# Rush Limbaugh, you are dead to us **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 17, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143 "2021-02-17T17:41:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/342 "2024-02-25T01:01:19Z")
> [@Mr.E](#): > > I’m hoping Rush and Henry Kissinger can team up to discover a way to become even more dead. - Generalissimo Francisco Franco, Consultant. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/343 "2024-02-25T02:14:21Z")
One thing that is really awesome today is that Rush Limbaugh is dead. Still dead, sure nitpickers, but dead too. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/344 "2024-02-25T02:21:29Z")
I think it’s great if we all take a moment to appreciate that. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/345 "2024-02-25T02:44:06Z")
The good news is there’s a very ling lost of deservingly dead assholes we can celebrate. The bad news is there’s always a fresh crop of not-yet-dead assholes we can’t. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/346 "2024-02-25T17:57:26Z")
Badder news is that I’m old enough a lot of them will outlive them. No celebration for me! ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/347 "2024-02-25T18:40:01Z")
As Spring approaches I must comment: what a time to be alive! When the weather clears and warms, how lovely would it be to bring some blankets, a picnic basket of food, a picnic basket of wines/cups, and a dozen good friends to a nice quiet place to have lunch and to celebrate life! Say, where is Rush Limbaugh buried again…? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/348 "2024-02-25T21:04:52Z")
The question is, do you spring for the pricey stuff, or are a couple of five-liter boxes of Franzia going to be good enough? If you’re inviting a dozen friends, getting enough Veuve-Cliquot to get the bladders primed is gonna be spendy. Of course, they could always pre-game. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/349 "2024-02-25T21:09:40Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The good news is there’s a very _ling_ lost of deservingly dead assholes we can celebrate. A long line of lingams? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/350 "2024-02-25T21:31:11Z")
Well, here’s the thing: are people going to b-tch about boxed wine? Only asked because I’ve heard enough b-tching after reading the name Limbaugh for 10 lifetimes. Would a dozen bottles of “2-buck-chuck” from Trader Joes be a good compromise? Obviously we’d all help clean up after and recycle the bottles… but having a dozen people jam corks into the dirt while singing, “Put A Cork In It Rush!” at the end of the meal just seems like such a fun group activity… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/351 "2024-02-26T02:21:17Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > A long line of lingams? Gaah!!! I hate posting on my phone; shit happens.😉 As to the party at Limbaugh's place, if you're gonna piss on his grave, best to do so with piss based on the absolute worst rotgut you can stomach. Night Train is probably about right. Or Budweiser. Or Franzia from a box. Accompanied by a homeless man's shit. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/352 "2024-02-26T11:58:24Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Or Budweiser Bud Light, because it will also piss off current right-wingers. ---
**Author:** ![BayLeaves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@BayLeaves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BayLeaves)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/353 "2024-03-01T02:37:49Z")
One of the lies he old his ditto heads is that tobacco is not addictive. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/354 "2024-03-01T02:52:45Z")
> [@BayLeaves](#): > > One of the lies he old his ditto heads is that tobacco is not addictive. - He stopped smoking, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/355 "2024-03-01T11:35:49Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He stopped smoking, didn’t he? I’m sure he’s burning by now. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/356 "2024-03-03T03:42:31Z")
Only after he barfed up a lung. ---
**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/357 "2024-03-03T15:51:41Z")
Holy shit, after weeks of seeing this pop up as “new” thread. I thought it was like that fat fuck resurrected or some shit. Good. Sigh of relief. Now that he’s still dead, can I take two shits into that fat fucking dumbass’s “mouth” instead of the customary one? Yeah, I thought so. And I’m glad he died of lung cancer. That is especiallly painful, exhausting, and inconvenient, and he deserved that pain. A bloated, pus-filled scumbag to the end. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/358 "2026-02-18T03:04:43Z")
🫡 for hitting 5 years of sobriety. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/359 "2026-02-18T03:05:33Z")
Huzzah! ---
**Author:** ![illoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a3d4f5/32.png) [@illoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/illoe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/360 "2026-02-18T04:23:47Z")
Every day that guy is still dead is a good day in at least one way. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2026, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143/361 "2026-02-18T05:49:34Z")
I remembered when he came out with his necktie collection, but I never actually saw one until recently. And boy, howdy, [they were something that could make your eyes bleed.](https://www.google.com/search?q=rush+limbaugh+neckties&sca_esv=fd1b7ca8ddeb381e&hl=en&sxsrf=ANbL-n4xfXjSM_wFcix92W0vlSkoo3sTuw:1771393079232&source=hp&biw=1912&bih=994&ei=N1CVadqyDIPf5NoPhZmb2AE&iflsig=AFdpzrgAAAAAaZVeR4JrkvtLpobshQf-42ewLo3jxo1b&oq=rush+limb&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCXJ1c2ggbGltYioCCAAyBxAjGCcYyQIyCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBMgsQABiABBixAxiDATILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwEyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIOEAAYgAQYsQMYgwEYigUyBRAAGIAEMg4QABiABBixAxiDARiKBTIFEAAYgARIjx1Q_QdY1RFwAXgAkAEAmAGOAaABigmqAQMwLjm4AQHIAQD4AQGKAgtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ5gCCqACswmoAgrCAgoQIxgnGMkCGOoCwgIIEAAYgAQYsQOYAwWSBwMxLjmgB-A7sgcDMC45uAeuCcIHBTAuNS41yAcdgAgA&sclient=img&udm=2&safe=active&ssui=on) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rush-limbaugh-you-are-dead-to-us/933143.md?page=19)