# Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140 "2009-12-31T03:34:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/61 "2009-12-31T22:48:20Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> The first part should have been:
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> "He spits out the tranquilizer pill that he concealed under his tongue and places it stealthily on the bedside table. He takes 11 Xanax and 3 Vicodin from his change purse, then takes his orders from Satan in a drug induced trance.
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> He is now a ninja, for righteousness!!"
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> Then he poops himself, and blames that on the liberal media.

Give it up, dude. He’s been off drugs for quite some time.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/62 "2009-12-31T23:06:31Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> Depending on who you ask, there may be [precedent](http://scientologistsfreezone.com/LRH2.jpg) for an amoral, lard-arsed, loud-mouthed cretin with a substance-abuse problem and a herd of mentally-incompetent devotees discorporating, or being assumpted, or whatever the heck you call it.

I was expecting Elvis in the link.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/63 "2009-12-31T23:45:33Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Give it up, dude. He’s been off drugs for quite some time.

Because he said so. Like when he said he would never use drugs and all users should be killed . Once a liar… Well he says he isn’t on Oxy anymore.

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/64 "2010-01-01T00:01:44Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> You guys are pigs. The delight on this board for someone who is ill, just because you disagree with him politically, sickens me.

Well, Rush sickens me so it evens out. I’m not evil, but I’m not a saint either. If he lives I won’t be disappointed. If he dies, believe me, I won’t shed a freakin’ tear. I might even buy a round of drinks.

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**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/65 "2010-01-01T00:13:18Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> You guys are pigs. The delight on this board for someone who is ill, just because you disagree with him politically, sickens me.

It happens. When one such as Rush spends his life spewing hate and lies, one shouldn’t be surprised when people hate him. That’s all.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/66 "2010-01-01T00:23:02Z")

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When I heard this on the news this afternoon, I immediately said to myself (and to some cow-orkers) (listed alphabetically so you can match them as you wish):

About Rush Limbaugh- There’s

1. bad news

and

1. good news

He-

A. has been hospitalized with chest pains.

B. survived.

Take your pick on which is which.

Seriously, though, I think both President and the Speaker should visit him, and bring flowers.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/67 "2010-01-01T05:27:28Z")

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And I know just the kind of flower to bring him : [the titan arum](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arum_titan), AKA the decomp flower.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/68 "2010-01-01T06:03:02Z")

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In the future, I don’t hope that he dies. I just hope his doctors fail.

My Mom and her husband are as republican as they come. He needs Fox News like most people need air, she thinks that Sarah Palin is a far superior choice to lead the world above anyone else.

Yet, I only disagree with them. I can also disagree with their neighbors (not related to me) and feel the same way, opposed but not hostile.

Rush, and his ilk, Coulter, Beck et al. are a different animal though. There is never, ever anything positive that they have to say (except for the failings of liberals). It’s all outrage, disagreement, indignation, and doomsday prophecy. They are the anti-hope, have always been, and always will be. These people make their money not off of the ideals they propose, they make their money because their inflammatory and opposing views towards anyone they consider to be hostile, even republicans aren’t immune to that.

I see all of these people as being “hate mongers” or whatever. Is there an equivalent person in major media that personifies this as far as the left or liberal go?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/69 "2010-01-01T06:09:00Z")

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Right. It’s not that I want him to die – I just don’t want him to live. It’s a fine distinction that’s not worth delving into at this time.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/70 "2010-01-01T14:13:17Z")

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> [@Sinaijon](#):
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> I think the _only_ reason people on this MB would dislike him is because of his public persona from his radio show. IE, his politics. I very much doubt you or anybody else here has any insight into what he’s like outside of that.

Well, we know women don’t want to stay married to him, that he took a solo vacation to a country known for sex tourism with a bottle of Viagra prescribed to somebody else, and that he was addicted to drugs while shamelessly demonizing drug addicts. That gives us some insight.

Did he accuse Michael J. Fox of faking Parkinson’s symptoms because of _politics_?

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/71 "2010-01-01T14:53:13Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Give it up, dude. He’s been off drugs for quite some time.

So have I but I am still an addict and I’ve slipped a few times. I’m willing to bet that fat bastard has slipped more often than I. We have only his word that he is no longer using, but he sure as hell has the symptoms. Of course, you have only my word that I’m no longer using, but I doubt anyone would really care if I did. And I don’t have the symptoms. He is beyond evil; he is evil on the Dick Cheney level and if he told me the sun rose in the east, I would be out of bed early just to check it out.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/72 "2010-01-01T16:42:59Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> He is beyond evil; he is evil on the Dick Cheney level…

Good gawd, you’ve been sucking the Kool-Aide down by the gallon, haven’t you?

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/73 "2010-01-01T16:55:35Z")

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**Clothahump** , you realize that no matter what flavor of Kool-Aide you’re drinking, it’s all Kool-Aide, right? It’s not like you don’t keep a pitcher handy.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/74 "2010-01-01T17:11:09Z")

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> [@stuthehistoryguy](#):
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> Limbaugh doesn’t merely articulate his positions and reasoning. The typical Limbaugh program is a dirty slag heap of innuendo, exaggeration, rumor, and assorted assertions of scatalogical character. It is tough to feel sorry for the guy.

To me it’s mostly the jeering contempt that he has for much of the rest of humanity and their misfortunes. I can’t see that there’s anything wrong with holding the same attitude toward Rush as he holds towards so many others.

I don’t wish him to die, but the world will be a better place after whatever happy circumstance leads to him taking a permanent vacation from broadcasting his stupid and hateful ideas.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/75 "2010-01-01T17:33:57Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Good gawd, you’ve been sucking the Kool-Aide down by the gallon, haven’t you?

So, just to be clear, you believe Rush is a good man, he’s unfairly criticized, he speaks for you, and he’s someone we should all emulate, have I got that right?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/76 "2010-01-01T17:46:34Z")

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Civility is waning here, people. Perhaps you should move it to the Pit.

Thanks.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/77 "2010-01-01T17:53:07Z")

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“You”?

I thought the **lisssener** thread showed that the responsibility for maintaining civility lay with the Dopers posting to a thread. If left-wingers in general cannot behave themselves in a thread about someone with whom they disagree politically, the thread ought to be kept on track with warnings against the violators.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/78 "2010-01-01T17:53:23Z")

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Civility is what now? People can’t say mean things about a jerk celebrity in MPSIMS? This conversation, aside from the warning that has already been issued, is not civil enough for this forum? Should the commentary be restricted to:

“I will say nothing ill of Rush Limbaugh”

or

“Dearest Poster, I do not agree with your stance, but I’m glad we’re friends”

??

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/79 "2010-01-01T17:54:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Shodan]  
If left-wingers in general cannot behave themselves in a thread about someone with whom they disagree politically…  
[/QUOTE]  
I’m glad to see that you still either cannot understand, or choose deliberately to ignore, the fact that there are reasons to loathe Rush other than politics.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-rushed-to-hospital/523140/80 "2010-01-01T18:14:47Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Civility is what now? People can’t say mean things about a jerk celebrity in MPSIMS?

Yes you may. You may not make personal insults against other posters, though. Take those to the Pit.

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