# Russians To Resume Drilling in Lake Vostok

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 25, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516 "2005-05-25T22:58:12Z")
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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/1 "2005-05-25T22:58:12Z")

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[Uh, guys if you find an Incan looking pyramid, you might want to fill in the hole you drilled.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4577627.stm)

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> Russian scientists have said they will resume drilling into Lake Vostok in the Antarctic, to within 100m of the waters that sit below its ice-cap.
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> Lake Vostok’s waters may hold many new species as it is an ecosystem that has been sealed-off from the outside world for millions of years.
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> Scientists had previously drilled into the ice above the lake but had stopped well short of the water-ice interface.
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> Some have expressed concern that the new drilling may contaminate the lake.
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> According to Valeri Lukin, chief of the forthcoming Russian Antarctic Expedition, Russia is going to continue deep drilling to sub-glacial Lake Vostok.

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### Author: ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/2 "2005-05-26T01:21:38Z")

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Shitshitshit. We are sooo fucked now.

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### Author: ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/3 "2005-05-26T01:57:21Z")

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Maybe we could send some nukes down there. You know, just in case some horrible prehistoric monstrosity climbs out of the hole, eats all the scientists, and threatens to overrun the world. 'Cause that would kinda suck.

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/4 "2005-05-26T02:05:49Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Maybe we could send some nukes down there. You know, just in case some horrible prehistoric monstrosity climbs out of the hole, eats all the scientists, and threatens to overrun the world. 'Cause that would kinda suck.

Yeah, but what happens if the nukes cause the monster to mutate into something even more horrible to destroy us all!?! :eek:

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### Author: ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/5 "2005-05-26T02:41:23Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Maybe we could send some nukes down there. You know, just in case some horrible prehistoric monstrosity climbs out of the hole, eats all the scientists, and threatens to overrun the world. 'Cause that would kinda suck.

Do you think it would work against shoggoths ?

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### Author: ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/6 "2005-05-26T02:48:45Z")

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It turns out the dinosaurs were wiped out by a particularly nasty cold. And a dino booger is going to come up through the hole. The cockroaches will laugh and laugh about that a million years from now.

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### Author: ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/7 "2005-05-26T03:06:39Z")

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Tentacles. Why is it always _tentacles_?

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### Author: ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/8 "2005-05-26T03:54:30Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Tentacles. Why is it always _tentacles_?

I wonder how long before someone posts a tentacle porn link.

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### Author: ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/9 "2005-05-26T03:56:07Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> I wonder how long before someone posts a tentacle porn link.

Probably as long as it takes **Tentacle Monster** to get in here.

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/10 "2005-05-26T06:04:51Z")

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I misread the thread title as Russians To Resume Drinking in Lake Vostok.

I didn’t know they stopped.

_Za zdorovie!_  
We’re doomed.

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### Author: ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/11 "2005-05-26T17:52:01Z")

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Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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### Author: ![johnna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c68b51/32.png) [@johnna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnna)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/12 "2005-05-26T18:20:00Z")

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I just have one question I don’t understand how it is possible to be a lake, shouldn’t it be frozen also?

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### Author: ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/13 "2005-05-26T22:06:41Z")

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> [@johnna](#):
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> I just have one question I don’t understand how it is possible to be a lake, shouldn’t it be frozen also?

It is frozen over, by many thousands of feet. This is why it’s pristine.

It would be a terrible tragety to contaminate something this valuable.

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/russians-to-resume-drilling-in-lake-vostok/305516/14 "2005-05-26T22:18:19Z")

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> [@Jake](#):
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> It is frozen over, by many thousands of feet. This is why it’s pristine.
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> It would be a terrible tragety to contaminate something this valuable.

Of course, it would also be a terrible tragedy for us to never understand what’s in that lake, if anything.
