# Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 1)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** ukraine-invasion, breaking-news\
**Created:** [February 24, 2022, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037 "2022-02-24T08:30:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6025 "2022-06-01T20:40:02Z")

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Ukraine are a step closer to reaching the 2022 soccer football World Cup after beating Scotland 3-1 in a play-off match. They will now need to defeat Wales in a play-off final on Sunday to progress to the main tournament, which is due to be held in Qatar at the end of the year.

I hope they make it.

Russia were kicked out of the competition qualifiers in February for their evil deeds in Ukraine. As in most countries, soccer football is the most popular sport in Russia. I’ve been interested to know how the suspension of the Russian national team and Russian club teams from international and club soccer football respectively has been reported in the country, such as whether they are claiming that governing body FIFA are a NATO tool, but haven’t found anything.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6026 "2022-06-01T21:04:14Z")

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> The Biden administration plans to sell Ukraine four MQ-1C Gray Eagle drones that can be armed with Hellfire missiles for battlefield use against Russia, three people familiar with the situation said.

[https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/exclusive-us-plans-sell-armed-drones-ukraine-coming-days-sources-2022-06-01/?s=09](https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/exclusive-us-plans-sell-armed-drones-ukraine-coming-days-sources-2022-06-01/?s=09)

[![](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/soldier-controls-mq-1c-gray-eagle-drone-via-tablet-in-latest-ga-asi-demo-161312_1.jpg) ](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/soldier-controls-mq-1c-gray-eagle-drone-via-tablet-in-latest-ga-asi-demo-161312_1.jpg)

[![](https://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/-/media/sites/magazine/2020/03/grayeagle_web.ashx?h=500&w=878&la=en&hash=1BA916CB87A487B29A444CC374354443) ](https://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/-/media/sites/magazine/2020/03/grayeagle_web.ashx?h=500&w=878&la=en&hash=1BA916CB87A487B29A444CC374354443)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6027 "2022-06-02T02:26:25Z")

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O Putin, What doth it mean to win the War if in doing so you lose the World… Cup?

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6028 "2022-06-02T03:27:18Z")

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In alternate universe, Putin could have been attending the Champions League final between Liverpool and Real Madrid this week. It had been scheduled to be played in Saint Peterburg, but was moved to Paris following the invasion.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6029 "2022-06-02T03:38:10Z")

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[Russia threatens to wipe out the entire US with just four Satan II missiles in chilling warning over Ukraine](https://www.the-sun.com/news/5460070/russia-threatens-to-hit-us-with-satan-missiles-ukraine/)

- The politician, Alexie Zhuravlev, was joined on the talk show by fellow MP and Russian-state mouthpiece Yevgeny Popov, the host of the Rossiya 1 channel show.

- The lawmaker claimed that two of Russia’s [Sarmat ‘Satan 2’ missiles](https://www.the-sun.com/news/5399754/russia-deploy-satan-nukes-test-launch-pics/) would destroy the entirety of America’s east coast - before adding it would take just “two missiles for the west coast” as well.

So what do the Russians think we would do with 6000 nukes if the US was attacked with nukes? What a toothless threat to make.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6030 "2022-06-02T03:56:13Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> So what do the Russians think we would do with 6000 nukes if the US was attacked with nukes? What a toothless threat to make.

Yeah, our silos aren’t on the east and west coast. Not really a neutralizing first strike. So far, I haven’t seen any reason to take their nuclear threats seriously. But then again, I thought and still think Putin would be a moron to invade Ukraine, and here we are.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6031 "2022-06-02T05:05:03Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> So far, I haven’t seen any reason to take their nuclear threats seriously.

The worst threat they could make would be NEMP. It has been put forth that one warhead a hundred miles up over the right spot would fry basically all the electronics in the 48, with no major fatalities. If correct, that would be quite the hole for the US to climb out of. By the time we did, the rest of the world would have a huge lead in Minecraft or whatever.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6032 "2022-06-02T11:12:19Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> I’m sick and tired of this Western double standard. Russia can bomb Ukraine since Day 1, but Ukraine mustn’t dare hit a single inch of Russian territory.

Pretty much the entire world is in agreement that Russia should not be bombing Ukraine.

AFAIK, the US hasn’t forbid Ukraine from attacking Russian territory; **[we just asked them to promise they wouldn’t use US-supplied rockets to do so](https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-kyiv-technology-4f8e7d017b5fd67d80fb42d23b27b3c1)**.

> The U.S. is trying to help Ukraine fend off the Russians without triggering a wider war in Europe. The Pentagon said it received assurances that Ukraine will not fire the new rockets into Russian territory.

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6033 "2022-06-02T11:27:08Z")

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Latest claimed figures from Ukraine’s ministry of defence:

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUO_iNXWUAAYf-3?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FUO_iNXWUAAYf-3?format=jpg&name=large)

On the subject of Russian media, they seem to be ridiculously hawkish. I think that’s just designed to make Putin look reasonable and in control.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6034 "2022-06-02T12:26:42Z")

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I hope its true that the equipment is pre-positioned for delivery. It’s a bit disappointing that only 4 Himars are initially being sent.

The training time is always going to be a factor. There’s no way around it.

I wonder if this newer equipment has a kill switch built in? Similiar to the John Deere tractors that were bricked after being stolen?

