# Saddam on Queer Eye: the Ultimate Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236 "2003-12-16T02:32:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/1 "2003-12-16T02:32:53Z")

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As I scrolled down the forum just now, two threads caught my eye in all-too-rapid succession: a Saddam thread and a \*Queer Eye \*thread.

Two great tastes that taste great together, no? Anyone care to start off a little\* Queer Eye\* episode, starring Saddam? I’d do it myself, but well, I’ve only seen one episode, so I really don’t have the flavor quite down yet, plus some of you (you know who you are) really have more of a flair for the dramatic.

Any takers? I’ll see if I can think of an appropriate prize for the best script…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/2 "2003-12-16T02:35:20Z")

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[Further down the page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229506)… (No replies to that one, either.) 😛

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/3 "2003-12-16T02:44:41Z")

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Damn you people! You’re too fast! (Or I’m too tired, or something.)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/4 "2003-12-16T02:59:23Z")

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Can I rub some salt in and suggest it should have been “The Mother of All Sequential Threads”?

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/5 "2003-12-16T06:13:09Z")

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I saw:

“the first acceptance letter always gets you…”

and

“anyone read Arabic?”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/6 "2003-12-17T21:59:43Z")

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From IMHO:

**young men and number of orgasms  
Touching story**

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/7 "2003-12-17T23:00:07Z")

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I law a picture this morning of Saddam sitting in a big chair, surrounded by the Fab Five, obviously a Photoshop. But the link is dead now. Pretty well done, I must say.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddam-on-queer-eye-the-ultimate-sequential-threads/219236/8 "2003-12-18T16:20:41Z")

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“Do women enjoy sex?” followed by “How fast is too fast?”