# Rzorsharp's Gonna Cry...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 2, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571 "2004-11-02T17:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/201 "2004-11-17T21:11:42Z")

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Hey, **SimonX**!!

There wasn’t much cryin’ goin on.

No wait, I take that back.

There was a whole lot of cryin’ goin on. It just wasn’t me doin’ it.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/202 "2004-11-17T21:53:36Z")

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> [@Razorsharp](#):
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> Hey, **SimonX**!!
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> There wasn’t much cryin’ goin on.
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> No wait, I take that back.
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> There was a whole lot of cryin’ goin on. It just wasn’t me doin’ it.

blah blah blah blah blah

Do you have anything else to say or are you a complete write off?

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/203 "2004-11-17T21:58:42Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> blah blah blah blah blah
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> Do you have anything else to say or are you a complete write off?

The award for the most ironioc post of the day goes to … (drum roll please) … Harborwolf. (Cue up Doc Severson Band music).

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/204 "2004-11-17T22:07:25Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> The award for the most ironioc post of the day goes to … (drum roll please) … Harborwolf. (Cue up Doc Severson Band music).

Taken from kids in the hall with some liberties. 😃

> [@](#):
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> Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you, I–I owe this honor to so many people. I–I’d like to thank…I’d like to thank my friend and manager, Ralph Himmelfarb…Thank you, Ralph. Um…um…the thread starter **SimonX** for having faith in me, uh, thank you…uh, uh, I’d like to thank **Razorsharp** , I love you! Uh, and, and, and, and, and I’d like to thank Harold Reinhouse for his wonderful script, I’d like to thank him. I’d like to thank Hitler, and, and most of all, I’d like to thank my parents. Mom, Dad, this is for you!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/205 "2004-11-18T01:46:52Z")

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Wow, Razor’s 53? I had him figured as really young and ignorant or really old and senile. I consider myself enlightened.

Then again, that idiots come in all age groups isn’t exactly an Earth-shattering piece of knowledge.

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