# Rzorsharp's Gonna Cry... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 2, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571 "2004-11-02T17:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/121 "2004-11-10T20:24:36Z")
Um, you _do_ mean the veterans who actually served with Kerry, and were on stage at the DNC with him when he accepted the nomination, right? 'cuz I _know_ you’re not talking about those “Swift Bullshitters for Bush” kids, because none of them served with Kerry. If you believe otherwise, that just shows how far out of touch you are. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/122 "2004-11-10T20:46:51Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > You misspelled “near”. :smack: 'Course, I meant to highlight “with” in that post. Anyway… > [@Razorsharp](#): > > What dirt did CBS give more credibility? I dunno, how much coverage did CBS give the SBVfT? I can’t seem to recall them holding any opinion on them. And I’d guarantee that if the SBVfT hadn’t come out with their info, and CBS had their hands on it, they would have given it the same treatment they gave the forged documents. If you don’t believe that, then \*you’re \* drinking the Kool-Aid. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/123 "2004-11-10T21:05:08Z")
> [@BJMoose](#): > > **Squink** : Not quite the polyps I had in mind. . . . 😉 More like these type [http://www.gastrointestinalatlas.com/Prepuciojpg.jpg](http://www.gastrointestinalatlas.com/Prepuciojpg.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/124 "2004-11-10T21:05:16Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Dear Razorsharp, > > I am not a liberal, my little snickerdoodle. Yes, you are. You just won’t admit it and are thus betraying your nation to CBS/the liberal elite/the gay agenda/the Zionist-Occupied Government/ etc. Heh. As for the “kool-aid” thing, Razor gets locked into cycles of insult because the initial response is (usually) indigniation, which to him seems to prove accuracy, and thus he likes to repeat the insult endlessly in hopes of repeating that first orgasmic rush of pleasure. I guess it was my fault for trying to be sarcastic with my “starting gate” remark. In hindsight, I should have said: Bryan: Kool-aid? I haven’t had that since I was a kid. I actually prefer root beer and milk, though not at the same time, of course (eww). Razor: (trying to get that indignation response) No, man, it’s like you’re a cult member. Bryan: It is? Is Kool-aid owned by the Moonies, or something? Whew, good thing I don’t drink it ‘cause I don’t like the Moonies and wouldn’t want to support their cause. That’s also why I wouldn’t pay to see _Battlefield Earth_, because of the scientologist angle, though I did eventually catch it on cable, and boy did it suck, let me tell you (spends two or three paragraphs deconstructing _BE_). Razor: It’s like you’re a member of Jim Jones’ cult, ready to chug the Kool-aid. Bryan: Who? Razor: (continues to waste time and energy explaining the connection between Jim Jones and CBS and looking foolish in the process, while I bait him by feigning ignorance) finally… Bryan: Oh, _that’s_ what you meant? Gosh. Anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/125 "2004-11-10T21:57:52Z")
> [@SimonX](#): > > What a shame that this is my most viewed thread ever. :smack: Hey man, what do you expect? Ya got “the man they love to hate” as the headliner. That’s whatcha call STARPOWER. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/126 "2004-11-10T22:26:29Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Bryan: Oh, _that’s_ what you meant? Gosh. Anyway… I’ve done that before, actually, and it works pretty well. In this case, though, I figured it was more fun to wind him up. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/127 "2004-11-10T22:27:07Z")
> [@Razorsharp](#): > > Hey man, what do you expect? Ya got “the man they love to hate” as the headliner. Easy there, cookie. You’re just one of a small group of extremist members who get that reaction. I haven’t done any tallies, but I’ll bet **Diogenes the Cynic** , **Aldeberan** , **Liberal** , **december** (remember him?), **Reeder** and **manhattan** have all racked up way more Pit-miles than you. Heck, if GWB was a member, he’d be WAY out in front. ---
**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/128 "2004-11-10T22:41:44Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > And I’d guarantee that if the SBVfT hadn’t come out with their info, and CBS had their hands on it, they would have given it the same treatment they gave the forged documents. Hmm… where to begin. If the SBVFT did not come out with their info, how else would CBS get it? Why would CBS not want to use the info just because the SBVFT came out with it? How about if the SBVFT did come out with their info, what would prevent CBS from giving it the same treatment as the forged documents. CBS didn’t have the forged documents until Bill Burkett came out with them. Bill Burkett, a man Michael Hedges of the Houston Chronicle describes as having “a well-established history of Bush loathing”. > **[Memos' possible source attacked Bush in past](https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Memos-possible-source-attacked-Bush-in-past-1662582.php)** > > Bill Burkett, who has emerged as a possible CBS source for disputed memos about President... **Munch** , that was just pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/129 "2004-11-10T22:43:28Z")
I read HWSNBN’s posts. I posted with Connie, the Phade, JDT, and JohnJohn. **Razor** , my delightful delicate flower, you ain’t even fit to repair the mortar in their bridges. ---
