# Sacked "Caleb" from "Desperate Housewives" raps a rebuttal.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 21, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sacked-caleb-from-desperate-housewives-raps-a-rebuttal/336549 "2005-12-21T01:02:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sacked-caleb-from-desperate-housewives-raps-a-rebuttal/336549/1 "2005-12-21T01:02:05Z")

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[Golly](http://www.pagekennedy.com/). (Warning: Linked page plays track automatically.)

Upshot: He says he didn’t take his peter out, the tabloids suck, and he’s bitter and suicidal. Or not bitter and suicidal, because he’s got religion. He just thinks about blowing his head off, but won’t do it, because he’s got God. And kids.

I gotta say, there’s a certain amount of dissonance that comes from listening to hip-hop where a rapper is doing the “hard” voice while he’s talking about how _Desperate Housewives_ is “the best show on the _air_, the best show in A_mer_ica,” how he was workin’ with his favourite actors, and how he “never did drugs, never even smoked a damned _thing_, now they got me down like I’m Eddie _Kane_ on W. _Lane_.”

Oh my god. He hippity-hopped _“wisteria.”_

I’m dying.