# Russia workshops destoying American aircraft with dildos **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2024, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685 "2024-11-04T21:16:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/45 "2024-11-05T17:28:27Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > Someone used regular parcel delivery systems to send the packages to seemingly random addresses… So _that’s_ where these things are coming from! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/46 "2024-11-05T17:52:07Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > Beck, Hon, you can’t just find a heated, vibrating armadillo replica just anywhere. I’m reasonably sure you can order those from Bad Dragon™ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/47 "2024-11-05T18:19:55Z")
Last time I carried such things in my luggage was a trip to get together with my girlfriend (later wife.) In Salt Lake City. So no, there _wasn’t_ a store everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/48 "2024-11-05T18:27:30Z")
No Walmart in Salt lake city? Yes, I was surprised to see they had them there, too. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/49 "2024-11-05T19:22:55Z")
In 2024, sure. I wonder when @silenus got married? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/50 "2024-11-05T19:40:20Z")
Twenty years earlier. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/51 "2024-11-05T21:00:46Z")
I’d like to thank LSL Guy for his in-depth explanation of the vibrating luggage phenomenon. Is that covered in the company training manual, part of simulator hours, or picked up on the job? ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/52 "2024-11-05T21:49:09Z")
Stimulator hours? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/53 "2024-11-05T23:33:22Z")
Really, it’s just the vibe of the thing. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/54 "2024-11-06T00:09:00Z")
The title of this thread is making me picture Russians launching dildo shaped missiles at aircraft. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/55 "2024-11-06T03:05:56Z")
Pretty much all missiles have a phallic characteristic. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/56 "2024-11-06T05:53:03Z")
Some more than others. [![](https://news.satnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/Screen-Shot-2024-10-06-at-6.23.36-PM.png) ](https://news.satnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/Screen-Shot-2024-10-06-at-6.23.36-PM.png) ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/57 "2024-11-06T12:52:48Z")
Yeah, I remember the day a few years ago I was waiting in line at CVS, turned to the right, and did not expect to see a variety of vibrators just sitting there. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/58 "2024-11-06T16:50:37Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Some more than others. I was picturing something more like this: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ju1UwmgkKgI/hqdefault.jpg "Austin Powers - Rocket Scene") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju1UwmgkKgI) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/59 "2024-11-06T20:38:14Z")
or even [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4JO5aod71yYRnTDM6Le6Gb0OKDNEqrz024UdsMQZlptKYOvHfX-AxV_2Nrd0snGMX1u0MR-EVx6H3fWtEioRS3omIX8NtZOpmlecvdn-VOfu-2b6FGO_VXkhvXPhYGGWPpNgaTK35P_U_/s640/flesh+gordon+02.jpg) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4JO5aod71yYRnTDM6Le6Gb0OKDNEqrz024UdsMQZlptKYOvHfX-AxV_2Nrd0snGMX1u0MR-EVx6H3fWtEioRS3omIX8NtZOpmlecvdn-VOfu-2b6FGO_VXkhvXPhYGGWPpNgaTK35P_U_/s640/flesh+gordon+02.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/60 "2024-11-07T00:15:31Z")
Ah, Flesh Gordon. I wanted to post that picture, but didn’t want to look it up on my work computer. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685/61 "2024-11-10T16:57:42Z")
@mixdenny The sex shops, live action performances, and peddlers of flesh are near the _Bahnhoff_ in Germany. No need to ask anyone, except if want to specify an armadillo, um, “toy.” ~VOW [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russia-workshops-destoying-american-aircraft-with-dildos/1009685.md?page=2)