nerf? “Pitiful helpless giant”, in the words of Henry Kissinger, who would know. Anything too small to do the job would shortly _snerk_ get bred out of the gene-pool anyway. Likewise with anything too big; the process of conception is not meant to feel like the process of childbirth. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/32 "2012-09-24T22:11:36Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Maybe his penis is just embarassed to be seen with him. Ok, I’ll just be stealing this. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/33 "2012-09-24T22:11:54Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Considering some of the porn I’ve run across, that doesn’t appear to be so… I notice you didn’t say, “Considering some of the porn I’ve come across…” ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/34 "2012-09-24T23:31:01Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > . . . Please tell me you’re making that up. That is too low even for Rush. You must have missed it in this thread. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/eOB4Uj6qR9I/maxresdefault.jpg "al-Qaeda Gave Up bin Laden To Help Obama?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4Uj6qR9I) Maybe his head will finally explode when Obama wins reelection. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/35 "2012-09-25T00:12:39Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Maybe his head will finally explode when Obama wins reelection. He’s an entertainer. He has much more material when a democrat is in office. He prays every night for Obama to win. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/36 "2012-09-25T01:59:40Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > …He prays every night … To Whom? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/37 "2012-09-25T11:57:11Z")
The goat. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/38 "2012-09-25T22:41:25Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > If you listen to the clip he was clearly joking. NM ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/39 "2012-09-26T05:24:47Z")
I hope you guys know Limbaugh just screwed you all over. Until this point we women were unaware we had this power. Now that we know all I can say is, just don’t piss us off. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598/40 "2012-09-26T05:40:01Z")
Can we just shrink the dinks of certain guys, or do we have to do all the men at once? Because most men don’t really deserve shrinky dinks, but a few of them would be improved by it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-blames-femanazis-for-smaller-penis-sizes/635598.md?page=3)