# Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 1)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** ukraine-invasion, breaking-news
**Created:** [February 24, 2022, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037 "2022-02-24T08:30:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1781 "2022-03-09T16:44:15Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> He’d be foolish to escalate.

He’d also be foolish to invade Ukraine, bomb hospitals and any number of other things.

About the only person who doesn’t think of him as a fool anymore is Trump, and possibly some true believers in his inner circle.

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### Author: ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1782 "2022-03-09T16:51:25Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> He’d be foolish to escalate.

Every single thing he’s done so far has been foolish, how many more foolish things can we expect him to do?

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### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1783 "2022-03-09T16:53:46Z")

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When the Pentagon says “untenable”, do they mean “politically untenable”? Isn’t that above their pay grade? Perhaps they just don’t want to come out and say that their analysts have determined that such a transfer would have little or no efficacy in the war. Perhaps even a negative effect on NATO plans the public and the Ukrainians don’t even know about.

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### Author: ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1784 "2022-03-09T16:54:14Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> About the only person who doesn’t think of him as a fool anymore is Trump, and possibly some true believers in his inner circle.

There is a disappointing number of Russians festooning themselves with Zs in the news.

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### Author: ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1785 "2022-03-09T17:03:02Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> There is a disappointing number of Russians festooning themselves with Zs in the news.

isnt that a bit like spreading photos of you in a Totenkopf-SS-Uniform, in early spring of 1945?

(I see a lot of backpedalling and 'xplaining in the future, and am amazed how little we do learn (on a more aggregate level))

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1786 "2022-03-09T17:06:01Z")

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> [@Al128](#):
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> (I see a lot of backpedalling and 'xplaining in the future, and am amazed how little we do learn (on a more aggregate level))

Z-splaining, surely?

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1787 "2022-03-09T17:16:26Z")

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> [@Al128](#):
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> isnt that a bit like spreading photos of you in a Totenkopf-SS-Uniform, in early spring of 1945?
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> (I see a lot of backpedalling and 'xplaining in the future, and am amazed how little we do learn (on a more aggregate level))

What makes you think that the average Russian will ever change their mind on this issue? In addition to the propaganda effect of state controlled radio and tv and cutting off access to twitter, facebook etc., there is the intrinsic support that a citizen always feels to some extent for their own country. I think that the narractive that it’s the Ukrainians who are bombing, and the West applying sanctions to destroy Russia, will likely have major popular support in Russia. “If our economy collapses, it’s not Putin’s fault, it’s the West’s fault!” “If the Ukrainians defeat our troops, it’s because NATO is helping!” etc.

Putin has always pulled in massive vote support. Those elections are likely rigged, and opposition candidates need state approval, but even taking those factors into account, Putin has been popular in Russia.

> **[Electoral history of Vladimir Putin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_history_of_Vladimir_Putin)**
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> Electoral history of Vladimir Putin, second and fourth President of Russia and 33rd Prime Minister of Russia.

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### Author: ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1788 "2022-03-09T17:17:01Z")

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Latest news is reporting that there is a cold front moving across parts of Ukraine that will plummet temperatures to -20 Celsius. The Russians in the Kyiv convoy are going to be really cold considering that if they run their tanks or vehicles on idle, they’d still be consuming lots of fuel just by running the engine.

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### Author: ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1789 "2022-03-09T17:21:21Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> Latest news is reporting that there is a cold front moving across parts of Ukraine that will plummet temperatures to -20 Celsius.

Ah yes, Colonel Spring, one of [General Winter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Winter)’s somewhat erratic subordinates coming to assistance. ❄ ❄ ❄

(Says Piper, who lives in similar terrain to Ukraine and is looking at -19C and more snow shovelling today…)

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### Author: ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1790 "2022-03-09T17:22:36Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> At a certain point, it becomes a “Yeah, well what are you going to do about it?” situation. Putin will know that Polish MiGs are in Ukraine. It just becomes a matter of what he’ll do. He’d be foolish to escalate.

I feel the same way. Kennedy was the one guy that called out the Soviet Union’s bluff. Blockade Cuba and got the missiles removed.

Putin and his generals want to live as much as we do. No one is suggesting that we directly engage them. We do need to help Ukraine. Russia would benefit tremendously from Ukraine’s ports and resources. A stronger Russia is not in anyones best interest.

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### Author: ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1791 "2022-03-09T17:24:23Z")

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i am not so much thinking about your avg. Ivan Doe, but personas, like athletes, musicians, actors … those kind of people …

may it haunt them like a blackface in an elementary-school play ;o)

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### Author: ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1792 "2022-03-09T17:31:12Z")

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i’d like to know how many of those wont even start up at -20°c … you know with the last oil change (not the one on the books, the one really done) …being 10 or more years ago 😉

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### Author: ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)
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> [@bordelond](#):
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> Any chance whatsoever that all this “ _We’re sending planes! No we’re not! Untenable!_ ” is really a smokescreen? That the planes have already gotten into Ukraine somehow? Or is it a tacit impossibility in the age of satellites that military objects that large can be moved without attracting attention?

Would a MiG fit inside a large transport aircraft? Nah… no way. Unless… are the wings easily removable?

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### Author: ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1794 "2022-03-09T17:36:53Z")

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I would think the Russians at least have that part figured out.

But I hope you’re right.

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### Author: ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1795 "2022-03-09T17:41:30Z")

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Putting the MiGs in a large transport aircraft would be even worse. Where is that big transport going to land - Kyiv airport? And it’s even more noticeable than the MiGs themselves.

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### Author: ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1796 "2022-03-09T17:42:38Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Would a MiG fit inside a large transport aircraft? Nah… no way. Unless… are the wings easily removable?

Order Spare parts from Russia. Oh wait, that won’t work.

Where can a guy order a carb kit for a MiG? 😉

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1797 "2022-03-09T17:46:29Z")

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What if we baked it into a really big cake?

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### Author: ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1798 "2022-03-09T17:50:24Z")

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Drive them across the border under a really big tarp.

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### Author: ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1799 "2022-03-09T17:52:49Z")

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Instead of “cope cage,” someone has suggested “blyat slats” for the cage armor Russian tanks are wearing on their heads.

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### Author: ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)
#### Post date: [March 9, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-1/960037/1800 "2022-03-09T18:02:52Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Drive them across the border under a really big tarp.

Then we can [paint “TANK” on the tarp to disguise them as water tanks](https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/why-are-tanks-called-tanks-just-ask-british-141687). That’ll fool everyone!

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