# S/he's not really all that hot, and yet I want her/him **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 17, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075 "2005-09-17T01:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/21 "2005-09-18T04:35:52Z")
Martha Plimpton. She is my favourite in _Goonies_. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/22 "2005-09-18T04:49:26Z")
Brent Spiner. And I recently found out he’s my father’s age. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/23 "2005-09-18T05:01:17Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > David Boreanaz… Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/24 "2005-09-18T05:13:04Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > [Martha Plimpton](http://www.newyorkcool.com/archives/2005/February/feature.html), [Jane Kaczmarek](http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/JaneKazmarekEM.JPG), [Jane Adams](http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/e/ed9192a6a6.jpg), [Rebecca Pidgeon](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003GGU.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg), [Joan Cusack](http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/joan-cusack/joan-cusack-007-img.jpg), . Man, there is something about Rebecca Pidgeon that gets my motor running… ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/25 "2005-09-18T05:17:26Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > David Boreanaz. > > Everyone else that I could be said to “want” is definably hot. David’s hot. And I say that as a mostly heterosexual male. ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/26 "2005-09-18T07:14:48Z")
Conan O’Brien. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/27 "2005-09-18T07:20:00Z")
Tina Fey. There seems to be a running gag that Amy Poehler is the hottest _SNL_ chick in the present cast. All I can say is, I’d **go** with Amy, but I’d be thinking of Tina! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pensandfeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Pensandfeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pensandfeathers)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/28 "2005-09-18T07:26:55Z")
Alan Rickman ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/29 "2005-09-18T08:21:16Z")
**Beware of Doug** has a really good list. **ChaChaHeels** , I’ll accept that he’s not your type. I don’t know what your type is so if he really isn’t your type then I guess your answer fits the OP, but _everybody_ thinks Benicio Del Toro is hot. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pensandfeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Pensandfeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pensandfeathers)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/30 "2005-09-18T08:31:55Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > **ChaChaHeels** but _everybody_ thinks Benicio Del Toro is hot. > 🙂 Eh, noooo… ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/31 "2005-09-18T09:31:41Z")
[Gary Sinise](http://www.sinisefans.org/gallery/omampub1.jpg) [Hugh Laurie](http://hughlauriefaq.com/images/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=4) (in his Dr. House persona) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Gremlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@Sue\_Gremlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Gremlin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/32 "2005-09-18T12:51:49Z")
I have always been totally hot for Ryan Stiles. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/33 "2005-09-18T14:09:44Z")
> [@Pensandfeathers](#): > > Alan Rickman I second that. Also Norman Reedus, even though he looks something like the result of a human-ferret breeding program. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/34 "2005-09-18T14:20:02Z")
> [@Sue Gremlin](#): > > I have always been totally hot for Ryan Stiles. _sigh_ Also seconded… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/35 "2005-09-18T14:25:17Z")
[Tim Roth](http://membres.lycos.fr/magitulipe/hpbimg/roth.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/36 "2005-09-18T15:38:53Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > I just found out that Heidi Klum is dating Seal. Ewwww, but I guess she sees something in him. > Or maybe he’s hung like a mule. Boy, are you behind the times… she married & just bore him a child. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/37 "2005-09-18T21:18:14Z")
[David Thewlis](http://hpacteurspoudlard.free.fr/images/photos/davidthewlis/albumphotos/davidthewlis004.jpg), who despite looking very weaselly and undernourished, is or was living with Anna Friel, a serious babe. Also [Robert Carlyle](http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/r/robert_carlyle.jpg), who generally looks very peaky. [Christian Bale](http://i.tvspielfilm.de/img/gen/3/8/453864_Pxgen_r_164xA_1x1_297784.jpg), now, is an interesting case. He’s got the Serious Hero thing down pat and yet, I suspect that long, thin face of his is not going to age well. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/38 "2005-09-18T21:27:14Z")
> [@Pensandfeathers](#): > > Eh, noooo… No, indeed. I think Benicio Del Toro is one of the ugliest guys I’ve ever seen masquerading as a leading man. Purely my opinion, of course… However, please add me to the list of voters for: Hugh Laurie (as Dr. House) Alan Rickman Ryan Stiles ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/39 "2005-09-18T22:09:16Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > **ChaChaHeels** , I’ll accept that he’s not your type. I don’t know what your type is so if he really isn’t your type then I guess your answer fits the OP, but _everybody_ thinks Benicio Del Toro is hot. > 🙂 They say he’s the Puerto Rican Brad Pitt! He’s actually handsomer because of he has those eyes and that hair. Wow, is that guy handsome. I think he was even in one of those sexiest of the year things. I love his looks. I have had the massive hots for Jack Black for a long time. I don’t know what it is about that guy but he turns me on like crazy. I just can’t explain it. It’s really not that I think he’s funny because I really prefer to imagine him being serious. I thought he was super hot when he was young, like in Dead Man Walking. He was acting completely normal there and that was the hottest I have ever seen him. Rob Cordry also turns me on for no good reason. He seems really dirty. He’s ugly but I don’t know. There’s something there! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075/40 "2005-09-18T22:54:55Z")
> [@Dark Side of the Floyd](#): > > Also seconded… :dubious: And thirded. If you agree with me about one more person, I’m going to be slightly spooked. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/s-hes-not-really-all-that-hot-and-yet-i-want-her-him/322075.md?page=3)