# Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24} (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** ukraine-invasion, breaking-news\
**Created:** [October 29, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972 "2022-10-29T17:49:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7233 "2024-06-11T14:06:27Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> They’ve lost a couple of those on the ground, others were non-functional due to maintenance and the most recent downing over the Sea of Azov was confirmed to be a PATRIOT missile, not an older SA-2.

It was an older S-200 system, not SA-2. Correcting myself.

An excellent article regarding Ukranian exploits against Russian aircraft using the more mobile German contributed PATRIOT systems.

> **[U.S. Army Officer Confirms Russian A-50 Radar Jet Was Shot Down With Patriot...](https://www.twz.com/land/u-s-army-officer-confirms-russian-a-50-radar-jet-was-shot-down-with-patriot-missile)**
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> The U.S. Army colonel described how Ukrainian Patriot operators staged a “SAMbush” to bring down the A-50 in January of this year.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7234 "2024-06-12T19:08:51Z")

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Yesterday the Russians lost another Su-34, this time because…(checks notes)…it hit a rock.

Yeah, you read that correctly. It hit a rock. The Ukrainians don’t need Patriot missiles. They need Ohtani out there hitting rocks at the orcs!

> <https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1800413108034249111?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1800413108034249111%7Ctwgr%5E4c6878f63400425ebd2341debbf227dad478213f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F6%2F11%2F2246065%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Russian-plane-supposedly-crashed-after-hitting-a-rock>

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7235 "2024-06-12T19:14:51Z")

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How does one hit a rock during a training flight?🤔

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7236 "2024-06-12T19:26:50Z")

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Think Iranian helicopter going 550 mph on a training run through the mountains.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7237 "2024-06-12T20:12:17Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> How does one hit a rock during a training flight?🤔

Clouds. They ran into a cumulogranite.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7238 "2024-06-12T20:38:55Z")

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Now I’ve got an unformed, nebulous comedy routine going on in my head of a conversation between the pilot and his commander in Heaven.

“You hit a rock.”

“Big fucking rock.”

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7239 "2024-06-12T20:53:24Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> How does one hit a rock during a training flight

I’ve heard of nap-of-the-earth flying but that is taking it a wee bit extreme.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7240 "2024-06-12T20:58:43Z")

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Might it have been right at takeoff or landing? I’ve heard that, on unsuitable runways, fighter jets can suck up bits of pavement. A loose rock that’s too close to the plane could certainly get sucked up.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7241 "2024-06-12T21:31:09Z")

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The Fullback has intakes on the bottom of the fuselage, so that is definitely a possibility.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7242 "2024-06-12T21:31:20Z")

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That would make sense. As I recall, the Russian AF doesn’t patrol their runways.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7243 "2024-06-12T22:00:35Z")

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3rd rock from the sun.

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7244 "2024-06-12T22:16:33Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Heaven.
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> “You hit a rock.”

Was the pilot Charlie Brown?

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7245 "2024-06-12T23:19:45Z")

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But, seriously,

> [@Magiver](#):
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> going 550 mph on a training run through the mountains.

Further reading of different sources do more frequently say it hit a mountain (does Russian use a terminology similar to English’s “Rock of Gibraltar” to refer to large pieces of stony topography, that could lead to a mistranslation?) and it involved a malfunction in a training flight. So yeah, navigational or terrain-avoidance system malfunction, and next thing you know, “Dmitri, what’s that mountain goat doing in the middle of a cloud?”

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7246 "2024-06-12T23:24:57Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> “Dmitri, what’s that mountain goat doing in the middle of a cloud?”

Ya beat me to it.

Not sure about that particular plane but some russian fighter planes can at least partially close intakes to avoid FOD for take off.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7247 "2024-06-12T23:29:53Z")

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One of my favorite Far Side comics.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7248 "2024-06-13T00:07:32Z")

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Remember all, breaking news thread. Don’t keep incrementing off topic.

Link to comic broken above.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7249 "2024-06-13T01:33:37Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Not sure about that particular plane but some russian fighter planes can at least partially close intakes to avoid FOD for take off.

The Mig 29 does that. I looked at a video of this plane and it doesn’t appear to have FOD doors in the intake.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7250 "2024-06-13T03:50:42Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> FOD

Query, please: FOD?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7251 "2024-06-13T03:52:40Z")

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Foreign Object Damage. Some airplanes have doors on the air intakes to reduce the chance of sucking in a rock (or a person) while on the ground.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-invades-ukraine-2022-02-24-part-2/973972/7252 "2024-06-13T03:53:59Z")

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Thank you.

Is that what killed the Concorde?

(Last question on this, WhatExit?, then I’ll stop.)

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