Site: [Biden’s pledge to send rocket systems to Ukraine is no silver bullet | US foreign policy | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/02/bidens-pledge-to-send-rocket-systems-to-ukraine-is-no-silver-bullet)

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> The [Himars](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/01/himars-what-are-the-advanced-rockets-us-is-sending-ukraine) (High mobility artillery rocket system) and the ammunition that Washington is sending with them, will allow Ukrainian forces to hit targets nearly 80km away with high accuracy. That’s twice the range of the US howitzers they have now, and about the same as the most powerful Russian rocket systems. US officials suggested they would help turn the withering artillery duel underway in the Donbas into a fairer fight.
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> However, the small print of the deal was underwhelming. This first Himars delivery comprises just four systems, and although they have been pre-positioned in the region for fast delivery, it will take three weeks to train Ukrainian gunners to use them, and another two weeks to train maintenance crews.
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> In the meantime, Russian artillery is blanketing Ukrainian positions in the east. President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said in an interview on Wednesday that up to 100 Ukrainian soldiers are being killed a day and another 500 are wounded. Without stand-off weapons that can target the Russian guns from afar, Ukrainian lines are being pummelled and national morale, one of the decisive factors in the successful defence of Kyiv, is also taking a beating.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6035 "2022-06-02T14:52:15Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> The politician, Alexie Zhuravlev, was joined on the talk show by fellow MP and Russian-state mouthpiece Yevgeny Popov, the host of the Rossiya 1 channel show.

Is this basically just the Russian equivalent of MTG saying something incredibly stupid on a Fox news show? Is this politician really just a moron with a mouth?

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6036 "2022-06-02T20:49:29Z")

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Zelenskyy adviser Arestovych says that Ukrainian forces set a trap for the enemy in Severodonetsk by placing washing machines in the town square pretending to withdraw from the city, thus luring the fascist invaders into an ambush which inflicted many casualties.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6037 "2022-06-02T21:02:48Z")

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This war has made me really want to hug my Whirlpool, such a fine washer…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6038 "2022-06-02T21:04:58Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Zelenskyy adviser Arestovych says that Ukrainian forces set a trap for the enemy in Severodonetsk by placing washing machines in the town square pretending to withdraw from the city, thus luring the fascist invaders into an ambush which inflicted many casualties.

> [@Velocity](#):
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> This war has made me really want to hug my Whirlpool, such a fine washer…

I feel like I missed something here ???

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6039 "2022-06-02T21:36:38Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I feel like I missed something here ???

Russian troops have made a name for themselves as looters and thieves (among other things). They’ve stolen a number of consumer goods, including washing machines, and sent them back to their families in Russia. It’s become a source of black humor in some circles; if I remember correctly, the Russian embassy in London (?) was blocked last week by a mound of cast-off appliances and such. Signs taped to them said stuff like “If you need a washing machine, take this one and get out of Ukraine.”

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6040 "2022-06-02T21:39:01Z")

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Thank you, I love the sign example.

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**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6041 "2022-06-02T21:40:47Z")

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This is in Finland, not London, but it’s a good example:

> <https://twitter.com/jannestrang/status/1513996405890813954>

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6042 "2022-06-02T21:45:28Z")

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The Russian invaders are notorious for their looting in Ukraine.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FT6E63jXwAIJPgW?format=jpg&name=medium) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FT6E63jXwAIJPgW?format=jpg&name=medium)

President Zelenskyy:

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> Almost immediately, Russian troops started looting in the territory of Ukraine - in those areas that they managed to invade. They tried to take home to Russia everything of any value. From washing machines to computers. From auto parts to clothes. They just stuffed armored personnel carriers, trucks, stole cars and tried to take out the loot.

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPdfkaVX0AsIzWP?format=jpg&name=large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPdfkaVX0AsIzWP?format=jpg&name=large)

[![](https://cdn.ricochet.com/app/uploads/2022/04/Screen-Shot-2022-04-17-at-1.39.55-PM-copy-600x400.jpg) ](https://cdn.ricochet.com/app/uploads/2022/04/Screen-Shot-2022-04-17-at-1.39.55-PM-copy-600x400.jpg)

_An illustrated placard [held by Polish anti-war activists] with the words “Come back with a washing machine,” humorously alluding to alleged looting by Russian troops in Ukraine_ [[Link](https://ricochet.com/1220219/come-back-with-a-washing-machine/)]

Russian soldiers stealing washing machines is a meme, like glorious Ukrainian tractor farmers capturing Russian tanks.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6043 "2022-06-03T03:48:16Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> The Russian invaders are notorious for their looting in Ukraine.

Watching Mysteries Of The Abandoned, I get the impression that the Russians/Soviets have always been notorious for their looting. At least the Nazis kept records.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/6044 "2022-06-03T12:55:18Z")

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> [@Sauron](#):
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> Russian troops have made a name for themselves as looters and thieves (among other things). They’ve stolen a number of consumer goods, including washing machines, and sent them back to their families in Russia.

It’s a standard propaganda practice to portray enemy armies as monsters that were formed by emptying prisons and mental institutions. I’d normally dismiss such claims out of hand, however, based on the volume of looting being documented in this conflict, the charge seems to have at least a kernel of truth to it.

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