# Rush's unfortunate boner... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361 "2006-06-27T17:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/61 "2006-06-28T17:14:35Z")
D’oh, not parole, probation. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/62 "2006-06-28T18:03:23Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Rush Limpbaugh Or rather, _Rush Limpbough_. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/63 "2006-06-28T20:32:51Z")
Kind of hard (heh) to have the Falwells and Robertsons in your corner at this point. - 3 divorces - apparently shagging out of wedlock. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/64 "2006-06-28T21:35:47Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > I really want to make some bad puns at Rush’s expense, but don’t want to be too hard on him. Because, you know, knock on wood, that could be me in 25 years. And whether I agree with the man’s politics or argumentative style, I have to respect him for, you know, standing firm for what he believes in. And hey, he isn’t your usual turgid conservative; he’s always had a sense of humor that makes him more listenable than, say, Hannity. I’m not saying the flags should be at half mast if the guy goes to jail for this but, you kow, give him a break. I was having a perfectly good day, and then I came across this post… ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/65 "2006-06-28T21:56:10Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > I was having a perfectly good day, and then I came across this post… And you know, I was specifically seeking you out yesterday to congratulate you on your old pitting of the telemarketer girl a few years back. It was brought to my attention in another thread, and I was duly awed. In fact, I said if I ever met you in person, I would buy you a…cervaise. Now that you’ve seen the seamy underside of my puns, of course, the respect will simply have to be a one-way street. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/66 "2006-06-28T22:04:31Z")
You can still buy me a beer, but it has to have a big, swollen head. I likes me some puns. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/67 "2006-06-28T22:21:01Z")
Should it go down easy, or bite a little? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/68 "2006-06-28T22:42:53Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Should it go down easy, or bite a little? OK, eww. You win. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/69 "2006-06-28T22:43:46Z")
So do this make him a hardened criminal? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/70 "2006-06-28T22:54:07Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So do this make him a hardened criminal? …or just less of a prick than we thought he was? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/71 "2006-06-28T23:00:21Z")
Rush has a dick? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/72 "2006-06-28T23:10:20Z")
> [@beagledave](#): > > - apparently shagging out of wedlock. Or not. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/73 "2006-06-28T23:12:02Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Rush has a dick? Well, he himself couldn’t swear to that as an eyewitness . . . ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/74 "2006-06-28T23:53:18Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > Rush has a dick? Apparently he discovered this recently after losing a considerable amount of weight. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/75 "2006-06-29T03:26:11Z")
John Stewart has done three shows this week so far without even **mentioning** Rush’s Viagra problem! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/76 "2006-06-29T03:53:23Z")
Wow. I mean, just, wow. Why the Hell not? ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361/77 "2006-06-29T05:32:23Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > I really want to make some bad puns at Rush’s expense, but don’t want to be too hard on him. Because, you know, knock on wood heh heh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rushs-unfortunate-boner/362361.md?page=3)