# S. American Blush Spider? - Ha! Ha! Ha!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611 "1999-09-10T12:10:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@ConMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ConMan)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/1 "1999-09-10T12:10:00Z")
Who dreams up this crap?! They should be writing for “Friends” or “ER”. Read this & laugh!
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According to an article by Dr. Beverly Clark, in the Journal of the United Medical Association (JUMA), the mystery behind a recent spate of deaths has been solved.
If you haven’t already heard about it in the news, here is what happened. 3 women in Chicago, turned up at hospitals over a 5 day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood.
These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same restaurant (Big Chappies, at Blare Airport), within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.
The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the South American Blush Spider (arachnius gluteus), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider’s venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp, climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.
Several days later a lawyer from Los Angeles showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from New York, changing planes in Chicago, before returning home. He did not visit Big Chappies while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.
Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in South America. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from South America, and discovered the Blush spider’s nests on 4 different planes! It is now beleived that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!
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“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/2 "1999-09-10T12:41:00Z")
Hmmmmmm…Most unsanitary bathrooms, I would think! If a spider could live under a toilet seat undisturbed for that long, imagine all the gross germs! Ewwwwwwww…I smell (no pun intended) a rat- no one lifted the lids on these toilet seats, even to clean them? Come on…
How bizarre! It sounds like something out of the Weekly World News.
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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/3 "1999-09-10T13:08:00Z")
I’ve still not figured out how to put links in here, but check out [http://www.healthcentral.com.](http://www.healthcentral.com.) They’ve got a health hoax site, that debunks this one. A friend sent me the link to that site just this morning!
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/4 "1999-09-10T13:35:00Z")
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> where it was determined to be the South American Blush Spider (arachnius gluteus), so named because of its reddened flesh color.
If they’re talking about it being named because of it’s Latin name, they’re morons. “Gluteus”=buttock or your butt.
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### Author:  [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/5 "1999-09-10T15:05:00Z")
Snopes debunked this too. [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/buttspdr.htm](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/buttspdr.htm)
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/6 "1999-09-10T15:35:00Z")
I’m eagerly waiting for this email message to show up in my inbox so I can pounce on it and devour it.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/7 "1999-09-10T15:45:00Z")
Hey wait a minute…is that all I do to put a link in here? Just type out the address? Well DUH! Maybe I’m just one of those folks that _needs_ a good bite on the butt.
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### Author:  [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/8 "1999-09-10T21:57:00Z")
Cristi-
I got to HealthCentral, but couldn’t find the hoax section. Can you advise?
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The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 10, 1999, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-american-blush-spider-ha-ha-ha/7611/9 "1999-09-10T22:03:00Z")
Sassy: Once you get to HealthCentral, go to Centers, then Internet Hoax Watch. Lots more nifty stuff there, besides the spider story!