# Russia workshops destoying American aircraft with dildos **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2024, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685 "2024-11-04T21:16:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/25 "2024-11-05T02:59:53Z")
They may need to train a specialist class of dildogs. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/26 "2024-11-05T03:09:37Z")
So is my electric toothbrush safe? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/27 "2024-11-05T03:15:11Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > My bottom line professionally speaking: vibes in luggage are funny. There was an old [1972 episode of Adam-12](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0505401/) where Rose Marie played a character riding a bus that thought she had a rattlesnake in her luggage. Turned out to be her electric toothbrush vibrating. I am sure now that the “story you have just seen is true” real event wasn’t a toothbrush! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/28 "2024-11-05T03:20:53Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Trained dogs seem able to sniff out contraband despite heroic efforts on the part of smugglers to seal and sanitize containers. Unless the sniffing dogs are otherwise occupied … 😉 [![](https://i.imgur.com/fHiSh9m.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/fHiSh9m.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/29 "2024-11-05T05:25:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Look if you’re gonna go vacay with SO and toys are needed, I’d say leave the fancy/$$ one home. Go to CVS or Walmart buy a cheapy. Beck, Hon, you can’t just find a heated, vibrating armadillo replica just anywhere. And how would you even ask for it in German? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/30 "2024-11-05T05:30:02Z")
I honestly have no idea myself, but Google translate says: > [@Google Translate](#): > > Wo kann ich eine beheizte, vibrierende Gürteltier-Nachbildung bekommen? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/31 "2024-11-05T05:34:59Z")
I’m not sure you _should_ ask for that, anywhere in any language. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/32 "2024-11-05T05:45:46Z")
> [@Google Translate](#): > > Wo kann ich eine beheizte, vibrierende Gürteltier-Nachbildung bekommen? I plugged that in as an AI prompt and this is a result, so everything seems to check out. [![](https://i.imgur.com/jkMeKMh.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/jkMeKMh.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/33 "2024-11-05T05:47:33Z")
Which is worse-making explosive dildos, or electing them? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/34 "2024-11-05T05:51:18Z")
Wow. What’s the rider?A nekkid armadillo. Oh oh, Armadildo ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/35 "2024-11-05T06:00:43Z")
Is that a Senseheiser microphone? ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/36 "2024-11-05T07:44:40Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Why do people carry these devices in luggage? They didn’t. Someone used regular parcel delivery systems to send the packages to seemingly random addresses, presumably to see whether the danger was spotted and what effect they might have, with a view to future operations. The dildos are an irrelevant distraction. The Poles have arrested a number of people, so their intelligence must be reasonably substantial > **[Incendiary device plot targeting UK may have been dry run for US and Canada](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/04/incendiary-device-plot-targeting-uk-may-have-been-dry-run-for-us-canada-russia-dhl)** > > Suspect DHL package bound for Britain that started fire in Leipzig possibly part of Russian plan to cause ‘mayhem’ ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/37 "2024-11-05T08:12:43Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > They may need to train a specialist class of dildogs. Dildogs ate my baby! ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/38 "2024-11-05T11:04:22Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Why do people carry these devices in luggage? Why not? > [@LSLGuy](#): > > We can’t let the bag on until it quits buzzing. And if it turns out the gizmo is powered by a lithium battery (which all the modern ones with internal batteries are), then once we know about it, we can’t let it into the cargo hold. _Anything_ with a built-in lithium battery has to go in carry-on baggage, purse, laptop bag, etc., or the trash. (Yes, we know people sneak stuff on all the time without telling the airline as they should. But once we know it’s in there, it’s too late for that.) Don’t know what airline you work for, but Delta allows devices with lithium batteries in them to be carried in checked bags. > **[Battery or Fuel-Powered Items | Delta Air Lines](https://www.delta.com/us/en/baggage/prohibited-or-restricted-items/battery-or-fuel-powered)** > > For the safety of all passengers, we have strict guidelines about battery and fuel-powered items that are permitted aboard Delta aircraft. Learn more here. United does too: [https://www.united.com/en/us/fly/baggage/electronic-devices.html](https://www.united.com/en/us/fly/baggage/electronic-devices.html) ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/39 "2024-11-05T11:18:52Z")
I did not have weaponized dildonics on my 2024 bingo card, but it’s hard to be surprised by anything anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/40 "2024-11-05T12:05:09Z")
No, you should never use it as a dildo. The resemblance is only apparent. > [@mixdenny](#): > > Beck, Hon, you can’t just find a heated, vibrating armadillo replica just anywhere. And how would you even ask for it in German? ~~My nipples are exploding with delight!~~ Ich hätte gerne eine beheizbare Gürteltierreplik. Mit Noppen, bitte! Wie die Black Mamba damals! > [@Alessan](#): > > Dildogs ate my baby! The ill eagles are eating the dildogs! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/41 "2024-11-05T13:12:34Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Is that a Senseheiser microphone? It should have been a Telefunken U47. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/42 "2024-11-05T13:18:11Z")
At the risk of being pedantic, I’m pretty sure those are armadildos you’re talking about [ninja’d on that one. Damn]. [It’s also the correct term for a personal massager that’s also a firearm – not recommended] ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/43 "2024-11-05T16:30:29Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So is my electric toothbrush safe? Depends on how you use it… ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/44 "2024-11-05T17:12:57Z")
I’m trying to figure out how to work DHL d’oh into the thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685.md?page=3)