**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/130 "2004-11-10T22:52:12Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Easy there, cookie. You’re just one of a small group of extremist members who get that reaction. I haven’t done any tallies, but I’ll bet **Diogenes the Cynic** , **Aldeberan** , **Liberal** , **december** (remember him?), **Reeder** and **manhattan** have all racked up way more Pit-miles than you. Hey man, this is just my first time in the PIT. Gimme a little more time. I’m just starting to imagine the possibilities without the threat of being banned hangin’ over my head. It’s breathin’ new life into the ol’ boy. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/131 "2004-11-10T23:01:27Z")
> [@Razorsharp](#): > > Hey man, this is just my first time in the PIT. Gimme a little more time. I’m just starting to imagine the possibilities without the threat of being banned hangin’ over my head. The first time? Wow, even **I’VE** been pitted more than you! HAHAHAH! LOOO-zer! ---
**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/132 "2004-11-10T23:01:57Z")
> [@andros](#): > > I read HWSNBN’s posts. I posted with Connie, the Phade, JDT, and JohnJohn. > > **Razor** , my delightful delicate flower, you ain’t even fit to repair the mortar in their bridges. Man, you’re out there, ain’t ya? What th’ fuck are you talkin’ about? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/133 "2004-11-10T23:25:40Z")
Heh heh. You are still young, Grasshopper. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/134 "2004-11-11T00:43:21Z")
> [@andros](#): > > I read HWSNBN’s posts. I posted with Connie, the Phade, JDT, and JohnJohn. Andros channels P.K. Dick: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate.” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/135 "2004-11-11T01:01:57Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > Andros channels P.K. Dick: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate.” That’s the spirit! Although it was based on Dick’s novel, I’m pretty sure that line appears only in the _Blade Runner_ screenplay, by Hampton Fancher and David Webb Peoples. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/136 "2004-11-11T05:30:09Z")
But a fucking tremendous line for that. Dammit. Gotta go pop in the tape now. (Hope the missus remembers to get me the DVD for Xmas.) ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/137 "2004-11-11T10:00:25Z")
24 posts later, and Razor still can’t find a cite for when he apologized. Maybe that means he can’t. But I did notice how carefully he ignored me. Am I on his list that shall not be named? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/138 "2004-11-11T13:11:08Z")
> [@GomiBoy](#): > > Am I on his list that shall not be named? You should only hope! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Razorsharp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Razorsharp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razorsharp)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/139 "2004-11-11T13:13:36Z")
> [@GomiBoy](#): > > Where exactly have you ever apologized, even after being caught? We all know you have been cautioned for being insulting at least three times in three different threads - can you provide a cite anywhere where you have apologized for this behaviour in violation of the rules of the forum you’ve posted in? Me thinks this makes you worse than CBS - even when caught, you refuse to admit wrongdoing. [Here ya go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4495761&postcount=142) > [@](#): > > So who’s the liar now, asshole? It’s still you, punk. BTW: Where’s the links to those previous threads where you attempted to debate me in a civil manner? I’m still waiting on those. ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571/140 "2004-11-11T13:27:29Z")
Damn it, I guess I can’t get that lucky. Still around, Razor, you pathetic little twit. So that’s one - what about the other two? And you call that an apology? You managed to apoligze and insult someone else in the same posting! Well done! Just goes to show - conservative blowhards really are hypocritical, trite, emotionally mal-adjusted weasels who can’t prove anything so just shout louder. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rzorsharps-gonna-cry/272571.md?page=8)